Difference between revisions of "1446: Landing/Transcript"
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:Philae: Has anyone ever tried this before? | :Philae: Has anyone ever tried this before? | ||
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:Rosetta: We are ''go'' for separation! | :Rosetta: We are ''go'' for separation! | ||
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:Philae: ''Yessss!'' | :Philae: ''Yessss!'' | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 60 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 60 Minutes | ||
:Philae: Can I just go now? | :Philae: Can I just go now? | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 45 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 45 Minutes | ||
− | :Philae: Turning on ''sesame'' Bzzzzzzzzzt. | + | :Philae: Turning on ''sesame''. Bzzzzzzzzzt. |
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:Time until lander separation: 40 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 40 Minutes | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 30 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 30 Minutes | ||
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− | :Philae: Yeah! ... a little boring maybe. | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 25 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 25 Minutes | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 20 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 20 Minutes | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 15 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 15 Minutes | ||
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:Philae: Assuming comets even ''have'' insides! | :Philae: Assuming comets even ''have'' insides! | ||
:Rosetta: I'm, uh, pretty sure they do. | :Rosetta: I'm, uh, pretty sure they do. | ||
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:Time until lander separation: 10 Minutes | :Time until lander separation: 10 Minutes | ||
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:Time until lander separation: <font color="red">None</font> | :Time until lander separation: <font color="red">None</font> | ||
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:Rosetta: Quick, take a picture of me! | :Rosetta: Quick, take a picture of me! | ||
− | :Philae: Just take a selfie | + | :Philae: Just take a selfie. |
− | :Rosetta: Can't. No front-facing camera | + | :Rosetta: Can't. No front-facing camera. |
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:Time until landing: 6 Hours | :Time until landing: 6 Hours | ||
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− | :Rosetta: Lost track of | + | :Rosetta: Lost track of Earth thanks to that jolt. |
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− | :Rosetta: | + | :Rosetta: Let's see, where is it... |
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− | :Rosetta: | + | :Rosetta: Aha! |
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:Time until landing: 5 Hours | :Time until landing: 5 Hours | ||
:Rosetta: Hey! Earth! | :Rosetta: Hey! Earth! | ||
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:Philae: Gonna harpoon a comet. | :Philae: Gonna harpoon a comet. | ||
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::Rosetta: In space | ::Rosetta: In space | ||
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::Have we landed on a comet?: Not yet | ::Have we landed on a comet?: Not yet | ||
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::Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully | ::Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully | ||
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:Philae: Hey Rosetta - you in touch with Earth? | :Philae: Hey Rosetta - you in touch with Earth? | ||
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:Time until landing: 4 Hours | :Time until landing: 4 Hours | ||
:Rosetta: ... They're a little worried about your top thruster. | :Rosetta: ... They're a little worried about your top thruster. | ||
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:Philae: I ''really'' hope harpoons work on comets. | :Philae: I ''really'' hope harpoons work on comets. | ||
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::Do harpoons work on comets: <u>Hopefully</u> | ::Do harpoons work on comets: <u>Hopefully</u> | ||
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::Philae lander: Brave | ::Philae lander: Brave | ||
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:Philae: Harpoons work on whales, right? | :Philae: Harpoons work on whales, right? | ||
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::Whales: ''Probably'' Not in space | ::Whales: ''Probably'' Not in space | ||
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− | :[Whale | + | :[Whale and stick figure on comet marked "Probably not"] |
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− | + | :Rosetta: They should be getting the pictures back on Earth about now. | |
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:Philae: The 28-minute delay is weird. | :Philae: The 28-minute delay is weird. | ||
:Rosetta: I'm watching for the <font color="grey">✔ seen 12:41 pm</font> message. | :Rosetta: I'm watching for the <font color="grey">✔ seen 12:41 pm</font> message. | ||
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− | + | :Philae: Not to obsess, but what do I do of I touch down on a big slab of rock? [separate dialogue] Pretty sure harpoons don't work on rock. | |
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:Rosetta: Are you thinking about whales? | :Rosetta: Are you thinking about whales? | ||
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− | + | :Rosetta: <font color="grey">✔ seen 1:02 pm</font> [separate dialogue] Hooray! | |
− | :Rosetta: <font color="grey">✔ seen 1:02 pm</font> Hooray! | ||
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:Rosetta: Oh, they wanted me to mention - | :Rosetta: Oh, they wanted me to mention - | ||
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− | : | + | :Philae: Can't a pilot on Earth help me land? |
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::Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully | ::Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully | ||
::Earth: Far away | ::Earth: Far away | ||
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+ | :Rosetta: You're gonna have to do it on your own. | ||
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:Time until landing: 55 Minutes | :Time until landing: 55 Minutes | ||
− | :Rosetta: Can you see it? Can you see the landing site? | + | :Rosetta: Can you see it? [separate dialogue] Can you see the landing site? |
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:Time until landing: 50 Minutes | :Time until landing: 50 Minutes | ||
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:Time until landing: 45 Minutes | :Time until landing: 45 Minutes | ||
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:Time until landing: 35 Minutes | :Time until landing: 35 Minutes | ||
− | :Philae | + | :Philae: Hi, comet. I'm Philae. [separate dialogue] We caught you. |
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− | + | ::Comet 67P: Near | |
− | + | ::Have we landed on a comet?: Not yet... | |
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:Time until landing: 25 Minutes | :Time until landing: 25 Minutes | ||
− | :Rosetta: Looking good. You're right on target. Spinning a little. | + | :Rosetta: Looking good. You're right on target. [separate dialogue] Spinning a little. |
− | :Philae | + | :Philae: ''WHEEEE!'' |
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:Time until landing: 20 Minutes | :Time until landing: 20 Minutes | ||
− | :Rosetta: | + | :Rosetta: They're loving your pictures back home! |
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:Time until landing: 15 Minutes | :Time until landing: 15 Minutes | ||
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:Time until landing: 10 Minutes | :Time until landing: 10 Minutes | ||
− | :Rosetta: Hey, Philae- Do you see anything that might explain how to levitate and destroy rocks with your minds? People back home keep asking. | + | :Rosetta: Hey, Philae- [separate dialogue] Do you see anything that might explain how to levitate and destroy rocks with your minds? [separate dialogue] People back home keep asking. |
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:Time until landing: 5 Minutes | :Time until landing: 5 Minutes | ||
:Rosetta: Philae? | :Rosetta: Philae? | ||
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− | ::Philae lander: | + | ::Mission control: Anxious |
− | ::Mission control: | + | ::Whales: Anxious |
− | + | ::U.S. Scientists: Nervous | |
− | ::Whales: | + | ::Have we landed on a comet?: ... |
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:[Showing Earth on the right] | :[Showing Earth on the right] | ||
− | :Time until | + | :Time until news of landing: 30 minutes |
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Comet 67P: Far away | |
− | + | ::Whales: Calm | |
− | + | ::Have we landed on a comet?: ??? | |
− | ::Comet 67P: | + | ::Do harpoons work on comets: [circled] Hopefully |
− | ::Whales: | + | ::Earth: Near |
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:[15:40:00:] | :[15:40:00:] | ||
:Time until news of landing: 25 minutes | :Time until news of landing: 25 minutes | ||
:Prime Minister: I hope we succeeded. That awful comet must be destroyed. | :Prime Minister: I hope we succeeded. That awful comet must be destroyed. | ||
:Aide: ...Mr. Prime Minister, no one is trying to destroy the comet. | :Aide: ...Mr. Prime Minister, no one is trying to destroy the comet. | ||
− | :Prime Minister: What?! But I secured you all this funding. I just assumed... | + | :Prime Minister: ''What?!'' But I secured you all this funding. I just assumed... |
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Mission control: Nervous | |
− | + | ::U.S. Scientists: Anxious | |
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:[15:45:00:] | :[15:45:00:] | ||
:Time until news of landing: 20 minutes | :Time until news of landing: 20 minutes | ||
:This picture of Philae falling away is beautiful. | :This picture of Philae falling away is beautiful. | ||
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:There will be a lot more soon. But this was the first. | :There will be a lot more soon. But this was the first. | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
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:Time until news of landing: 15 minutes | :Time until news of landing: 15 minutes | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Philae lander: ''???'' | |
− | ::Philae lander: | + | ::Mission control: <big>AAAAAAA</big> |
− | ::Mission control: | + | ::U.S. Scientists: <big>AAAAAAA</big> [trails off] |
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:Time until news of landing: 10 minutes | :Time until news of landing: 10 minutes | ||
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:You're just looking at Twitter. | :You're just looking at Twitter. | ||
:I should probably never ''actually'' go to space. | :I should probably never ''actually'' go to space. | ||
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+ | :[New category appears in status report] | ||
:Time until news of landing: 5 minutes | :Time until news of landing: 5 minutes | ||
− | :AAAAAAAAAAA | + | :<big><big><big>AAAAAAAAAAA</big></big></big> |
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Whales: <big>AAAAAAA</big> | |
− | + | ::Dolphins and Fish: Um, are those whales ''screaming?'' | |
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:[Philae and the comet on the left veiled] | :[Philae and the comet on the left veiled] | ||
:Time until news of landing: [now] | :Time until news of landing: [now] | ||
− | :[Holding breath] | + | :<nowiki>[[Holding breath]]</nowiki> |
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Mission control: <nowiki>[[...]]</nowiki> | |
− | + | ::Whales: Calm | |
− | ::Mission control: | + | ::U.S. Scientists: <nowiki>[[...]]</nowiki> |
− | + | ::Dolphins and Fish: OK | |
− | ::Whales: | + | ::Have we landed on a comet?: <nowiki>[[...]]</nowiki> |
− | ::U.S. Scientists: | + | ::Do harpoons work on comets: <nowiki>[[...]]</nowiki> |
− | ::Dolphins and Fish: | ||
− | ::Have we landed on a comet?: | ||
− | ::Do harpoons work on comets: | ||
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:[16:10:00:] | :[16:10:00:] | ||
− | + | :Philae: Hey, Earth! | |
− | :Philae | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
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::Philae lander: | ::Philae lander: | ||
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− | :[Showing Philae on | + | :[The countdown and the landing progress disappear] |
− | :Philae | + | :[Showing Philae on the comet] |
− | + | :Philae: I got you a comet. | |
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Philae lander: Landed | |
− | ::Philae lander: | + | ::Comet 67P: Here. |
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::Whales: Calm | ::Whales: Calm | ||
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::Have we landed on a comet?: '''YES.''' | ::Have we landed on a comet?: '''YES.''' | ||
::Do harpoons work on comets: '''YES.''' | ::Do harpoons work on comets: '''YES.''' | ||
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::Mission control: Proud | ::Mission control: Proud | ||
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::U.S. Scientists: Proud | ::U.S. Scientists: Proud | ||
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::Earth: Proud | ::Earth: Proud | ||
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+ | :Philae: I'm taking pictures and sending them as fast as I can. [separate dialogue] It's a long way home but they should get there soon! | ||
+ | :Status report: | ||
+ | ::Comet 67P: Harpooned | ||
:[16:35:00:] | :[16:35:00:] | ||
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− | + | ::Comet 67P: Landed on | |
− | + | ::Do harpoons work on comets: Don't know | |
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:[16:40:00:] | :[16:40:00:] | ||
:[Philae slightly tilts] | :[Philae slightly tilts] | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
− | + | ::Philae lander: ??? | |
− | ::Philae lander: | + | ::Mission control: Nervous |
− | ::Mission control: | + | ::U.S. Scientists: Anxious |
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::Mission control: Anxious | ::Mission control: Anxious | ||
::Comet 67P: ??? | ::Comet 67P: ??? | ||
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::Earth: Confused | ::Earth: Confused | ||
− | :: | + | :[16:50:00:] |
− | :[ | + | :["U.S. Scientists" renamed in status report] |
+ | :[New category appears in status report] | ||
+ | :[Philae tilts the opposite] | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
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::Scientists: Nervous | ::Scientists: Nervous | ||
::Harpoons: Tricky | ::Harpoons: Tricky | ||
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::Have we landed on a comet?: Yes, at least once | ::Have we landed on a comet?: Yes, at least once | ||
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− | : | + | :[Philae tilts more] |
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:[17:00:00:] | :[17:00:00:] | ||
:[Showing Earth] | :[Showing Earth] | ||
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::Earth: Nervous | ::Earth: Nervous | ||
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+ | :Philae? [separate dialogue] Are you OK? | ||
:[17:10:00:] | :[17:10:00:] | ||
− | :[Showing Philae on | + | :[Showing Philae on the comet] |
:Philae: I did it. | :Philae: I did it. | ||
:Status report: | :Status report: | ||
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::Philae lander: Landed | ::Philae lander: Landed | ||
::Mission control: !!!!! | ::Mission control: !!!!! | ||
::Comet 67P: Landed on | ::Comet 67P: Landed on | ||
− | + | ::Scientists: <nowiki>[[Wine]]</nowiki> | |
− | ::Scientists: [Wine] | ||
::Harpoons: Tricky | ::Harpoons: Tricky | ||
− | + | ::Have we landed on a comet?: '''YES''' | |
− | ::Have we landed on a comet?: YES | ||
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::Earth: !!!!! | ::Earth: !!!!! | ||
− | :: | + | :[17:15:00:] |
+ | :Philae? [separate dialogue] Is everything OK? | ||
+ | :Philae: I landed! [separate dialogue] I'm on a comet. [separate dialogue] I'm OK and I'm on a comet. |
Revision as of 11:28, 29 November 2014
- [Below is the complete transcript for 1446: Landing.]
- [00:00:00:]
- [Showing blank image]
- [00:35:00:]
- Rosetta: Three hours to separation.
- [00:45:00:]
- Philae: Has anyone ever tried this before?
- [00:50:00:]
- Rosetta: I don't think so.
- [01:25:00:]
- Rosetta: Ready to begin pre-delivery burn.
- [02:20:00:]
- Rosetta: We are go for separation!
- [02:25:00:]
- Philae: Yessss!
- [02:35:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 1 Hour
- [02:40:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 55 Minutes
- [02:45:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 50 Minutes
- [02:50:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 75 Minutes
- [02:55:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 70 Minutes
- [03:00:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 65 Minutes
- [03:05:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 60 Minutes
- Philae: Can I just go now?
- [03:20:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 45 Minutes
- Philae: Turning on sesame. Bzzzzzzzzzt.
- [03:25:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 40 Minutes
- Rosetta: Well it's been a fun 10 years together.
- [03:35:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 30 Minutes
- Philae: Yeah! [separate dialogue] ... a little boring maybe.
- [03:40:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 25 Minutes
- [03:45:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 20 Minutes
- Rosetta: Ok, turning on concert. I'll send you signals through the comet, once you're down there, so we can measure what's inside it.
- [03:50:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 15 Minutes
- Philae: Assuming comets even have insides!
- Rosetta: I'm, uh, pretty sure they do.
- [03:55:00:]
- Time until lander separation: 10 Minutes
- [04:05:00:]
- [Direction marked "To comet"]
- Time until lander separation: None
- [04:10:00:]
- [Philae separates from Rosetta to comet]
- Philae: Wheee!
- [04:15:00:]
- Rosetta: Quick, take a picture of me!
- Philae: Just take a selfie.
- Rosetta: Can't. No front-facing camera.
- [04:20:00:]
- Time until landing: 6 Hours
- [10:00:00:]
- Rosetta: Bye
- [10:05:00:]
- [Rosetta, Philae and comet appear on the left, indicating the landing progress. Philae appear on the right.]
- [10:15:00:]
- Philae: Spaaaaaaaace
- [10:25:00:]
- [Showing Rosetta on the right]
- Rosetta: Lost track of Earth thanks to that jolt.
- [10:30:00:]
- Rosetta: Let's see, where is it...
- [10:35:00:]
- Rosetta: Aha!
- [10:40:00:]
- Time until landing: 5 Hours
- Rosetta: Hey! Earth!
- [10:45:00:]
- Rosetta: Check out these pics!
- [10:55:00:]
- [Showing Philae on the right]
- Philae: Gonna harpoon a comet.
- [11:00:00:]
- Philae: This is so cool.
- [11:05:00:]
- [Status report appear from bottom-right corner]
- Status report:
- Rosetta: In space
- Philae lander: In space
- Mission control: Not in space
- Comet 67P: Big
- Have we landed on a comet?: Not yet
- [11:10:00:]
- Philae: ... I hope harpoons work on comets.
- [11:15:00:]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Status report:
- Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully
- [11:25:00:]
- Philae: Hey Rosetta - you in touch with Earth?
- [11:30:00:]
- Rosetta: Yes!
- [11:35:00:]
- Time until landing: 4 Hours
- Rosetta: ... They're a little worried about your top thruster.
- [11:40:00:]
- Status report:
- Mission control: Worried
- [11:45:00:]
- Rosetta: There's a chance you might have to hang on to the surface without it.
- [11:50:00:]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Worried
- [11:55:00:]
- Philae: I really hope harpoons work on comets.
- Status report:
- Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully
- [12:10:00:]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Brave
- [12:15:00:]
- Philae: Harpoons work on whales, right?
- [12:20:00:]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Status report:
- Whales: Not in space
- [12:25:00:]
- [Whale appears inside the comet]
- [12:30:00:]
- [Whale marked "Probably not"]
- Status report:
- Whales: Probably Not in space
- [12:35:00:]
- [Whale and stick figure on comet marked "Probably not"]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Time until landing: 3 Hours
- Status report:
- Has anybody tried this before: Nope
- [12:40:00:]
- Rosetta: They should be getting the pictures back on Earth about now.
- Philae: The 28-minute delay is weird.
- Rosetta: I'm watching for the ✔ seen 12:41 pm message.
- [12:50:00:]
- Philae: Not to obsess, but what do I do of I touch down on a big slab of rock? [separate dialogue] Pretty sure harpoons don't work on rock.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Worried
- [12:55:00:]
- Rosetta: Don't worry - the rocks should be full of pockets where ice used to be. Your harpoons will crunch right through.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Brave
- [13:00:00:]
- Rosetta: We think, anyway.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Worried
- [13:10:00:]
- Philae: [thinks] I mean, when I think about it, it's hard to believe harpoons even work on whales.
- [13:15:00:]
- Rosetta: Are you thinking about whales?
- Philae: No.
- [13:20:00:]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Thinking about whales
- [13:25:00:]
- [More whales appear above the comet surface]
- [13:30:00:]
- [Whales and stick figure disappear]
- [Slab of rock appears near the target]
- [Whale hides behind rock]
- Rosetta: ✔ seen 1:02 pm [separate dialogue] Hooray!
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Thinking about rocks
- [13:35:00:]
- Time until landing: 2 Hours
- Rosetta: Oh, they wanted me to mention -
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Worried
- [13:40:00:]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Rosetta: When you touch down, try not to accidentally balance on one foot. [separate dialogue] If you do, your harpoons won't fire.
- Status report:
- U.S. Scientists: "Bluuurghhh. What time is it?"
- [13:45:00:]
- Philae: I've got a gyroscope. I'm pretty good at balancing.
- Rosetta: Yeah, well, try not to do that.
- [13:50:00:]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: WORRIED
- [13:55:00:]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Philae: Can't a pilot on Earth help me land?
- Rosetta: Sorry. [separate dialogue] They're so far away their signals take half an hour to get here.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Worried
- Do harpoons work on comets: Hopefully
- Earth: Far away
- [14:00:00:]
- Rosetta: You're gonna have to do it on your own.
- [14:05:00:]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Brave
- [14:10:00:]
- Philae: I can do this.
- [14:15:00:]
- Rosetta: Well, and if you don't [separate dialogue] it's really the fault of the people back home who programmed you. [separate dialogue] None of whom were tough enough to come themselves.
- Philae: Haha, yeah!
- [14:20:00:]
[Slab of rock disappears]
- Philae: Enjoy being stuck on your planet, suckers!
- Status report:
- Mission control: Stuck on Earth
- [14:25:00:]
- Philae: All right! [separate dialogue] Time to turn on my landing cameras...
- [14:30:00:]
[Philae fires thrusters]
- Philae: ...Annnnd arm my harpoons!
- [14:35:00:]
- Time until landing: 60 Minutes
- [14:40:00:]
- Time until landing: 55 Minutes
- Rosetta: Can you see it? [separate dialogue] Can you see the landing site?
- [14:45:00:]
- Time until landing: 50 Minutes
- Philae: WOW.
- [14:50:00:]
- Time until landing: 45 Minutes
- Status report:
- Philae lander: WOW.
- [15:00:00:]
- Time until landing: 35 Minutes
- Philae: Hi, comet. I'm Philae. [separate dialogue] We caught you.
- Status report:
- Comet 67P: Near
- Have we landed on a comet?: Not yet...
- [15:10:00:]
- [Showing Rosetta on the right]
- Time until landing: 25 Minutes
- Rosetta: Looking good. You're right on target. [separate dialogue] Spinning a little.
- Philae: WHEEEE!
- Status report:
- Philae lander: WHEEEE!
- [15:15:00:]
- Time until landing: 20 Minutes
- Rosetta: They're loving your pictures back home!
- Status report:
- Mission control: Nervous
- [15:20:00:]
- Time until landing: 15 Minutes
- Status report:
- Philae lander: WOW.
- [15:25:00:]
- Time until landing: 10 Minutes
- Rosetta: Hey, Philae- [separate dialogue] Do you see anything that might explain how to levitate and destroy rocks with your minds? [separate dialogue] People back home keep asking.
- Status report:
- U.S. Scientists: Anxious
- [15:30:00:]
- Time until landing: 5 Minutes
- Rosetta: Philae?
- Status report:
- Philae lander: ...
- Mission control: Anxious
- Whales: Anxious
- U.S. Scientists: Nervous
- Have we landed on a comet?: ...
- [15:35:00:]
- [Showing Earth on the right]
- Time until news of landing: 30 minutes
- Status report:
- Comet 67P: Far away
- Whales: Calm
- Have we landed on a comet?: ???
- Do harpoons work on comets: [circled] Hopefully
- Earth: Near
- [15:40:00:]
- Time until news of landing: 25 minutes
- Prime Minister: I hope we succeeded. That awful comet must be destroyed.
- Aide: ...Mr. Prime Minister, no one is trying to destroy the comet.
- Prime Minister: What?! But I secured you all this funding. I just assumed...
- Status report:
- Mission control: Nervous
- U.S. Scientists: Anxious
- [15:45:00:]
- Time until news of landing: 20 minutes
- This picture of Philae falling away is beautiful.
- It's kind of blurry and washed out.
- There will be a lot more soon. But this was the first.
- Status report:
- [15:50:00:]
- Time until news of landing: 15 minutes
- Status report:
- Philae lander: ???
- Mission control: AAAAAAA
- U.S. Scientists: AAAAAAA [trails off]
- Have we landed on a comet?: ???
- [15:55:00:]
- Time until news of landing: 10 minutes
- AAAA! I can't take it - this is too stressful!
- You're just looking at Twitter.
- I should probably never actually go to space.
- [16:00:00:]
- [New category appears in status report]
- Time until news of landing: 5 minutes
- AAAAAAAAAAA
- Status report:
- Whales: AAAAAAA
- Dolphins and Fish: Um, are those whales screaming?
- [16:05:00:]
- [Philae and the comet on the left veiled]
- Time until news of landing: [now]
- [[Holding breath]]
- Status report:
- Mission control: [[...]]
- Whales: Calm
- U.S. Scientists: [[...]]
- Dolphins and Fish: OK
- Have we landed on a comet?: [[...]]
- Do harpoons work on comets: [[...]]
- [16:10:00:]
- Philae: Hey, Earth!
- Status report:
- Philae lander:
- [16:15:00:]
- Philae: It's Philae.
- [16:20:00:]
- [The countdown and the landing progress disappear]
- [Showing Philae on the comet]
- Philae: I got you a comet.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Landed
- Comet 67P: Here.
- Whales: Calm
- Have we landed on a comet?: YES.
- Do harpoons work on comets: YES.
- Earth: Far Away
- [16:25:00:]
- Mission control: Proud
- U.S. Scientists: Proud
- Earth: Proud
- [16:30:00:]
- Philae: I'm taking pictures and sending them as fast as I can. [separate dialogue] It's a long way home but they should get there soon!
- Status report:
- Comet 67P: Harpooned
- [16:35:00:]
- Status report:
- Comet 67P: Landed on
- Do harpoons work on comets: Don't know
- [16:40:00:]
- [Philae slightly tilts]
- Status report:
- Philae lander: ???
- Mission control: Nervous
- U.S. Scientists: Anxious
- [16:45:00:]
- [Philae tilts more]
- Status report:
- Mission control: Anxious
- Comet 67P: ???
- U.S. Scientists: Nervous
- Earth: Confused
- [16:50:00:]
- ["U.S. Scientists" renamed in status report]
- [New category appears in status report]
- [Philae tilts the opposite]
- Status report:
- Scientists: Nervous
- Harpoons: Tricky
- Have we landed on a comet?: Yes, at least once
- [16:55:00:]
- [Philae tilts more]
- [17:00:00:]
- [Showing Earth]
- Status report:
- Scientists: Anxious
- Earth: Nervous
- [17:05:00:]
- Philae? [separate dialogue] Are you OK?
- [17:10:00:]
- [Showing Philae on the comet]
- Philae: I did it.
- Status report:
- Philae lander: Landed
- Mission control: !!!!!
- Comet 67P: Landed on
- Scientists: [[Wine]]
- Harpoons: Tricky
- Have we landed on a comet?: YES
- Earth: !!!!!
- [17:15:00:]
- Philae? [separate dialogue] Is everything OK?
- Philae: I landed! [separate dialogue] I'm on a comet. [separate dialogue] I'm OK and I'm on a comet.