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:10 PM Sat: Epsilon might or might not still be a hurricane ... but in any case it likely will not be one on Sunday. 4 AM Sun: Epsilon is downgraded to a tropical storm.
 
:10 PM Sat: Epsilon might or might not still be a hurricane ... but in any case it likely will not be one on Sunday. 4 AM Sun: Epsilon is downgraded to a tropical storm.
  
:[The two still sit back-to-back. The man with hair's fists are clenched.] :10 AM Sun: Morning satellite images indicate that Epsilon has restrengthened.
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:[The two still sit back-to-back.] :10 AM Sun: Morning satellite images indicate that Epsilon has restrengthened.
  
 
:[A closer view of just the balding man at his desk.]
 
:[A closer view of just the balding man at his desk.]
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:'''NOPE.'''
 
:'''NOPE.'''
  
:[The men are still at their desks. The bald man is leaning back on his chair and staring at his screen, taking his keyboard out of his desk; the other man's hair is noticeably disheveled, and he has started growing a five o'clock shadow.]
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:[The men are still at their desks. The bald man is leaning back on his chair and staring at his screen, the other man's hair is noticeably disheveled, and he has started growing a five o'clock shadow.]
 
:Enter Tropical Storm Zeta.
 
:Enter Tropical Storm Zeta.
 
:Friday, December 30th, 2005: An elongated area of low pressure ... which had its origins in an old frontal trough ... began developing organized convection overnight. Advisories are initiated on the 27th tropical storm of 2005.
 
:Friday, December 30th, 2005: An elongated area of low pressure ... which had its origins in an old frontal trough ... began developing organized convection overnight. Advisories are initiated on the 27th tropical storm of 2005.
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:4PM Fri: Although the atmosphere seems to want to develop tropical storms ad nauseam ... the calendar will shortly put an end to the use of the Greek alphabet to name them.
 
:4PM Fri: Although the atmosphere seems to want to develop tropical storms ad nauseam ... the calendar will shortly put an end to the use of the Greek alphabet to name them.
  
:[The bald man is now wearing a party hat and has a {{w|party horn}} in his mouth, and there is confetti in the air.]
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:[The bald man is now wearing a party hat and there is confetti in the air.]
 
:But 2005's wouldn't end until Zeta did.
 
:But 2005's wouldn't end until Zeta did.
 
:10 PM Sat: Zeta appeared on the verge of losing all of its deep convection a few hours ago ... but since about 21z the convection has been on somewhat of an increase again.
 
:10 PM Sat: Zeta appeared on the verge of losing all of its deep convection a few hours ago ... but since about 21z the convection has been on somewhat of an increase again.
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:4 AM Mon: By 24-36 hours ... a significant increase in westerly winds ... should act to shear away most of the associated convection ... and finally bring the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season to a merciful ending. 4 PM Mon: It is hard to conceive that a tropical cyclone will be able to survive for very long in such a hostile environment. therefore I have not backed off on the forecast of weakening.
 
:4 AM Mon: By 24-36 hours ... a significant increase in westerly winds ... should act to shear away most of the associated convection ... and finally bring the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season to a merciful ending. 4 PM Mon: It is hard to conceive that a tropical cyclone will be able to survive for very long in such a hostile environment. therefore I have not backed off on the forecast of weakening.
  
:[The two of them again. Both men have clenched fists rested back from their keyboards, frustrated.]
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:[The two of them again.]
:10 PM Mon: Zeta is stronger than yesterday.
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:10 PM Mon: Zeta is stronger than yesterday. 10 AM Wed: As you can see... I ran out of things to say.
:10 AM Wed: As you can see... I ran out of things to say.
 
  
:[Both men put up their keyboards...]
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:[The two of them again.]
 
:4 AM Thu: Satellite intensity estimates have decreased. Zeta is downgraded to a 30 kt tropical depression.
 
:4 AM Thu: Satellite intensity estimates have decreased. Zeta is downgraded to a 30 kt tropical depression.
  
:[...only to start typing on them again.]
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:[The two of them again.]
 
:10 AM Thu: Shortly after the previous advisory had been issued ... regretfully ... the intensity ... increased to 35 kt and Zeta is a tropical storm once again.
 
:10 AM Thu: Shortly after the previous advisory had been issued ... regretfully ... the intensity ... increased to 35 kt and Zeta is a tropical storm once again.
  
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:10 PM Thu: Although it seems as if Zeta will never die ... the forecast continues to show weakening.
 
:10 PM Thu: Although it seems as if Zeta will never die ... the forecast continues to show weakening.
  
:[Both men are now leaning back in their chairs, exhausted, their keyboards put away.]
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:[Both men are now leaning back in their chairs, exhausted.]
 
:4 PM, Friday, January 6, 2006: Zeta no longer meets the criteria of a tropical cyclone... which means that both it and the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season have ended. This is the national hurricane center signing off for 2005.
 
:4 PM, Friday, January 6, 2006: Zeta no longer meets the criteria of a tropical cyclone... which means that both it and the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season have ended. This is the national hurricane center signing off for 2005.
  

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