December 25th

by Jeff

Image text: If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

The Christmas birthday is the worst when you just get one present for both days, but fathers born on (or around) Father's Day or mothers born on (or around) Mother's Day.