231: Cat Proximity

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Cat Proximity
Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!
Title text: Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!

[edit] Explanation

This comic refers to the use of "baby talk" when speaking to pets. A person's voice becomes falsetto and cooing, vocabulary becomes simplified, and phrases are repeated, such as "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty". The chart shows that a person's apparent intelligence decreases, and the inanity of their statements increases, the closer they get to a cat.

Most people act like this when they're playing with cats; unless they're allergic, of course.

Thankfully being close to a cat doesn't actually cause brain damage in normal circumstances; the graph technically refers to demonstrated intelligence rather than IQ.

[edit] Transcript

[A graph is drawn, x-axis: "human proximity to cat" from far to near.]
[A curve labeled intelligence veering downwards.]
[A curve labeled inanity of statements veering upwards.]
[Cueball standing far from a kitten.]
[Cueball standing closer to a kitten.]
[Cueball standing next to a kitten.]
Cueball: You're a kitty!
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Anyone else notice that the graph looks like the tail end of a fish? ‎Sunny Bat (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I'm sure if you will be doing IQ test with cat, you will score lower. Especially if the cat would lie on the paper. So ... let's say that the reduction of IQ near cats is in normal circumstances temporary. -- Hkmaly (talk) 08:54, 27 September 2013 (UTC)

That would be your scored or graded intelligence quotient, not your actual IQ. If someone is giving you an electric shock while you're trying to walk during a walking test you may fail the test, but that doesn't mean you're bad at walking. (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I vote we remove the "Incomplete" tag. Said tag is labeled "Come on...", but I honestly don't see how this could be expanded upon. 07:32, 16 October 2013 (UTC)


recent studies have linked Toxoplasmosis to various mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, ADHD, OCD, and has been linked to suicidal behavior in humans. Studies have also shown that persons with latent Toxoplasma gondii infections have a higher rate of automotive accidents, though whether this is because of impaired motor function or if it's because of a heightened risk-reward center is uncertain. It seems to be a symbiotic organism for cats--it causes no symptoms in cats and is carried normally in their feces. however, rodents that become infected with T.gondii stop fearing the smell of cat urine, ultimately making it easier for the cat to catch and eat the rodent, improving the quality of life for both the cat and the protozoan. The thing is, literally, a mind control parasite. about a third of humans are infected with T.gondii (mostly from unwashed vegetables and undercooked meats rather than from contact with cat feces). I wonder to what extent this "cat proximity" observation may have to do with T.gondii having evolved to make humans like cats and want to comfort them and feed them. 17:31, 16 September 2014 (UTC)
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