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The probe {{w|International Cometary Explorer|ISEE-3/ICE}} is a spacecraft launched on August 12, 1978. The original mission was to study the interaction between the Earth's magnetic field and the solar wind. It was later sent to visit Comet {{w|21P/Giacobini–Zinner|Giacobini-Zinner}} and became the first spacecraft to do so by flying through a comet's tail.
The probe {{w|International Cometary Explorer|ISEE-3/ICE}} is a spacecraft launched on August 12, 1978. The original mission was to study the interaction between the Earth's magnetic field and the solar wind. It was later sent to visit Comet {{w|21P/Giacobini–Zinner|Giacobini-Zinner}} and became the first spacecraft to do so by flying through a comet's tail.

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"1337", this comic's number, redirects here. For the 2007 storyline of the same name, starting with comic 341, see Category:1337.
Title text: HACK THE STARS


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The probe ISEE-3/ICE is a spacecraft launched on August 12, 1978. The original mission was to study the interaction between the Earth's magnetic field and the solar wind. It was later sent to visit Comet Giacobini-Zinner and became the first spacecraft to do so by flying through a comet's tail.

Its trajectory will bring it close to Earth on August 2014. A status check of the spacecraft has revealed that many of its instruments are still working and that it contains plenty of fuel. At first it was reported that the hardware to communicate with ISEE-3/ICE had been decommissioned, but after this comic was published, it was established that an 18-meter satellite dish at the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory does still have the right hardware, and NASA gave them approval to try to achieve contact.

The characters Crash and Burn (and the catchphrase, "Mess with the best, die like the rest") are an allusion to the 1995 movie Hackers. Since the movie predates the shutdown-signal (1997), the characters should both possess the skills and 'outdated' equipment to understand and hack the signal to the probe.

In the comic, Burn has hacked into the satellite and left the catchphrase to be shown to those who would log into the satellite regularly. She has also rerouted its path to enter the atmosphere at a certain time. She then uses this knowledge to tell Crash in advance at just the right time that a "falling star" will appear in the sky.

The title text "Hack the stars" is also an allusion to the movie Hackers where the Phrase "Hack the Planet!" is used on multiple occasions.

In the Hackers movie, the rivalry between the characters Crash and Burn was to "one up" the other by means of hacking as a measure of how good their skills were. The "falling star" could be the ultimate measure of hacking "leet-ness".

Not coincidentally, this is comic number 1337, which in leet speak means elite (elite hacking, in this case).

Truth & Fiction Explained

This comic involves some truth and some fiction. There is an ISEE-3/ICE probe. According to the Wikipedia article, it was launched in August 12, 1978 and tasked to study Earth's magnetic field and the solar wind. After completing its original mission the probe was repurposed on June 10, 1982 to study the interaction between the solar wind and a cometary atmosphere. This put it in a heliocentric orbit. According to an article by Emily Lakdawalla at Planetary.org, the Deep Space Network (DSN) detected the probe again in 2008 because NASA mistakenly left its transmitters on. From this NASA JPL paper, the Madrid DSS complex still has the special filter required to communicate with the ICE satellite, but because of frequency conflicts S-band uplink is not supported.

On March 1st and 2nd, 2014 radio amateurs were able to detect the beacon signal from the retired NASA deep space probe ICE (International Cometary Explorer) using the 20m radio telescope at the Bochum Observatory (Germany). However, the probe was only transmitting the carrier signal at that time. [1]


[Panel 1 shows an image of the ISEE-3/ICE spacecraft]
Narration: The ISEE-3/ICE probe was launched in 1978. Its mission ended in 1997 and it was sent a shutdown signal.
Narration: In 2008, we learned-to our surprise-that the probe didn't shut down. It's still running and it has plenty of fuel. ...and in 2014, its orbit brings it near earth.
[Panel 3 shows Megan and Ponytail talking to each other.]
Megan: We could send it on a new mission... Except we no longer have the equipment to send commands to it.
Ponytail: Can't we...
Megan: NASA won't rebuild it. "Too Expensive"
Ponytail: Seriously?
Megan: I know, right? So the Internet found the specs and we went to work.
[Panel 5 shows Megan and Ponytail have walking into an area where a girl and Cueball both are sitting at desks looking at laptops.]
Narration: We've convinced them to give us time on the Madrid DSN transmitter and hacked the maser to support the uplink. And today's the big day.
Cueball: Transmitting... We have a signal! We have control!
Megan: OK, transmit the new comet rendezvous maneuver sequen-
[Cueball, off panel]: What the hell?
Megan: What?
Cueball: My console went dead!
Girl: Mine too!
Megan: What's happening?!
Cueball: There's a new signal going out over the transmitter!
[Megan, off panel]: A bug?
Cueball: Someone else is in the system!
Girl: Kill the connection!
[Cueball, off panel]: I can't find it!
Girl: They're firing the probe's engines!
[Cueball, off panel]: NO!
[Megan, off panel]: Who's doing this?? Stop them!
[Girl, off panel]: I'm trying!
Cueball, pointing to his screen: Look! My screen!
[Text, on Cueball's laptop screen]: M-E-S-S-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-B-E-S-T D-I-E-L-I-K-E-T-H-E-R-E-S-T
[Panel 13 shows two people in a pool at night.]
[Panel 14 zooms out to reveal the pool is on top of a skyscraper in a vertically developed, downtown setting.]
Burn: Crash?
Crash: Yeah, Burn?
Burn: Make a wish.
[Panel 16 shows the spacecraft streaking across the sky, indistinguishable from a meteoroid.]


  • There are several pools in the movie as well. There is a subplot involving a mythical pool on the roof of the high school where several of the characters are students. Additionally, a scene in the movie Hackers ending shows Crash and Burn swimming in a rooftop pool, while several buildings light up with the words "CRASH AND BURN", the result of their friends' latest hack. This scene is similar to the last four panels of the comic.
  • The number of the comic is also significant, in that 1337 is a common numeric form of leet, again referring to hackers.

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Taking the number with the title, we have a 1337 Hack. Has to be related. 08:28, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

I concur, I don't think 1337 and Hack are just a coincidence 10:36, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
This isn't the first time that Randall has posted comics whose numbers are related to their content- 1000 comes to mind, and I don't think that 1190: Time is a coincidence, either. --Someone Else 37 (talk) 04:50, 9 March 2014 (UTC)

.... ok ... I bet that if the probe destroyed three of the Klingons' new K't'inga-class warships and the monitoring station en route, they would rethink the "we can no longer communicate with it" ... (seriously, probe from time of Voyagers returns to Earth and we are not able to communicate to it ... Roddenberry got surprisingly close). -- Hkmaly (talk) 10:42, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

I wonder if it comes close enough to Earth so that it has enough delta-v left to deorbit like that, and where it would end up. Maybe someone could model it in KSP or something... 11:37, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

It's not orbiting the Earth, so it doesn't need any delta-V to de-orbit. Consider: meteors hit the atmosphere (or the ground) all the time with no delta-V at all. All it needs is enough delta-V to re-aim so that it hits the planet, which if you start far enough away is probably very very little. 18:00, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Thank you, Randall, for making this possible. I will now forever lay claim to this comic as per this log: http://pastebin.com/bpexL7zL

You rock, dude. Keep on it. :) (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I added the transcription - feel free to adjust the names of "Guy", "Girl1", and "Girl2" as I can't recall any "Randall appropriate" names. I've grouped all panel elements into groups, which I believe is correct. It's my first transcript. ;) Jarod997 (talk) 14:00, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Wow, um, and if someone could "pretty" up the transcript so it shows a bit more nicely on the "front" page, it would be appreciated. Jarod997 (talk) 14:07, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
Hmmm, I did have the explanation broken up by panel, which I thought made it more readable, no? Jarod997 (talk) 22:01, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

When I first saw the explanation, I thought the move "Hackers" was the subject of comic 130, rather than "Ghostwriters". Has anyone actually seen both? I get the impression Ghostwriters falls under the category of "so bad it's good", whereas Hackers is more of a cult classic. Maybe it's worth mentioning this emerging xkcd theme somewhere in the explanation. Thoughts? -- 14:43, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

"Hackers" is so bad it is good. 17:10, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

What, no rooftop pool comments? (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I was going to make a comment about the pool on the roof. I couldn't remember if they ended up in a roof pool later on in the movie, or if i'm thinking of another movie. I haven't seen Hackers in so long. Andyd273 (talk) 17:46, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

They do. Crash and Burn's (Dade and Kate's) first interaction is her showing him around the school, which ends with her (somewhat reluctantly) telling him there's a pool on the roof of the school. He goes up and the door locks behind him; several other students are already up there, suggesting this is a standard hazing ritual. (side note: according to IMDB, this was a common prank at the school where they filmed.) Dade retaliates by, among other things, causing the school's sprinklers to go off during class; when she tries to confront him, he responds, "Pool on the roof must have a leak." The final scene shows the two conversing in a rooftop pool, which turns into frolicking as the credits roll. Fryhole (talk) 19:29, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Regarding the pool: IIRC, the movie ends with the two main characters (who use the aliases "Acid Burn" and "Crash Override") going on a date at a swimming pool on a roof (the scene shot as in frame 13). Meanwhile, their friends hack the lights on some office buildings so that they display the words "CRASH AND BURN". The shot showing this is also very similar to the last three frames. Cactus (talk) 18:09, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

I added an explanation for the storyline. It's probably not the only way you could understand this comic, but this one seems most plausible to me. 20:18, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

The explanation states that Crash is the one who did the hack and tells Burn to make a wish at the appropriate time, but the conversation between the two in the comic shows the reverse. (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I just re-watched Hackers and I believe the explanation is incorrect. When "Crash and Burn" shows up on the buildings, Crash says "Beat that" to Burn. That implies that he did the hack and not their friends. Given that information, I would interpret the comic as Burn one-upping Crash. If people agree, I'll adjust the explanation. Jrondeau (talk) 01:32, 28 February 2016 (UTC)

Guys! Part of this comic seems reality and part seems fantasy. Can someone please clear up about the divide? Would it really be (have been) possible to reconnect with this mission? Did someone apart from NASA attempt this? Doesn't anybody else think that this would be good to know??? 03:09, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

I've removed the "Transcript Incomplete" tag - if you feel this is in error or something else needs to be added, please comment or edit the transcript.Jarod997 (talk) 14:10, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

I've removed the "Article Incomplete" tag - if you feel there is still something lacking in the explanation (which I just tweaked up a bit), please comment or fix the article. Enjoy. :) Jarod997 (talk) 14:10, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

I'm asking around for people who want to make 1337 happen, if you can help join #xkcd-1337 on irc.foonetic.net 23:03, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

Might be a red herring, but the date this was release 3-3-2014 - the individual numbers of 2014 add up to 7. 3-3-7 (1337) but the 1 is missing of course. 09:19, 5 March 2014 (UTC) ... Thinking about it - it must be a coincidence, as XKCD numbers are sequential - therefore the fact that #1337 falls on 3rd March 2014 is lucky, or would have required some serious forethought! 09:28, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

Is it just me or does the guy in the pool look like a de-hatted black hat guy? -- 13:43, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

The text is: "There's a new signal going out over the transmitter!", "They're firing the probe's engines!". So Burn didn't hack the satellite in advance, but hacked into the transmitter while the other ones were using it. As the movie is just a movie, I don't think it's significant that the move predates the shutdown signal. The equipment to send the signal is a big transmitter, Why should a hacker own an expensive physical transmitter that is rarely used, when it is easier to "own" a transmitter that belongs to someone else? 22:33, 13 March 2014 (UTC)

This is ACTUALLY HAPPENING now - minus the Crash and Burn part :). See http://spacecollege.org/isee3/we-are-now-in-command-of-the-isee-3-spacecraft.html (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

See also http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/05/isee-3-spacecraft-makes-first-earth-contact-in-16-years -- JakubNarebski (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)