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  • 26733 permalinks have been found so far for 1506: xkcloud.
  • Below is a table of 2252 feed entries, featuring 1528 different pictures and 1993 different captions
  • 1506: xkcloud/List of Permalinks contains a list of all discovered permalinks, which reuse different combinations of the same pictures and captions.
  • No permalinks have been found with a duplicate combination of picture and caption.
  • It is uncertain if the user name and user picture remain constant, as these have changed in the past.
  • A full list of user names and user pictures are listed on 1506: xkcloud.


Table of Permalinks

This table contains all images and captions at least once.

Permalink Image Caption
f2c919991980 17779ee040a7 Not Again :(
20deaf953613 a64fc3d7d8f9 ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
58f9c1f83d30 ce66a2faf2a3 the microsoft promised land
8274f64fa984 212b2307a09f MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
6604af2b1dea 24c75c7c27b0 :-(
7ab61b9edfa9 cba467da5a14 I found a three fingered kitten!
2a3d25dd72dd 3ea8cd3dbdbc what a bummer
eed49c0370c9 02eab95bdf15 OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
4fc1887b3ae8 bbbda03f1051 Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
8bccb1874db6 6bf3263b04f6 this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
72adb3ecf9c6 225a08c3c4e1 Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
4f1091ac13fb a957cdaa3aae if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
a675e5830cfd 02b28c8a401d everything makes sense now
c2f86cf4e269 e2dffdd62ace We've given up trying to justify this.
a6b1a7686453 f4f58d3c10fe Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
dd4f0aff5b35 36d65e9490e4 The Captain Crunch Kraken
d364f46aaef2 9680350fc412 The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
c05714ffc287 b383658ed774 This explains it all
14ca86f00e70 d1cde7ea1764 Nothing new under the sun
58cf4b2f91fb 7773dc0863cc Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
9b10fd902481 59ead0250c96 Belgium
6e469b00eae7 cc43b755a6f6 Vegans gonna hate
e6b2986bd936 03fb6cbd1dd1 OMG I cannot even
4d2f327ae7e1 57fa867685bd just two more trips over the horizon
4292b1b95313 1061e0518fbf ...Freudian sense tingling...
4263e0eb7e87 4e9da7817cd4 we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
7680df16b4aa 8a9f34703e2d I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
e4e5367e1f47 cf668a11b9f0 Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
3377e8740fe8 9e46d05470f7 Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
13f478fdf105 d7b2b76fdd04 The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
f1385643bfd3 2f5139fdda6c I find this picture reflects my soul.
360890f998d5 b6534ec9a50b Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
da6c0eb81b49 62d36831eeb6 lol, no i didn't jump
538c21aa2e5e 955d92065020 #CATSANDBIRDS
907e372bc0e8 e376fd7003ce Best. Funeral. Ever.
f04adf940e5d 1cbd4410b0c5 finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
1f146e51a52b 1c4ca7d93623 my new haircut only exists in another dimension
8f6e4d2b5c63 31ddd9945040 YES
93c2c75d65af b08505ac7848 i don't remember this scene form star wars
fb2a1e2aefd0 123e4ec62288 Always get a full nights rest
b4344aecdb35 7123db10fc55 my new duvet cover!
9c31563ca3ca f12910f29abb we sail the ocean orange
428af0529b5a c8a63b7c18f0 Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
2ccabf9801c1 7bc308ea1436 Guess that "sun" was really important after all
4f26d9e2ba70 87355b37d71c #nomakeup #justnatural
d8de28d977ae 257d8b02f16c There's a third bump, growing fast
8e9188624537 6c6626ce547f But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
10fedacb054d 654bbc9c2f25 The rook is getting closer. Help me.
e5b596b4685e c0a9ca3690f5 mYTH BUSTED!
f1fb5e4214a5 a0a0157f5ab6 Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
8facbf6567a8 010bad314260 That's just not very funny
bc5e028d912c fcf9829a0289 Do my feet look fat?
a774947b536b 382b161233d2 look at me, i'm from England!
cc8d44c16ebe 934f1f0453ba CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
b5a1b3eb6171 a96ef02038be the dark side of the moon, amirite?
0fb66a709edd 73bcd7bde4d2 #Toobigtofall
e70649ddc7e0 86d77f35cb4e Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
78de79c7f4b4 1bf501c24758 PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ce1b72fb730c d9823cee8ea4 Lack of cucumbers
e696f4111eb6 4226e91af364 best republican caucus ever!
aa6141a024cc fbf7493522f2 This needs a motivational text
8cbbdecd7e72 51c994821764 Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
d6afc32d827d 2e494a4f52d2 a spherical cow
c83352083673 b71d2b588ffa this guy keeps following me
23e81a5bf832 5ea3119b0c13 alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
9567873d1cc1 8a5f2942c127 just cos()
30080f592e25 2ec5bd49d89f 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
240ac198542b 1b3fb7095f97 ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
c464c50c8e69 4fb22a860334 ksp mission success
c8f770e70674 2421a8b1ba8d check out my usb sword!
39d53b5e1d21 6d4374896e8a you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
5d49cc7e107d 906f495d1c54 throwing epic shade!
8b71d1568b71 473540e8a24b Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
afa281c09dc1 b4cc62c6ce6e I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
955f855b56b9 e7e1910c416d Trees on a hill #nofilter
42f2990b0582 efb683138c9e This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
b0f5c71dff78 77e76741b491 Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
51bcc6656d87 7b12d0018e3f THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
19eca942dbe8 a06de52211f2 Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
6b0e960d58a5 37d3a3a22fdb #DrinkSaltwater
b765f1972938 034c85450c85 The last thing we see before we die
3d734511ffb7 233d440514d3 THAT'S NO MOON
e3d828025d70 e09a1b5aa635 I will take that one please
5ecb62a00d53 60c958ff14d4 I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
98d43fab0c86 c142bf4c510d I'm ready!
45ecd28d3557 02eab95bdf15 I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
29fab7b825ae 6e0fa6423e5e The birds found the hobbit hole
1f5865a62b1c 1f0c75a75ca8 This was the most unkindest cut of all
af61cc969a76 ffa61701b9fa They're all watching me
c8fb9201d01b 39842baaeb63 突っ込むところもねい!
b3172def5121 1b3fb7095f97 I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
bd26ecde512f 54b19f7c4f03 International relationships are getting worse
4ca2606d56c1 ad84df3b19fb For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
de9dc2df4195 e2dffdd62ace We live in a golden age!
945217469759 84474c28886b *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
3c8c6e7cdb31 a7e15e99cca4 come on, put on the slippers.
75c51529536e 85e0c52e34c9 like my new haircut?
e7c1e89e5282 37b45655015e "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
8604d8f8881f fd4bab0c30e3 i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
12c4fb065e84 25280d880bb6 And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
34d22c1b9c7a b18f4833dfc9 look what i found underneath my pillow
a30142d80e4c 3b6f2bd2000b about to die lol
13ece67e7f00 ee9bf2c78576 My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
4a71bfd07699 a9181c1b6475 My cat is cuter than yours.
2f0ae9f4e4b0 250a074b0607 Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
97eaefb323c8 61f58d48c281 the saddest moment of my childhood
850d9221886f 11e39871b180 Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
bc29ee9a4c7f b9f054fb539d If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
7714bbe3d46f 15efefc8c9e0 No more sorrow!
cf681b2b203e 85e0c52e34c9 my toothache has got worse recently
06a0284a512c 81a4839135ac So, it has come to this...
851dbb52b7a0 aa40d23c63f2 one electrocution can ruin your entire day
2cb28701a9e7 ac194aab980b My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
77bf0e4e66be 23334f7de37f I'll catch it one day
931f113f8dd8 16a76c300029 damn. that squirrel's got a ball
bfe6c37a9f93 5ddd76bb3d6c oh look, a penny
09f8eb1d88ac f1bda684c6fd Look at me jumping!
d5ba0e2799f3 d8a647f2826e Freshly waxed floors + new socks
6cc18d8e6d29 31dbe4b7eb35 AGHHHHH
e9cad090f9fc 61308525cf42 they told me carrots were good for eye health
6e8c19f28f19 d7bef8511cc1 Beyond Level 256...
41910f8e6f5e ddf013875fd0 Do I look like a penguin?
96eb4179fa6e ff1dbf4d409c no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
a75c146bc697 459891d99059 where should i put this cool new tatto?
17bb05a94135 0bdeb119f6e0 Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
533e48c07f8c ddeff2316e8d The building blocks of life
3800d27f8533 e143bef0e30f I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
5b1eedd309ee 07a2950a48cb big data strikes back
2b68441c70ee 5d27e2398770 a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
8b359c586199 62abd7c005ee Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
061595a788b9 5c2386c8cb54 hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
326e70547c9a 57d64c44c572 what to have for breakfast?
1306a64b6dbe ae5350e13117 Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
96ef0b9fc718 cd9fbf5c1333 for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
56a09716bc8e dda187c532d4 i don't remember this scene form star wars
91e54fdab603 0c11f3359c47 one does not simply wok into mordor
ccf3b85a729a f6298c1c3134 Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
3102c7259fac 26f932f7b668 This is how we celebrate easter usually
1121ce6aeaa6 b3b3c866ccae Oh no, it's the moon
484335cc68a8 d2d6221717b6 Where did this road come from?!?
93bbd49b0aa3 57fa867685bd I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
2189cd70e3b9 30d33648a505 I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
f80bba7e0a9a 416a214c5e51 love it!"...The Aristocrats."
494af18edb24 e2575fd89a89 Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
2505e67be10e a664f572dc2f The secret to infinite storage space
cfde55a8ae41 7d0249cf0e5b funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
c291154579ef c165f253d31c every breath you take, every move you make
ee96a167ac9a b70795dcf356 Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
ebe042ab3b6d da1ca557b64e WHY WHY WHY #WHY
b7c9d9ced324 ea6f236f0ccd #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
b0de76348814 0e686f7800f8 ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
b659bda0c60a a4121d8873e6 I got the job!
fdfa4d25084f 68a9726a825d Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
c50a4b9dd11d 95fd495595b4 It's a Finger trap
093513c54148 f741758c13fb I CHOOSE YOU!
6e24ba0538d5 fd5ed226f3b5 Why do dogs like this?
bca8acac1d3d 610de88d97a2 I've found a new way to feed the poor
9f530e69d03b 0a842138f70f i was gonna eat that
3e64da4379f3 200e900034e5 Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
b7661f05d535 7c29fe125de7 Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
13420ac443bb eea655ca5250 We've got a problem
22e87b9546be f3d0c85e8fbb it's in a good part of town
fc78e89fc3d7 d41d16f7880c #Long_Exposure
6db6bbb9e2d9 8e3716fa7673 I still say it looks White and Gold!
e8d85ea51efc 01745d8436e5 "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
9d4515ca8fbe ff20713d6d53 The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
05323f0572a0 6e1c3f061803 Picasso's illegitimate child...
027c9cc771a1 2a2a4ca9f44b this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
01c700b74a50 f67296fb4000 I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
a21faf2f4bb4 770d7b505b8e Magnified 10,000 times
27469bde1f27 32aed7da2c9f My dad in the army
c1e6f3363e2e e00e6d223a7b Is this real life?
4a2625c44267 11a4256440cd Flat file viewing
58d31bb77093 28241826b9bd GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
2612e5998e1b b3e92f1b2488 Wow, did you see that??!!
afd0d3ee34da 05912644bcfb I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
9bc3cbfe09ab 40c28b0eb98f Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
e03b63985f03 433a886dc9e3 they said be careful, we said yolo
5dad07f66ecf 0ad5264f89d2 There's a third bump, growing fast
014291ab50fa 64b298792bbd How many can there be?
1da3fc10799f 2d72a7e51416 our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
1da7c2760106 6d1126291656 “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
ba7df8a7dea2 0767fc7121e1 He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
efb6ddfffbf5 ca36f7be679b This is just like my 5th birthday party.
1c1a3c373eaa 0bdf87d935b6 I believe in an afterbirth.
2f53d25ad766 dcb43a4fed87 Obama pardons Santa claus
9e948d589e00 b88c7072f092 No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
da1c7cbcb7da 11bc9baaa1c6 Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
77c7bae99b6c 5d27e2398770 Fucking CAKE
40f26a9e5d43 ce8cb368c989 The choice is simple.
c13452d4aca1 2ae0fbc732d2 Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
311d392c1d55 3f5bff4f7b84 Just one of those days
59f64fc45b73 d26da045fe86 I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
0aa8883a506e 97a34f7e4ead Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
9ba89bd8e265 36ba3af1d8c2 Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
80eea80d0f55 1cbd4410b0c5 I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
ab7a34079e11 b70795dcf356 just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
4ab6667d5369 7d108cde252f #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
19dc53637c5f 71f523b045e9 "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
0a63901edbe8 600e54f1f320 #selfie #imatree #thuglife
0a7861a24348 f1fc62eefd88 How did I get here?
1c4acedaf3b0 e2575fd89a89 Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
dcc4b977e357 0907f39eaa03 van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
e0918daf23ca 06136ad8d86e kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
0ff48806fd4d bf7c266cca38 Visual representation of Dubstep
b79fe41ebafb 1567b779f433 Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
4e2ac5495287 db1f159bfa06 So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
60f6469ff6cb 2c55f3bf0a4f 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
342eae840132 34542bb8dc61 kang, do i look good in this?
0383c1b13eef 9edb74dc8efa Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
850e50e15cd2 2a328c6a26db drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
f3ca99cc3ed3 b6534ec9a50b ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
33797b8bbc32 7b0fe92b43f3 So, this happened.
938144c2eea0 5d9bac36ce2e i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
4d1c68c41a8a 3b080aaa33db cowabunga, dudes!
f172d0e91a14 da6fb833bded My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
17c7d5a38ede 46c750488fc5 It's smaller on the outside
cfab974f0414 fc657d47e33e Just one of those days
dbb69256b2e0 32f92e302f64 What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
4b641238c309 a43875abf9bb Moses lied to me.
75ce8079d136 b4c2a2c21aa4 I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
b933a64233fe a164adff3014 Threaten large birds... check.
af330ec39536 d6d0b07c5fd3 Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
4f79d96f9b82 94f18c4e8740 Why are there ants on my face?!
fb0df8ab675f 8946b52d5945 Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
262dd209579d 80e67cc1e381 Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
7d8f7fc522b3 bc52e95506cb My baby is learning how to write!
4982bdb2c36b e78f1767fb6a welcome to the space jam
302a1d29a0b3 307bc37a8e8d if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
8a2b75e53220 3edb0cf4af16 I'd tap dat.
c8a377ca5e4d db325d089aa4 Found this in my garden, wtf?
156898657581 70cf8805e7cb Fire can sometimes be hot?
167b024ad1ac 69b7229e1b20 4 8 15 16 23 42
f0ddc0cef0b4 e0590211c1f7 Wait ... what? I don't even...
772cd6c8cde3 b33f7dfc3ee0 If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
ea4be1f624e1 93d885613089 Meritocracy is a pipe dream
544d5d3ed8cc 2973df263d5c I don't want to set the world on fire
790e34d770ff 034c85450c85 Life outside the matrix
d8ef160df30c b3e92f1b2488 searching for brain, found this instead
7e01d7f0adfc 5a0d3960a7e0 Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
0f8dc572aa2c 7bb7044fc42b There goes the neighborhood...
67e60f916b54 e00e6d223a7b Allons-Y!
eb38bb27e92c 215928a121d4 real letters have curves #Serif
8d64b66b342f 074bdfdee612 You want to know how i got these scars?
51302e67c688 631a75a16c77 The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
a66e7d64325a 8875775f3e17 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
de9fef42fb84 034c85450c85 Cruise Kingdom
5c038a601865 ed4b93fb5693 He was never seen again
39dd694b4278 5bc8196cb57d #Hopeicanfly
d2e3e9962824 a3f0bed1d6c6 leapfrog, anyone?
cfcea67c6ae0 cba467da5a14 My selfie stick broke.
b85f64513072 5a1a21983f7b such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
d74f6848473c 2b691935cd30 💩
bb25b1ed0b78 94af8898be1a My cat is cuter than yours.
1a39d7ed6d0b 1567b779f433 my wonderful dad!
aa6164cce068 cd75ef92c49c Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
c3ae18d5f4f9 0e51ea530e4a new phone who dis
b5a00b9b73c9 5887b2af9571 That is one dapper bird.
66ebf9b69f18 d51bc6db1470 One of these things doesn't belong.
2ad2455026ec 117cd0ce46cd does my ass look big in this?
90f3225e4b78 e2c498d26ea4 Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
0913c00b7636 723db8e26f5f that's one nasty burn!
2c1d9f2e35d4 e9ba3f8476e1 Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
581b286c04f2 ab440600fd8c The horrors of war
cc46c381c01a 203c2a900acd "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
ea1a3010b34b 32f92e302f64 There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
59d36c9f65a5 b298cb8b58e0 The vlog was better than the movie
b2f9a098daa4 4560876c8f49 should i see a doctor about this?
23b605f35da2 25330418623f What do you see? I see a cat!
17e76a5002c4 15efefc8c9e0 Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
11f9f69941ad 6c1282cbbebc i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
333b335100e6 f497f1d47672 ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
5d6150519d7c 538f03891b16 To get to the other tree and leaf!
92d4feb7aec4 6d26a988015b Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
5727af36feb4 759c29448e36 I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
fa4459de0c57 87eace265eb5 Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
9a85446ac559 786f685a1a8b These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
5f8912e8d90f c5cbaa46f3b2 if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
707193651269 a5314f3d3751 Best map projection ever
7bca9d6a8ec7 600d22c38d1a Oh bother not again
60de5becf7aa 0190596d8aad The Moon Will Eat What it will
28304d4e2a32 6aa0c7ff2b91 Happy Birthday, M C Escher
067e24ddf3f1 32ffa222e0c0 Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
33120329a2c1 2a54a838dc76 NUTS!
2cc58ae262fc 86ea721314f1 Choose your snuggle toy
9823477f7961 7b6aa2e8b09b truly, i am euphoric
1d173a1878e3 d60ee7814b05 Making a selfie.
66f36310aa38 0c11f3359c47 is good idea yes
1cc17ff0e774 e2dffdd62ace mmm...vegemite...
d1faa923b8fc 1dd718c7e20d Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
fbfbf6994af4 95fe2f2cd9ce Pants Optional
c3f902e9fd2e dccd8efcd65f Screw it, here's a cat pic
eff829198bf7 a3b3ee0b8579 I am infinite. i am eternal.
a3508df1219c f7eceffd2339 Perspective issues
c04ff1c66acd c301e9adb51b It was the rational response
2bc9af22828e 5d8fea4beed7 Day 12: it's going well I think
b092fac7a297 f4f58d3c10fe wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
6883d75c6291 41d36de15fa7 Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
52e9a0c296ba 41309dcc91e1 cthulu caught me slipping
37d02cc6701b f702f0f680d2 marvel universe howard the duck returns
00ee689d4e74 b70795dcf356 #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
4bf4af9db960 02b28c8a401d I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
eabc7d770694 18f0fd29360a New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
91b07933d521 858b90c571a8 Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
13400f83ae08 6d1126291656 I knew I nailed it!
492a6d794626 5c9ab26a9cc9 Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
614eaa4646a3 39b12a33e30e finally got that squid stache
d11936498e9b 217002028a86 Never gonna give you up...
2464f2a3671f 38b111244701 Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
3b185d803ec1 f7bfe79b4c39 The cat brought in another bird.
0a4ac7764aea 65b7f500c5ee I'm lost without your love, baby
5dae7ee60a01 0a383ab79273 The French space program
0b291770a226 b99cbe835d8f hello darkness my old friend
bbe201a47eb3 de4f95d8e513 no wonder the cat always sits here
a57f3975d704 004a83c9eb34 As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
b224e003cb69 6a57c265996d Not as healthy as it looks
881157ae4786 ae39eec23e68 Bay-bae lolz
664cd1098714 5ef5374d4eb0 Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
dbeb1bfc48f3 fafb89e8da7a Need a Haircut
a50aa63cfdde e75894d5db4c I've discovered a new clean-power source
b497c3d8f247 41089c4e1b94 I thought it would be bigger
54c7bbd46f16 33ace19cf756 Why should squirrel learn baseball
5622a875f0de 25330418623f Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
306589797809 2c87d2544227 FUCK NOT AGAIN
a8869501ec65 49cdeb92ecf6 Man, it's windy
6de86a7f9442 8f45c84f3ae6 watching dune on shrooms
63d947f9e927 42f77c77637d SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
7ad4e31a1731 6dd99ea7d04d drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
2068ff9473b7 600d22c38d1a product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
001672f89607 c4028c21e71c The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
204b2dc23b5e 433787df693b Spaaaaaaaace!
f5a51fea25ab 80778f45c4a0 Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
0dc63a74fe0f c235eec2e206 I've found a new way to feed the poor
aad98e86e46c c5fec0195ecd been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
c2301be5309f 61f58d48c281 DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
0e5c3e27a651 68a9726a825d for you
8ed8108b8063 0e035895ea44 Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
a45e1e01ba28 fb8549b59577 All my selfies be like
3626363baa17 f5a037a62bda One year ago I looked like this
34975cb570a4 8f45c84f3ae6 the Uk space agency is making britain proud
d476f7738c04 a2250171b45e If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
efd5a84426a8 b35c24e36690 Are you feeling lucky, punk?
195764086590 2e7213f87bb7 My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
b107993add1e 1eb5a0ee7fd2 taken from earth orbit
17a70a8cf699 a0f0f96c0f40 New false color imagery from mars curiousity
cd9eeb81fe62 2820d2999a90 wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
0444ab27226c dd1b125fe3c4 awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
951dae437391 5f37c1382122 The Moon Will Eat What it will
5b8ae36b322d 489db01a89eb stipple slash of saturn
04a3a4881220 d7b2b76fdd04 OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
113400981315 ccd5e870e9f9 #fallingfromorbit
27a414937618 49cdeb92ecf6 is this just a fantasy?
d3399e6e609f 0a35447c8bac Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
89d247f82f12 22e28e5cca06 Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
09b1c59d83bf f66a2a6dab59 Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
c4668a948740 5b88c3ff6eea Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
d77a46e7ece6 4e353bcbacd9 Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
4f7e11ca9c15 a831919d153e As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
7137340d56cf 265815e5ba7e The Moon Will Eat What it will
64ecfb43091d ca904c329d45 First post, be friendly
b485485efaed 65fb81dd914f discovered a new shortcut for making toast
c9b2247d68c8 0835b2656faf Visual representation of Dubstep
ee456f64d2b5 1476cb35edb1 Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
be6cf22d8b16 1d8a0d2e6317 if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1a56b847e0fa 5c2386c8cb54 So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
21843f648492 e03721358827 Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
961b97f4e04d 540c0d9dc845 share and enjoy
060acd5ec711 9d61c8e7aca2 Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
376c584b29a6 7c29fe125de7 Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
8cf3b808a45c f0b32b65537f Dude, where's my car?
6b6a3b5000c7 b10305bc0eec I can't believe it's not cake batter
a5c56592fefe 904def06c9f2 An eight-stringed octopus?
f2735a0119f7 abc9fb61aace I found it!!!!!!!
7d4f1a7fac76 17915eae60bc A window into my soul
791925b1cd56 3f4c8faba219 You must be new here.
4c2766a8ff26 5d685d5fb24e the rest is darkness and decay
dd0982197d0a 8b7a7b605c6c parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
5e25e484ab70 e13751fc0bec So thats What Jesus did
69306e300dcb 6afcf60967b0 Birds are less cute the closer they are.
8283f5015324 fe759fa57f81 Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
fadb8135756a 5673675e6bb7 YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
50b196458153 9d0371422f7c i have a bad feeling about this.
a2052e194148 8a411fa0e03e "Bake him away, toys"
0f4c64c8153b 550f7a04f1e7 Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
85122dc9497e 399fdf7e8064 PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
b5a850860f66 8ce440504a07 The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
b7dd9222b20b eaad499163e0 Notice anything different?
917967cd670a 42ea4fe205c6 Unzipped sock
38169b039fc7 7d34edac1e7d Yeah... never gonna happen
63fd324f50a8 7af1db07b282 the rest is darkness and decay
d4748326eb6a a08adb381cb1 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
3f5675a6ffd1 744ea02306f1 trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
550ec7053a1e f702f0f680d2 EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
06e33d58a165 88ab0a21a404 Please send help.
26bcb4d3bebb c760359170f8 so, scientology...
79aa0c341597 7f92a63f5b80 my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
a15150afeade cd301178819e Soon. Soon...
352af08aa05f 5e586e391496 Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
575b117e0c63 237324594a76 this was my inspiration
3474dbebd229 faf209490182 Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
af1e8fec2204 e007f1cae5de We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
9fbe62511c1b 02917df33e66 Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
194831359a99 9fc6d190dd43 NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
c78a697fcffd f9df282b1974 YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
e75e97c18b34 9bbac5d95498 Nothing new under the sun
541e3df3a75b a0289b27dd5a Holy Meals on Wheels
4b40a114e249 5355f5833b39 I love star wars!
1236799ea7fb 07a2950a48cb THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
abade654e968 8178c0cabd72 The best brick joke possible.
47fb62cb37cd e8e77686e189 Ikea art
98f152e9a396 aa1baf6dd6df Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
cab078af129f 1426712a965d Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
76e512e451d4 702b1488680d Jesus Wept
c33199b5dea7 971c2d33c5fb Just combing my M.C. Escher
b7797efb3715 7eff05be73f6 for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
fbfc99dc9df3 2d04208ae09a I've never been so aware of my own hunger
7b6399132b92 379e61ca80a4 Death star model 0.0.73
02da441d85ea fbecf00ae97f I forgot to get a plane
2aa2f449de9d bd4d9857877f only 90s kids will get this!
bc6f446bce2f f18fe4a59c24 I'm never going on chatroulette again
747695b72a92 2b9a423e7a36 the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
4397c285d977 7bb7044fc42b Dude, I can totally catch this!
ac55ba5c5100 9aa21d262360 Houston, we are the problem
605f713b589f 7bb7044fc42b This squirrel really knows how to cook
5ea586fbc9b7 d7bef8511cc1 fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
4883771010f8 97e64148995c This is just like my 5th birthday party.
5898d52d9d16 af341cf74c70 The choice is simple.
23e8c4918530 6a3486e865d8 Just some home decorating
d7fa6642e829 fc4d271b85f6 We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
26cf88b730ab 971c2d33c5fb Has science gone too far?
4bd53a7721e6 450985c10504 >< ))*>
6c2d2b43c9e6 ed5863c1845c "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
c0e6e4732e4c cf3e1579e183 i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
ae0faaa814ad c7a09429221a OH MY GOD A HORSE
da83fe97c1c0 58bd456b251b my cat is sick
9ae281be6996 20d163d05085 Nasa is fully funded
13d581435902 e6966f356be2 Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
58daaa5ecb0c cca708717fd6 In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
5d68799d88cb 2a9299a8355e Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
3c8804233909 17fdb7a041f3 hgghjg
2d2b554f7c2c 8c29a2907764 they said we couldn't play god
41268cb17365 7773dc0863cc last march of the ents
08df0fe452a0 80d5a36accc0 I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
9cb2ff0f5e7b b298cb8b58e0 Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
751ed73bb26d cea86fee7249 Zoidgebra 101
72aed00885e1 944d473e0ae4 Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
b9450b4d48e5 b6e06ba22326 WARRRBLGARBL
05bbeeae13d1 fd8dedb9f32c I loled my head off!!!
3f8e57861a2c e2a47ca2b07f If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
0d29daa9b66a f980a41a738b Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
4f06c84654ec 58ed2759a90e Oh no! Not Again.
51d9b50a295e 8e3716fa7673 SPAAAAAAAAcE
c4489f6c99d0 2973df263d5c conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
fbb7f3f29d72 b71d2b588ffa dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
1f23b7510e1f 91329e7a7b5a tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
87662857a932 8eeb2b94987b How did the mars rover get here?
0ef4e548701c bfbd316a9bfb I've made a huge mistake
159f067f8d74 1eb5a0ee7fd2 I just don't get recursion.
152eeb1192f7 aa9b5fad0ac1 New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
dd71ef86e39e 70cf8805e7cb Goldilocks party!
d26ab0d67987 b6534ec9a50b Where did THAT come from?
1d3a750f0e8d 77ed0a75923a i do the same thing at frat parties
0513821406b7 4a05b122a05d It's not a good part of town
f9d0acc13ff2 1a11c6c67047 Goodnight moon
7338b015f07e b14f6fdbd149 DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
9ff63ccb3f75 ae4e0b2b2dd0 Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
5040729f658f a47817c0b4cf "Is it symmetric this way?"
8fc610b58c7c 25fb75d0cdba Magnificent as fuck
97ac567ecb43 6f81b93bc3bb brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
7e4364c93f66 7b2f1bf0847f I wonder what will this lead to...
0b43b082bfad a10df00c1984 true culprit of global warming!
3675399e2fe4 4612ca3ea03f moo!
4b79c0cd0bfc 8b3785eeefb1 Sorry for the potato quality.
4faa8b2f28f7 9b5fd2c79341 they're all dead, dave.
8415f138f833 bb7a419a02c6 Finally here!
e0a9209b36a9 c4ca062e7763 [user was banned for this text]
957d56bd6f40 977601de1a34 Burrito night
5ed3a8ead69b f0366682d86f Am I a Pokemon?
b362078dc4e6 19fcaa244177 that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1470d6bbc7c5 bc7f7d4bb7a8 about to die lol
d9cb366104ee fd0d9c097b7a Do you care to #engage with this #content
6b7358825ad4 ed6360dfe4c4 Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
0beee26fdc6c 00d30201e37d Hey! My cloaca is down here!
0665823d0460 75aaa988879a FUCK NOT AGAIN
0c1ef956c53c 57498405462f too much lens flare?
c3c06661efee 37b45655015e i've made a huge mistake
f992eaf526dd c942b75bbc37 When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
b23934f1d3a1 8cf0aae237b9 i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
a72e7c3cb451 ff20713d6d53 Wow. Just, Wow.
23784ceaf34a a06de52211f2 No lie, this is delicious
62b3279cefa0 1bd3e7350353 My new cat is awesome
ce45b24fe22e 2e1b33b78b7a FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
0b2c3273ccce 9ea3833b0a71 Now we play... the most dangerous game
d6b258279a62 5107f4525a46 ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
9cecadae1132 60e3cd8474aa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1fd79d90a422 e657f79cb201 #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
f62feecaf206 ed8c5dc9aab9 Waiting on hold with the insurance company
7cd24c49e0d7 d29fb45617bd Pizza TIME
d4f619ee815a 004a83c9eb34 Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
416b020841a2 945dee2035fd new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
067c172708c5 148a91f8a103 Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
809d09ac99c8 d9823cee8ea4 Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
e1b8111bb486 956e362d57e2 Where are the three sea shells?
fa8c2f6ad62b 877f694732c0 Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
b5aac0b3b9d5 68a9726a825d ack
4083e45d8420 02eab95bdf15 #nofilter
e2737f593c73 3303a3961e6c So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
71cb52c456ec 4b8b14997691 The magic smoke escaped :(
d1fae2b1ee29 fb8549b59577 feeding my pet
e625cc2d4942 516a9ccdc425 Just another day in paradise
9d7af9c27344 ed915d36dd20 This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
4771cb644792 ec801ea1b655 AUUUGH
93bb319a045e 6878e40c5754 Sometimes all you can do is wait
94e0d165139e d51bc6db1470 SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
fe00355c0e48 c74e3568fa88 Why did it have to end this Way?
89429ecdd3f2 86ea721314f1 onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
4ff024e7aa09 17915eae60bc Aaaaaargh
d5308c83936e fdbeef420f73 The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
58f04b39029d 6e9b8ec9a5b9 Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
bc3fb409c6e0 63ef1c70a2f9 Optimus prime was having a bad day.
bd9a06f20bcc 9628012c0058 This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
35e1357d1544 97aa148f5db2 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
ac17af22eeaf b18f4833dfc9 i think i need to get out more.
0dfbd763068c f8dc0e0b0070 #satellite #navigation
9c8b4f192cae 5c74f3b16e93 Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
14be17af93fb c5fb86da0605 just another cat video
b9e71f4e9682 9fc6d190dd43 when you see it...
40ee13c5d689 6c6706cf5ef0 Now turn it upside-down
615fc7c93abb 901ddbb780e1 File not found ... creating fake file...
0a9c99dce6b8 c1fd2083989e Now we play... the most dangerous game
3336db80e988 96ff894f1851 My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
33975bf41541 58377b6190af Real Eyes Realize real lies.
ed836cdaab07 14dcc16e1fe6 Get that camera out of my face!
8394f1ac9e0e 1ee44ab3e6c1 Here comes the sun, do do do do...
78406d84d89e 21576a2682e2 Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
75902b549d7c 8be9d991419a Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
9cb4c6c8b85b cdbed0af98ce Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
77fb0108023d 5d8fea4beed7 Wait, you can see that too
636f450b2dfd 62712df5a93e in line at the dmv
b0413e684455 eaf524a2f41e Only 90s kids will remember
ff6c22ef147a 667be74ed29d Amirite??
7b5fa15e7d1d 0a75b50367a0 in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
c85c6b3c8cd3 42875287a95b I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
786cda6a94e4 bbbda03f1051 Solo Thumbwar
91aef014ceb1 6a235059c841 uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
a3ee400c9e75 bf1fbb69a889 Talking to my fans...
54ed5bb17707 7773dc0863cc The newest Olympic sport
fd99de2a7803 f4287c01cef1 This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
eaa9370e41de 56b0dc2c4a9a this is the weirdest hickey.
4ff43f139fe7 55bad9cbd974 ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
ce3b1b0e3113 e53c20bb80db I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
8dccd667beb1 b0792a154b7e I like this picture
3878faafc75b 75333edd14cb A soulful rendition of "old man river"
b7ad10d8cbb8 8e3716fa7673 #Donthate #Truelove
f8aff921f001 4b8b14997691 That's not a chicken
37620c6a70f7 f42833bd2ecc my friend posing while a plane flies by
d1fc2720f84c 4e420b806488 Et boum! C'est le choc!
31284317ee4a 660350b11114 This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
45b4bdd8e3f3 6c1d54604426 crawling and texting #badcombination
b37c5ce2bc50 7a7a9690aef1 Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
47c41f567ae5 7b6aa2e8b09b I solved the debt crisis!
cfdfca0ffd75 d51bc6db1470 I found this little guy in the woods near my house
b918ea5c6783 47e972de2a8e i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
2ea45d709aa0 89c0e9d14073 turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
be364608b373 8448a3c83b1f 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
691d958575f7 5aded2e25574 ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
9f48988381e3 32f92e302f64 #hashtag
7b569e0fb4e1 ff9e2c0e72d3 what if it's a ghost pepper?
39d7a0476ef8 e31b4f8d0d7d they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
2c9fc6042cdd 62cd3460a783 Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
36396f7713d3 d1432b2e1c65 Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
78cb2d2ce806 2d8a610ac57d THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
950c6dc27e71 d231e7a59732 Who came first?
0b1dac228a5c c0f332e9575e #newhipsterbike
576c4a2de0e9 64b298792bbd An unsuccessful bike design...
1d45771798f3 6d4374896e8a #awefullyNicetractsofland
d50a949efca1 9691025fb33f Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
471763240cee 540c0d9dc845 This is symbolic.
d6f040a617c4 3a01b14401e1 my cat got into the *other* catnip
fdb219a70069 dc3a38493f7d check out my new pet
39f9663598e8 1cabd3f28345 share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
051fc307d3a3 811bd51f6fa4 this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
c43f007a79ad 3a2ca3201f60 My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
cbfd55d9314b 9fc5e66c0884 Target Found.
747ab0a03571 bd67bc8fbe57 #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
f91f432dedee c7af1d2b4e42 Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
e5194804dbe1 b05fcc9a98a0 Eat my shorts
c1aadd2beda2 16a76c300029 Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
446bd7807491 52eb6e40b776 wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
14e841b55adb 3ea8cd3dbdbc In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
5743634d4450 8009a7e58635 Fancy
0ef07b302f61 77e76741b491 the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
2218d0987663 7f59b89dbd33 Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
510f299f01df d4496e693ad6 This photo was taken from my iphone
64f5869dbe7e 3e5f0b7a72ff Vegans gonna hate
07e5f40f9a0a 9c039349b0b2 Initiate evasive maneuver!
0dc653d64b18 5bc8196cb57d Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
999b95d88ba1 057660801943 Self Portrait: Complete.
eeea0442348a 2445b7adb800 love it!
fabd3185be68 0e615e2ad90f amazons newest delivery method
b95862ddf773 6a57c265996d We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
28e8701cf97a 66b1fd7a5682 Is this too cheesy?
cb1a8e21c979 b7b8d20cdb74 This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
e9b01daafc50 86c82db4ddfb #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
a84b9e32413a 2d8a610ac57d I'm going to be smashed to bits
867373eda94e 415b14c8b862 Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
b7d729da4a9f 7fec1582cad0 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
4c964de72c61 b9c6e3904591 Daylight spending time!
6910300fcd08 702b1488680d There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
66bed492fe39 9c0c7ada805d i broke it
9c6d56f6595e de6f77a0d4dc leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
cd6811f32600 0a1fdbb68c6e What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
d283b967a33f bd4c7ec061c7 Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
0ee15c567c3b 95fd495595b4 Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
527c2bfad218 f38be88b9cec i need to do my laundry more often.
74baef483fd3 1e65f320ff20 Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
d3154f05fd73 7773dc0863cc 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
605fe45fb056 5c74f3b16e93 is it midnight yet?
193d30f04522 a9c9733d88fa NO. JUST NO.
b5c4556041b0 516a8191fb87 Oh, that's where I left them!
28bf6218e9c9 7511330a7a53 I told you to keep the raptors secure
09be7a039877 2562b760f647 bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
8b2894ba8d27 d4f0642224fa Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
86f1660b71bd bf1fbb69a889 Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
622de79b9218 c3d55f5ed151 The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
7a38d627327d 400910c90e8c Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
eb0f8a1f904a 2f8c5e653311 Macklemore concert was awesome!
202396e4f50c 658423b6f765 Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
1c699bd916bc fd5ed226f3b5 Philae lander found!
1174c9fd627f 12b5d78f7ccc The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
2b65251ad372 b89e4a15a0b5 The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
13829f7b9c35 8145b1145ed7 I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
292a558b4ca2 6a2fc065cbc9 This apple got a face on it dog
ce8e61a3fa9d 3a6f54c637ca bit nosy, aren't you?
b3c7a04f4569 a6ce92184aac Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
6b7cf0f94773 87e7cfea2ca9 THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
3e6f2774bd85 68338c348065 Another one bites the dust
68cbd5ee6e34 08602e138c05 #bedhead
ec228e5d9cb2 925d908fb0ab i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
c2cb9e64e43e 6bf3263b04f6 Travel the length of these massive bison
12b6028b5b40 b0aff5a6fa4a Something seems to be wrong with my car
6fc298bd25fa 2af5eff75af3 Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
abb0d8a51e0b b62182579a00 Big Bird, An orwellian Short
d12ab5b94920 15efefc8c9e0 Maths are hard
e8c497fa57c9 ed3c38553bb5 WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
69bc5b42a34a 892bc2bbd3e6 worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
93339e4cf7e3 f867c41e030f I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
4f24ae5ded81 034c85450c85 Finally, new tires
a432318bd64d 2a54a838dc76 All things considered, it turned out nice again
56da932492ac 6d4374896e8a Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
8c55f1900d24 459891d99059 Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
40cfa2697f54 bf1fbb69a889 Rollerskating always was overrated
d6d46da7f372 9c14a44acc2d we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
ad8d0d0d332c 14307347e17f I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
7b10a84b63f3 abe8f31a1833 they dont need us anymore
c9cf4fefbc18 05cd69ce5480 aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
03e92123a72e e5a90d576045 I blame supernasa
766e40dfe76e 10c1d5425f48 which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
33fd20a3c0cd 54a54896c672 #hoax
d82985d92712 1e65f320ff20 Things Lost in couch cushions
b1fae2246167 a2fe59b71eeb #DANGERZONE
208bcb4347de e251d107ecc8 We can't do it, the moon is in the way
6a0ebf10173b 991f9cbfe479 sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
efaeac6b011f 99e1d025d47e Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
9933e1016a1a e0684d7c2409 Oh god is it still following me?
5ade9a1b45d4 2aadc2b05bff DuckDuckGoes!
7b719ab8766b 80bdb547729a havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
29aa7c49175a c8f453e86277 Nope nope nope nope nope
a2f579332697 c19565ec0680 Extreme beer pong
6624b1be053e 4e926e1f3bd9 how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
96ef28e2ea78 662ab2ac144a hello darkness my old friend
d82d0b40915a e9b071fe7286 Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
47d702260cea 4bc89e682a3b Penguins are people too #equality
a2a505aff28d a10df00c1984 SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
be6ea91a1be4 dccd8efcd65f Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
4e44caf35a92 cfef75512c74 TANSTAAFL... Mostly
91755f9cb5bc 59499218ba53 Car broke down on the side of the highway.
3099cfda78da d16029fb8686 Best Halloween costume yet!
3d1dc6cfaa13 102c63887dba Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
04ab55d3710a 7940779ab371 Would you like to play a game?
9b49e50cd9ef 42e5ebc4c98f Thanks Obama!
a8b9a8d7a3f0 8927b3addaf6 Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
2bebb8c39d63 c19565ec0680 i invented a thing
63f33a898662 c94be1669167 I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
d5191d7194b7 26d88864907e Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
8cb3cb7a5258 6978bf82609c I'm not even mad. that's amazing
a71282bc29ea 2af368c1d634 First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
1d8b11f1bbea 7f08d55f0410 Why do people do this?
1d63cbcb4c09 94f7800beff8 #Toobigtofall
9e298765920f da1ca557b64e Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
c0ea2579b527 971c2d33c5fb How does this work again?
70ea4fd27be8 8667115f2e3a Big bowl of star-flakes
c5438d591339 e340af91a428 Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
21be54c95e3f 42b45c70ab63 Car tiddlywinks proves success
9b0d37ec2903 094ed85d323c Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
4f41376382ec 45dfc555391a well, this really puts things in perspective.
9fa53707619b abb28f6609a7 I've been robbed!
c2eed7defa33 c65dfa097e6d Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
fb3a8003ecb0 28b646e07f21 Like my new nails?
f82eeafb5f40 f66a2a6dab59 There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
1d8be431e962 5bebec594908 only 90s kids will get this!
6cdfad3451ae e0ce298f4750 I am a beautiful person.
c2046eaa4f74 16be3b96c067 Diet is working!
b82772686aa4 37a8043efdb0 Larry asked me to be his wingman
dcf846cc7138 fa57c6c5e546 New headcanon:
e530e1cc976e f0991487cc01 The knids are hungry
efc83eaf29e2 0c11f3359c47 Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
10ec2cfc3d0a 6b98bacc2865 Great ScotT!
1c8a91fe306b e6989877df1e Man in the Moon slumming
a0bb90c026ea 73ba5146f506 Perspective issues
539edc9125e3 bc71003069ea We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
1097b065da8a 1ee44ab3e6c1 it was never this complicated when I was a kid
6a9616ba4b24 5a1a21983f7b Park and ride
89a0ec887ae7 45dfc555391a I have tasted many fish
83e2d375dcb4 c7b1a76f8820 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
c330d4a3a226 ddf013875fd0 really not how I thought I would die
52911fee45b7 8de2ad52ab4e Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
1ea3c7ed799c 6e36bdd423d3 would you choose the microwave over this?
76245fb8303b 16be3b96c067 void main() { fork; }
f8650828f675 a4b7d17b5662 Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
3b688a46b99b 213890cbbd26 No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
5da6ecb35429 235c48ded7eb No regrets on this new roofing material
ebdd4f23dd6c f8dbccef9e21 Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
2793b291de74 ebbdfebbfec8 wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
18e27fd675ce 9cfa73f0c93a I hate waking up from a really good dream
9b05bccfd69b c3629da07d92 The solution to all life's problems
d103b6d4340d 37d3a3a22fdb That was when things started to get a little weird.
2d03fafe5c76 5a0d3960a7e0 who do you think I am?
6ea01fd5172b 14ee7faa729a I have never been happy
a6e348d249ba d7db98e5922e horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
003a246afe26 d5814b78c6b9 I broke cookie clicker...
f8a87ba02744 7806ec34850c DuckDuckGoes!
4e82a931362d f50a1ae13dc0 worst horse ever :(
f43dc85abdbc fe2ac1816284 #saturday #memories #beautiful
925851ccd5b1 b713cd3eb0a5 Where do I plug this in?
7a09b3495129 62b63542fae9 still better than last year in ottawa
e37c29a524aa 433787df693b mario Kart is harder in real life
78fca0f91041 331ba5c2d27d and then there were nine
619b968769ac f0991487cc01 haha oh my cat
3cadd3dc45f9 219174de0d49 Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
d7e297015f05 307bc37a8e8d I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
21ef16d29f89 4809cdd2dbdd SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
f1d3d1e27b1e 6d1126291656 i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
0c2348107ccc ff2803045213 The solution to all life's problems
48ccc25f0cf4 0391cf5b0ed9 What is your Pony Personality?
1d8faea61a1d fd8dedb9f32c I dream of death
acd932518edd 617af909bd1a Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
c7ccc7f9b0fc 95ccd6364248 Eating my breakfast!
40b7c2857454 e715dc9ea337 today's to do list
740c88c00c0f 0b5ac8ecd470 He nailed it!
4e8f967cab3c 949337c3cedf #imnotracistbut
d0dcf7cd5914 72b80e3e6f80 That was one hell of a party last night.
ca2dc3e1f787 7652b0b17249 I got a new geigerteller
89eac3b67555 3faae50abfa9 I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
948b1ae6dc78 76ca58e573df 99 bottles of beer on the wall
6fa429a40bbf b62182579a00 are you sure this is a commandline?
6a6a7a0dfe76 676c098de756 it's bicycles all the way down
385a9def5478 26d88864907e Parlez vous Francais?
88fd9213d05f e9e10255fda0 Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
138bac586028 2a4f40911339 hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
abeabdd4d162 49cdeb92ecf6 pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
5608a3de830d a4b7d17b5662 Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
3198efbbb93b 3b92fa611436 take that atheists
b6894dfd5d4a 698cc961c472 ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
03ef70c38304 a365c1b18c02 As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
a638c5c7fc56 8927b3addaf6 Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
ef04fca13869 2e7213f87bb7 Hoverboard to full power!
a12bca8f7761 d0f0105ee4cf I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
84d6417a9d5b 78f4dc46875e The evolution of fun
2683c4e85b87 ad84df3b19fb Apparently it's a thing now...
b60ac563719f 42ea4fe205c6 Existance is an illusion
230946d133a9 a3cec93fc573 #CATSANDBIRDS
f39223524b49 9c28faff5070 damn tree!
8e7a6f2faf57 e4c70cd09780 welcome to the space jam
fbe3912ae24a 5887b2af9571 I'm a Real Boy!
c54e2b6b8ecc a498bc9d963c #vampiremirrorselfie
759717cae9b4 a75a2c284bd1 Evolution of puzzles
d597301e5c89 43d261c352ba Death star model 0.0.73
ec7a55ded52e 4abb8ffdf883 In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
49bcb4517ed6 70f53e83e86d peeling back the pages of history
c432c335e41f 416a214c5e51 I don't regret pressing the button
077488a7e31b e458fc235e27 it was an odd place to find a stop sign
07fe3063359b fdf20837c837 Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
f0fb4495a635 bad34e3c6d86 welcome to the internet
00369b5c662c a5dac3645d9c that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
de244d9c5619 7cdcbc7ecd2a I was late
7127969d9bea 667be74ed29d Go purr yourself!
bff285772f0a ca2a6c7e9f86 a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
ea6958a17c3a 6bcdc631d4fd #Nailpolish
0787968e0eaf cd0c86a99505 OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
5d2d49c35011 d5cb52aa4a0a two great tastes that go great together
8e911c92feb2 2cd492f68159 Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
0744d1235ad8 23892daa8f4d bowTieght!
7cdee5f8ac82 508faf3984a3 Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
6227da3a4cc4 bd4c7ec061c7 April Fools!
281f0bd4ae87 934f1f0453ba How is this still a thing?
76486b9ba63b 2d0ded5d95f7 I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
4e173b244e5d c942b75bbc37 The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
adc948211d57 26f932f7b668 it's pretty dark in this box
88157c381c26 99faa3542e1a First screenshot of portal 3 !!
63181b73145d 7cdcbc7ecd2a I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
5e60fec9786b 58877edb6cbe picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
fcaee9d2b418 0261a1a6ad74 Monday mornings
d7279bb6501c 1aaf67f26ffa I'm not even mad. that's amazing
98a8b989ae8f 087ddead8506 Today i am a Chinese clock
f32eb13d2bbe f01a237d9672 I think I need new glasses.
031cb56a90dd e3da37483dfa What could possibly go wrong™?
5d6ca325ece7 3edb0cf4af16 Thanks!
ba66f219c250 a09c3c76653f Spiders. Nope.
136ac9b98edc eaf3944550ac emergency butter delivery
c572e4c67117 395154ee8f31 What are pixels?
0d9e152ab8d5 514a5ae66033 #lifehacks
5c87577755fd 39842baaeb63 My halloween costume
c9bb5fbce2d0 4415af00a680 The Moon Will Eat What it will
9f2a8882e117 215928a121d4 capes are in fashion
e5ff198858ad 307bc37a8e8d TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
0f7e12dd797c 61f58d48c281 Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
b5ab1572eb2a 6fb450cbc14b That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
3a5243e97216 6d1126291656 Best Christmas gift EVER!
73448dc17d9c 7006b8a4cc3f Oh God! It's happening again!
e1dd77c5994a fdbb3b2e6ff7 too much right beef
3d34d99b2deb 67264fd2e8f8 rm -rf /
bd961bb64bb0 bcb546284888 Alan?
1efc6a615f2f 1d28bd672f5d Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
2c6d19c4068a ba54b7db6a99 BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
27e441cfee5c 025a30bf44ab Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
584f09cdae54 6d8d641bd493 omfg, space bugs
f86cdeee0927 e2a47ca2b07f Bangarang Motherfuckers
2ec7c11726cd 65d1d06460bd my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
4ceb1b68ecda 11aec29cb014 Click to show secret text
2a79d5524036 ac54bf137b0f I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
aa71a3016e56 16a76c300029 This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
fe6d3a5ea6dd 5ae0e5171604 havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
ef675a16d099 66f04b48ba96 hobbitses
34307b15dbd4 bbbda03f1051 It's a timey-wimey time-lord
70b46616980d 1567b779f433 Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
d74c7888d1a4 d7db98e5922e At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
f328b4930448 cb9525b45a5d What could go wrong?
ccb586f81077 5c2386c8cb54 IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
3459906a4c92 fd8dedb9f32c AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fe844c5533d6 e715dc9ea337 Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
303577e09e78 2315132d5f00 look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
c50098b3b090 be3c62aac59a super high intensity training at NORAD
1cc0efecc1d5 1f47ae8020e4 My nose will grow now.
e05207e9e6ff 62e698929a98 First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
f68b8790c643 a40295449b86 I used to be like... but then i was all...
d9fa469cd56d 6a3486e865d8 Dryads. that is all.
bfe206e508f1 95fe2f2cd9ce I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
a4f38102d168 6842182bda28 The strangest thing subway ever gave me
821deb3537e7 ec4763c88de8 blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
0982bcf3ad3b 874dc7983e02 The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
d44b65bca05f 97c1e78b7180 Damn, two o'clock already?
ee450ff516f4 75ac454698ec Down time
59313747e91c 9d7f79d10f2d in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
a93e98ec9f56 daffb54ec93f That is, in fact, a squirrel.
d154da254ed4 d1432b2e1c65 photo proof for you skeptics out there
df38d1bc48dc f8dbccef9e21 Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
99cb37077989 e73866701a1d Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
fac8232e48a7 ba54b7db6a99 Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
740816281c33 eaad499163e0 I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
bd1f28469b32 8ea51cfb3342 4 8 15 16 23 42
2a015ee40a45 0f23d409a5bf Close the pod bay door, Hal.
a4b51f4ed3c9 476b36f9191a ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
f25c74ab73cb 87355b37d71c Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
0dfe2e11c20d c9127c2f2088 my lasik didn't go so well.
dfae29c0153b 87eace265eb5 london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
035119018c10 7504f42b612e GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
0248fc221c22 443b5e53f4d8 apple's new offering: iscream
b8a9e550e5af 11f5c2b0a1e6 I just want to watch the world burn
831ea27f0e98 cc6fcbbd47c6 Me, before the topical ointment
aa92cb4e36d5 36a2f7987b60 Do you feline lucky, punk?
06135240aacb 98f6da531564 I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
5dab2c4e1372 bf0a3c2168cb Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
3b891398ef49 1eb5a0ee7fd2 Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
ad8b330ae591 994706957357 DuckDuckGoes!
a94ccadf3153 70437ed0e948 Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
5992162169dc 233d440514d3 cest ne pas un pipe
075f9df6ff14 4e353bcbacd9 I'm a fighter!
dfaebc4d6b90 f1c486c6819b wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
7ef6fc06742a cfe77b4de161 Bazookateer crossing
80184b93e04b 448690ac946c Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
890efcebd234 cba467da5a14 the event horizon returned
754945ff0d82 c788e348e3c0 My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
1547bee2acf6 1fc8142c3888 the only people for me are the mad ones
e0494eec23a5 50305b903c6f I guess I only have myself to blame.
b74553605b64 b6534ec9a50b I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
e80e52bac3a4 61f58d48c281 #giganticflower #headshot
c3d125426ffd 15efefc8c9e0 "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
11948ce4c272 892bc2bbd3e6 What, Me worry?
cce1d067692d 179dbd8f7209 Ayyyy LMAO!
f3a6f5ab9e3a 7f133299116d They're all watching me
7ed97545a2cb a766a5550134 FML
3f4968b4984a 45f49cc6a02e Why?
4514a3014290 17b43faffb0a I don't think I really understand what this is.
ea933d71912e b3f1e3523182 someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
2d753fd20809 e4a6a5093098 big ben is going down.
dc2c24b2a178 15efefc8c9e0 Man, that was the best party in my life
83f0e0bfa4ee 941d84236630 I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
21603118a2ad f565581780cd passed another hitch hiker
4cb22597b9fb fe2ac1816284 The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
5705ce20d270 3b080aaa33db Captain obvious strikes again
3f287b2da731 a336d8336228 Mistakes were made.
7a373f27f951 148c66150099 >< ))*>
00a4de8822ba 5c4c11b5fd29 #duckface
f69e04561840 b532a87d5f83 I'd call this experiment a success.
b0ae3a00422c 8098b6e52a8d Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
8afe49960065 90f117ad64c6 Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
9caa5fe4a5ee 6fb864185bc1 better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
e0e2c93e918d 34474eb09cf6 Cat tax paid
f6d45635ff01 7b8dd1fa9b09 [Metal Gear sound effect]
eb2d0664262a 5e8fbb660dc5 ha ha ha... no.
3a3cdab830ac f66a2a6dab59 Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
d1a3848c6d15 15a2c88b1123 #hoax
338f1f474f09 6862c211107c RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
c816705a6ddf 03fb6cbd1dd1 Ce n'est pas un canard
d31df0631a6c b35e6cefd0fe Sarlac ball pit!
e0946df4903a 33ace19cf756 How did I get here?!?
d904ff2cc680 6070e177a059 USB SUX
2457a8a37d3f 99db3cf3ef55 stay away from my eggcorns
e9160c68e63d 540c0d9dc845 nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
96cbf3097482 e14a6ba102f7 their love was doomed from the start...
e3a60bb94860 51c994821764 See it again in slo mo
e77da162f29b 7469e715a2d5 look what happened to my satellite
b845c0dfffc2 b4c2a2c21aa4 Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
58a9739475d1 db854fb52ce3 Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
f86eed4f3da7 73fe8b87f5d2 we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
2da1fab39be1 28e001983c67 This is why we can't have good things
75d7ae96a043 f8dc0e0b0070 is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
8477552637c4 95f65c82c805 Wake up, sheeple.
c530606d4644 6ceb00f410d2 google bots have uncovered some missing bits
b5f47da94195 f702f0f680d2 Does anyone know why it is doing this?
ee88dda8ac91 77e76741b491 Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
c9295a25040e dc2b9c190c8c WTF!?
9b3af42ffb69 7c18e3db8a64 I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
a21cec2d46e1 9dee5b4d860c Have fun in the Alps lol
d8af49d6fbd2 6894d4b327f3 It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
c0d1e9ce62c5 03fabcf11842 I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
38fa4e424b38 1bd3e7350353 My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
d47cedff09a6 349b0980aa85 birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
9695e7af9898 03fb6cbd1dd1 It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
29e0bbd0f134 ad84df3b19fb Have fun stormin' da castle.
276d6416a7d3 4d3a122951ac *Darth Vader Breathing*
00117f0fac8f 903d724a4a6f My tastes are very... singular
4d8eedd59927 215928a121d4 I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
e4a10341c6af d9e51f4ef1b1 This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
de6a2d249d46 9dae49a80ef9 The side of my car. #roadrage
beb6e8da6980 7d2bf3ff38b1 On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
4c5d463207f4 0261a1a6ad74 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8948a44964d1 a5314f3d3751 Jugghead got nothing on me :p
ac79551a8c7c 08dec1d33005 married a cat
59f67cbe7f72 7cdcbc7ecd2a this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
2a25fb1c6044 60953d13b062 Minister! We're running out of time.
7b4e62992940 9c58bc403c94 Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
e1c9fbd33261 bc71003069ea Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
82bf21d37ff0 ab85e27b7760 Selfie in the morning
f8fbb5d514fe fd4bab0c30e3 Steve is realxing
3e1f9a4999a4 2567c75f8965 Oh here we go
e0e7f635c6cd 433787df693b Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
36f167ab9e2c b973655c5d9d So long, and thanks for all the fish
dc38c0c72e30 f38be88b9cec Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
425fd4c3a9bb e5976ee2c238 Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
25be412682dc ec801ea1b655 Everything maKes perfect sense now.
da7384379069 e8e1e8bab718 Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
8cd0e169e565 62e698929a98 Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
ef06f335bf48 ea4343fc4cac 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
d59d15bb4dcc edec90b39fcd na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
1c6d0c898f98 33528463b90d I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
a79be93cc5c2 a893947e69e1 I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
e4ddeef9396e 504c1be163d8 Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
3e034b877167 fe08a6dbda4b There's a third bump, growing fast
d8e9dc5f42cd 1223f0d5eb7a well, so much for the space program
bb37b310a46f 99f068b6bc5a #CATSANDBIRDS
f6bf79861400 6307a1baaad5 #BROKEN
fcd25a3655b9 ebbdfebbfec8 it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
cf45286d4c7c eac4254fcddf #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
289311ea9d15 9f252e164423 unhappy in space
a798d33ef3db 6a57c265996d Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
552afe52eafa 8c99087ee6e8 I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
ec90ba790a35 1dd718c7e20d you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
4358e4aa4b6d 33528463b90d Is that a new pokemon?
f5195406747c 3b3a000a7699 walked in on my roommate being terrifying
5d1b72101da1 7bb7044fc42b back on tinder!
8b5d88e24039 d4cfbd15408b Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
e4f21e5401c3 b9c6e3904591 Ink-blots describe how they see students
67339618f483 7c348a1698f9 cthulu caught me slipping
6c5cce589fb9 ca904c329d45 it all fits together, guys!
eb1824cbee4c 09ba72e7bfe7 They see me rolling, they hating
1668f6bdc61a 45f49cc6a02e cowabunga dude
803fddb22ef1 cc5d4eaed406 clever girl.....
ece34e6113af ccbc5ca40c0a bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
3b21db9eac8f 5d75c1f06a66 I lost my wits
0d521d37dadf 43d00c2c1ed8 Whale Selfie!
3174e84a9016 70a5f4a8bc72 I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
505a296e34a4 fe6ee9987755 The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
5518e6feb79a fe759fa57f81 As viewed on a Macintosh plus
c59f2a2746fc 6c6706cf5ef0 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
06de8c28d320 5d8e1d1889f9 I hate this channel
d968a2b09148 5ea0f5b5e66f Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
fe24bee1f6de 5d1c4e18029b BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
bf6fa9dad1dd a2fe59b71eeb #stublife
709ca8a04756 ac5fc5941ecd The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
2002122b6826 c64588150a88 Office gamification has got out of hand.
8ffc4e66fa9e c19565ec0680 This is a good idea
62efa9e88e24 e24a76282825 I'll catch it one day
5610c7d9541d 6c1d54604426 ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
6aedb1ac5084 ee43627dcb65 Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
8cc444953a3c 1bc70a101a8f Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
ab10c4c75e90 516a8191fb87 These aren't my sandwiches
77ac6dca33f5 65b7f500c5ee i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
9ad0e8998514 2315132d5f00 Yes, I followed the instructions!
10bbf74bc4b9 ba7d1a9cef0f best day evar!!!!
9e58bd4dfcbb b4cc62c6ce6e 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
94be759d569d 4fb22a860334 Legal Issues
c7e261b3ae11 d4358924c89b ?????????????
6d9bc22c1c19 217002028a86 this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
cf29310e53da 693260ec0bf8 RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
86978d166a0b 5d75c1f06a66 quack quack, motherflipper
8be2c09f7416 84474c28886b This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
2ea3eec7d775 94f18c4e8740 I can walk on my hands
3c075903d81a 2e494a4f52d2 furrowed mustache
a9ef658d375e caab8cbb2d01 Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
23c3c6595ed3 034c85450c85 The Little Borg Prince
27358c6549ee 34d897dc0645 I put on my wizard robe and hat
2bee3b2187fd 6b264b422c02 australia is not NZ!
c4388d6a4448 f68387149980 Rock, paper, FACE
deffbfaf70c5 42b45c70ab63 reverse et
58144482d6f6 d1432b2e1c65 WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
97ff08af7a10 e373058e9e90 im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
04461f6036a5 45dfc555391a Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
621ad8a72950 92cf90539aee Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
18cd63a8bfdc fe3493b084a5 The moon landing was a lie
d9657e60015f f87d4312d151 Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
53e54ea9ddda 00d30201e37d I don't think this is working
6a1812b37b21 cbf5916b8291 oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
0d48bfe086a9 41b5ea887947 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
ebf16aa7922d abb28f6609a7 I don't get it either.
7e9b43733585 38113e395336 WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
4a25cf2aaef2 c7ec57f483cd Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
059e19cbd0bd bc52e95506cb is the eject button meant to do this?
6b0b76721f91 3cb8e619cf63 I knew there would be side effects
ef260431fb92 6aa0c7ff2b91 where to buy spanish ham ?
82e2f3cee234 cffcec307c4c Hey, it's windows 7 again!
33569d489db0 dda96791a4b0 Everything truly IS awesome!
f95e0ef3c31e 0076a139094d we have the technology.
a7b6115595dc 72e7ff1ad4b9 the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
31dd619ab13b 2445b7adb800 #notamodel #nofilter
c3eca19323f7 f5a75e5c950a Can anybody help me identify this animal?
4b148087c224 4aedaf16c9ab is that a war walrus?
c8051d016ef3 97a34f7e4ead Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
a3d21c6c4d8d 2e1b33b78b7a run little ghost, run!
dd64b5af3ae7 235c48ded7eb this didn't last long.
d46a50172c00 e4bfd3635fdd I mistook myself for a bird
3cd70e5d9e65 c1b63cd5b99b Had to settle for a beard
4cde42832013 3405b2e13061 You'll never guess what happens next...
8dccaa981a5f 85a3fb7f0457 The Captain Crunch Kraken
4063a8a8abf7 a9acb7116fa2 The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
c6cc00193af3 6bfde6c095fb I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
db582cec3b22 b7c634091d9d this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
e6fd798f9811 a1e903569e23 Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
e986e992a7e9 a7e15e99cca4 #delfie
c1400c7d0c5f 56d834294ad3 Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
ce7923095962 b1c0d705a617 #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
f6d38fcea12e 16a76c300029 Mentos and lava
471f997ab321 3cf524d0a44a I hope he's not hungry
a191ca69764e 145488f76439 #Long_Exposure
424924eafb85 47b87ebe144c oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
eb0bf55de082 1c357ce025b5 Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
75c5140c414e fb8d3117d3a3 I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
0974345fe058 65c0343784c6 I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
5589de36c50a 23892daa8f4d now you're hungry too.
5e7ab683d788 753f599dcdb6 The Dissolution of Parliament.
fc1587e74198 f44c64ac7e20 holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
b29e9d8eb573 efdc4ed8a11e I welcome our event-driven overlords
73888cc810bf 0ec5d628b043 AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
0b25e7c5366b ae39eec23e68 I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
e277c2132dcb e9ba3f8476e1 #this_is_sparta
da761d80b4a9 cfc472da0f92 me and all my friends
44b209c2e848 e4bfd3635fdd Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
eb9d6aa7d6d8 79463e5aed81 Another victim of 'got your nose!'
6355970af94f cba467da5a14 Cant explain that
7d447d1478a0 b0cd5335c791 Just Got A new camera phone!
8291c5f3f58c 215928a121d4 I think there's something here
84d54c9c7b09 f8e98228a24a Light traffic today.
bc0fe641c32b bdc0a293c667 The unforgiving war on health
6c678d850272 160d21c59873 New means to help collect more evidence
9ac38deb760f 1fb6d104fc4e About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
5c57139203c5 1ee44ab3e6c1 the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
b70d7fc5430f 26f932f7b668 in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
348430df690c 219174de0d49 stork carrying a babby rabbit!
da41d6c66f64 ea9426341cca I lost my tooth
bb7bf678ded6 6bf3263b04f6 Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
fa076f1bfb0d 8c99087ee6e8 the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
cca64d12488e e0ce298f4750 Universe man, Universe man...
d2d6fa7fcb10 fbd4be2bcd34 John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
b01eb728e51c 10307ab23113 it makes sense if you think about it
7edde8d128be 67264fd2e8f8 Is it really today, already?
cdbc6268a181 6d1126291656 #Compromise
8ea1900d3398 abc9fb61aace Said the duchess to the vicar.
1eea575a96e7 cc179047dab0 I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
dfbca0e3b707 c4189a938795 there snow such thing as global warming
27c2394df7b8 0e686f7800f8 WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
03967d46ae57 2785f98853e3 vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
cf926cf0f051 e715dc9ea337 More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
0756ae0d96eb 4463aae85038 Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
d893166a9120 e9ba3f8476e1 I don't know how to play...
edd8c2a9eefc a60867b64165 I don't think that's supposed to go there...
921366671e81 54292a90d2d6 Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
4ba0b8458867 82a5dc42c884 I thought it would be bigger
eaef3076513c 0c2df2e1378c Too many quixotes, not enough giants
c17f4af4858c eaf524a2f41e Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
fbf66691f44b 9dee5b4d860c Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
4838b8d1eaaf 1e66c6c9afad for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
34508a14b397 82e349c0c2b0 hello darkness my old friend
83b6ec867fa2 ff20713d6d53 The Prodigy is in town!
8e3590556a20 3c92d1027a14 those weren't Altoids.
4d31e225f9bf 6b39dc0f0c25 First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
fd161a9d710f e2037a5b74ce Close the pod bay door, Hal.
be1a85cb855e 7395f6aa06a6 He did say it was edible
268f19e529f4 6e4431f5bf0e Dominos delivers!
952573b7ad7d e5976ee2c238 We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
23886d774bd2 a09c3c76653f so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
6fef74f94601 b0a1d155eb47 Top of the world
baaf627c7302 aa2f84ab8afd How's My new haircut?
e31008ec652d bad34e3c6d86 [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
3924492d7662 9dc300ca8fbd The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
dd2854bc3ba0 b2da65edfa9d Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
d887a0dfcc0c 78f071d8d358 GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
ef605866394a c9fd590bd6c9 the new usb feels like a step backward
15cd46a924da 39b12a33e30e Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
5f451262a83f fd0d9c097b7a Who stepped on my pop tart?
63157c465fe1 61b7ec93916d Visual representation of Dubstep
c9183664b19c dcb43a4fed87 go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
b80e25b5a07f a335e44d85b6 holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
acfaf1fb0225 cd301178819e Minimalist cat
29c53bc9deab 01c0b6240b6e I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
ed59e5724cb9 6f396a0a1b7c my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
3a7ff368040b 2bc4a138792a #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
45a0389fec99 171695ad3649 The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
f4ce803c4ec9 99505450db33 this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
767fe7832a3d 48f44fdc4a98 I has a sad
72917967cdcb bd7a0ed5e2ba 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
08ca0b0c9cfe 1c680e66e465 What could possibly go wrong™?
2c5a0fe68037 43dcc12d2e75 Look out!
6eeda3816bee 86ea721314f1 #illuminati
4b19e3488327 e0ce298f4750 This is a cat
93a2c02b8d02 48f4d47b9f93 My Hobby: freaking people out
4f832b922e1a 37b45655015e New car flipping world record set
a5e3bd772903 62cd3460a783 Cakephants are my new friends
3678f9b1bc73 7e75cda41f5e Would you like to play a game?
5cf806fa840e 67d5ca01f1e9 Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
8d74b07cf69b e164f4a32106 Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
098370edb286 4463aae85038 This is no cave
042d50aea674 e1cff7262aef may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
8519dd79a73e 693260ec0bf8 Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
984ef6bd2625 6aa0c7ff2b91 I fought the law. They won
c16d37de29bf 8a5f2942c127 the way of the future
c3cf2c8952d2 901ddbb780e1 What? It's always that color.
870aab990e64 4cd760359832 That sweater is so 2013
7018a5997271 36ee8b9ffeec I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
7bff29e062d8 05cd69ce5480 tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
a11010e32864 698cc961c472 When you get a perfect score on your test
bb43a68d57d8 618051df3853 The moon landing was a lie
9824e8f377ba 773f3a322414 Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
8f275eeefbdd 0dc7b8ad992f I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
44a23ca4c5fb 70f53e83e86d Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
f350be2bbb8d 67264fd2e8f8 Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
dcaaa2cb0211 21bc7379dd91 i wonder why you left me here.
47b1b3ca2cb5 913ad83b2e8f Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
dd6cb5cab9a6 c64588150a88 #Photobomb
a3466b1067fc 1a24986187b7 Hoping this makes it past customs
dfdf1d976cd7 37abfa9969c7 Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
76ec82a5740f fb8549b59577 #flavorbomb
4511ae677a95 26c4229b1e04 The building blocks of life
38ea8c9baf4b 38fd9b4b6f5e as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
86fe6cbc2af5 6e4040358a4f you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
0042a1801f3a bd4c7ec061c7 #GOD
2845af1af7ae dadca81122da sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
57b3a1aa0df7 1788b88b3293 So...Magnets, right?
a67c99674ae7 02eab95bdf15 I never understood that part of the bibile
cfa5ad5a8076 83e2df101181 goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
048fa45eb68d d685eca93f95 PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
c6fb378feb40 5fa1544cf88e New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
42eb9dcc4622 cd75ef92c49c Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
4548962dac92 ff1dbf4d409c Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
7e85a8ab94fb c11aa13ebab8 The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
b3e108636eb0 6d8d641bd493 The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
08ce87b89e2c 104cfa1288c2 Field Trip!
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b3ca07a5b51a 5a9f339acb40 Black box recorder
289d350c2993 65b7f500c5ee Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
810b040d40cb 1d3f77f2c80a 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
807b041aeb00 e90d1ba23358 The view outside of my airplane window.
b7d15e551fbf a9c9733d88fa Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
feb9f8d92a08 87e7cfea2ca9 8.5 hours later...
c301e6f3dc3d 7aff78b9668c No guitar without a sombrero
8c457a389f4e 702bbd313394 Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
00a9f31b7ea1 50fac12bd542 it was an odd place to find a stop sign
f3abdf929374 5809987c7d83 wake up sheeple!
216da14f42e9 cbdb20db7e17 night sledding deserves a quiet night
5adbac1cfcdc 177cce0a5f0b Weeeee!!!
83dc18788a20 971c2d33c5fb Just hangin' around
f75a96eb7763 2f2d4d36df15 don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
cc36d2008a20 e53c20bb80db I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
9da530ec03f2 7cdcbc7ecd2a Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
f5bbf7cf8408 475a38aa2adb i just want to do existential things with my friends
a2d77d928ca2 c63f88430160 #720_no_scope
d1c82e9869b3 7271643553a4 just look at that motherfucking satellite
fbd96a335f0b 141cb16a24f1 She's got interesting taste in men.
698193b0c92a 6e1c3f061803 #onering #fuckhobbits
9fc72f727964 77df0de596eb It seemed better in my head
f96d878405d4 7674ce347621 They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
da6eaa291620 ac5fc5941ecd Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
ca24ee962810 177cce0a5f0b sarlac ball-pit!!!
8fb088d80efe 50f774c6e415 >< ))*>
b9203bbe4460 41b554bfc64c George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
a9b2ca74cff5 09ba72e7bfe7 As you can see It's windy out here
cc90381ed404 72b80e3e6f80 elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
9c3a8d951111 683cdb105cdc The HORROR!
1d80aeff9adf 73a9dfe53068 My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
10166d9fd66a 1564ed77cf61 caught the sunset tonight at midday
f501b3df3067 e715dc9ea337 I hate the carnival so much right now
aabee6b21413 fbd4be2bcd34 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
45d1c006bf09 abaa739cc985 oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
e03254c6ed63 ee25a67ed5bf Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
50316717956a 67264fd2e8f8 Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
9da75a2e3e3e 60953d13b062 The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
669e6ae13db0 1dab2313ba72 the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
292fef3b1a0f bad7fe536469 Look at that fart propulsion
548991ebd940 87eace265eb5 Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
cc3fd7cfabc4 b3e92f1b2488 Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
7dc1651559e3 0cb37ff185d2 Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
6d407bc08a12 0f577f44ee6c Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
27cfed294bf4 1ee44ab3e6c1 The taste stays with you forever
9ee9f01ce3c4 f6298c1c3134 Selfie #Nofilter
2362a54aff9c 925757e220d5 only 90 kids will remember this.
6bd80c08fde2 cde9fb9db851 hello darkness my old friend
5e34039cd052 16c8e9571d9b My cat barfed this out
ffcd87e4d609 8a8c43759a41 Not a fruit
2d334664b9dc 50bf755dc56b hello darkness my old friend
ab648c127fde b8064eac68f8 Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
6b42d5034c76 179dbd8f7209 take two, they are small
04b637781d62 a6ce92184aac #parsnipandoldlace
9e4aa8a759df 60e3cd8474aa the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
bc065fd44bd1 934f1f0453ba Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
7a5aa9d7a812 274b7b5d9110 Well, now this is a thing.
da301c6236e6 bad7fe536469 Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
cd66b556470c 77ed0a75923a Myspace tom to ground control-
eca578311d84 2445b7adb800 This is what happiness looks like
dd03734ee551 916445424ebc whoops GPS error
cd5785daff23 a35b6aebbff6 step one: cut a hole in the box
8e9a8879bb42 b6e06ba22326 Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
0c88ad88bcba bc879e038fb1 Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
50abd44f2887 62e698929a98 SOmething went wrong while shaving...
c2f788896c1e 5f516c141b7f how do i turn this off?
1894076d4610 88e9da4a3804 Do you have a lighter?
53940588a0de e9ba3f8476e1 Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
437e26d19c6f 0c11f3359c47 My first selfie!
99a0f6f35580 7c18e3db8a64 everyday i'm shoveling
3429e9d70d07 7a7ece27802f i hate it when this happens
d7c890e2076c a98171c4ee11 i wonder why you left me here.
830baf94c540 77b8a5527ad8 Quite.
47a9dba3733b 82154782ff6e #caturday
8b3e7b5533ca 4ddd8d864ed6 The designers of this camera literally nailed it
6503fdccb9a5 e2575fd89a89 Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
cba862349140 77e76741b491 This is why I'm not an EMT
35c0a3340700 7cdcbc7ecd2a The signal came from this sector
41dd5f7fa0da 7aff78b9668c Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
545d34ce312f daa6cb4c0e97 This is what I do on friday evenings now
7eea161e3ac3 a766a5550134 I just can't see the point anymore
4a246f26dfe8 6d1126291656 Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
7deaa902ca22 97c1e78b7180 Can't believe what I almost threw away!
6b663c59b3ca a9ffa38001f9 Well, this is a puzzling development.
a6daa9ddccf9 cf668a11b9f0 I thought this ball pit would be more fun
f3a2aa922c0e f18fe4a59c24 oh no you didn't
a29fdc6f55ba ea58f7fcf90f As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
fa1101fab6d5 4fb22a860334 Picking mushrooms
896cb8c0c543 600d22c38d1a That's gonna hurt on the way out
2be7fd687fd9 66f04b48ba96 He left me! :ccc
3bbb853fc039 3eec26e54537 Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
2578511a95fe 8ae3f2cc6623 Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
233b76fd3a89 4a05b122a05d A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
403333d6d1f0 1f529118806c Note: HUGE SUCCess
c3291496ecb5 c167057ebd58 smiling is for optimists
8165598672bc 693a6abce7a3 Man or mouse? No need to decide!
b5a1c0cc3d0b f497f1d47672 prototype soccer ball
90fb6d62d925 7d313b4acdda research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
8dc8fd946ba8 f7742eccb7fe the charge of the light brigade
c855962a1ea3 d00a38543f3e Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
03b1ae9c734c 8b7afa7a9fdb Oy, my giblets!
c7f1186c6a71 c93db6d7d559 The moon looks weird today
c272c7c12261 64b298792bbd devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
9dde470a5c15 7b6d6ac883c8 My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
49c35730441f a6ce92184aac some men just want to watch the world burn.
f4bcbd13d9b2 a6db16858cb5 This is what i had for breakfast
1d54732b6290 6e32eb14a3d7 Crocodile Pink Eye
bf7b8442928c 596a7a13c9a6 More advantages to USB type c revealed
da23446c1176 667be74ed29d I wonder if it will be friends with me
b8cf35eb6f74 84474c28886b sorry dad
fa55b18c1fd0 aa07e36b66ab Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
2865034fd78e 65eb48ac2a21 #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
c9e203a2a028 cc5d4eaed406 Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
f05b5748caf3 a7afd23a3d39 Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
48b07efb35bb 5953ebd0cdbf and to think this is where it all started
bca317dcba49 faaeebb0aeac racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
169b47891c21 01ab0d7dc791 dOG SHAMING
9d371d1affc7 e6966f356be2 no matter where we go, its always cold
81b9c4069d18 8828788976ac Formal on top, party on the bottom
5bd66e9a199f b18f4833dfc9 don't worry, it's part of my plan!
f60fd0068f37 bc1a28e826bd Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
3b0d71db9a65 2d19ca5bdcfc The second mouse gets the cheese
f6318c0d546f 8828788976ac Christ, what an asshole.
1ce703365e04 956e362d57e2 HODOR!
af78e2d7950c fb464a1d5287 Bulls don't often sit like this!
4dcd58970eb0 e21406b7151b Roadrunner is the new transport minister
9f08ac99f83f e2a47ca2b07f I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
636f399785ca aa1baf6dd6df NICE MULTIPANTS
38a6f4489156 14307347e17f obsession is a dangerous thing
9f02f77aa6a1 70cf8805e7cb Snowman accident
7391d5a3b971 1267373999ca Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
351b19334110 08dec1d33005 Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
ed29ada99600 9edb74dc8efa You did what in my tuba?
92fd571db149 8cb4ea46ef07 So, this happened.
87a348e6a948 95fd495595b4 sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
9a739a1fa43f 8d297b609761 The Captain Crunch Kraken
789ff05f41c7 dfd96fb9b1ae turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
19459bc5d17d 8b3785eeefb1 Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
9a1dc84fce00 9dae49a80ef9 I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
107cf3da40f5 458487d914c7 The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
c904b736df60 e31b4f8d0d7d this is not what i meant it to be
9e6273b2838b cd4373c68bb4 When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
7e699d79d5c7 9efbe2a4fa5e the hills have eyes
0ea2fb6eb4cf a7c209257ad1 the charge of the light brigade
6c0f5ea1808f f5a037a62bda Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
e43672237876 1d7aa54dff6e paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
833516b49340 abb28f6609a7 Look at my dollar coin
b1e97ae5288e 004a83c9eb34 Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
e1a5209506ff 4c487298214a using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
5435e54c494b 21305beb7f51 welcome to the space jam
04f90cc0d71d 5c073ef1eda0 Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
821ffaa85a04 d9cedc408390 I guess I only have myself to blame.
d4e65e14b829 e2575fd89a89 ちょっとまってください!
d26468093be5 95ccd6364248 Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
5384316f4373 876aa26fd603 #me #throwbackthursday
69ff0f8213d7 a06de52211f2 father & daughter re-unite!
32d9b6073cb9 721fde3c43af Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
63d3568ca641 53beb2829a3a This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
48e4d484efb9 662ebe08720b My hobby: photography
e8b21c30be6d c68ff99e7840 Robots in much better disguise
64209d86b00c 32e8f09bd75f CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
d62a08aa72cf 8ae3f2cc6623 New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
d0502fe6c3ee 23cfbbe7394a I'd tap that
47c31eaa7abd a6ce92184aac Me llamo t-bone
d01aa717b917 9421c7ae1143 Worst pokemon ever
27bc194422df 8c99087ee6e8 The infamous Snow-muon.
ee6c6144c0a6 9fc6d190dd43 Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
f86f8e3a0412 c3d55f5ed151 This photo mooves me
3d5fec624de5 7cf8b1287075 doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
684741121a08 d1432b2e1c65 there is none of this left in the men's room #help
7acbdb9f6e46 2b3aa1de764d My new neighbor seems a bit odd
d4179b939da4 55030b54a312 Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
505bb0d1f2b1 de799a1455af When everything looks like a hammer
34f010193e5e 532134699dc7 BANANANANANANANANANA
ea0dc4594480 35359ce4d9b7 A job so boring a bird could do it
f8e94f5b22bc 4e353bcbacd9 The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
ba598f7d820a c4f5f2de60d6 Got your nose!
d71c0e0312ff f8824581cf4a in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
2a49e29bd0da f62686bfeff5 Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
f1ef11041ca4 95f65c82c805 Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
81becb71071e 693a6abce7a3 Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
0762c94a9aa2 eea655ca5250 Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
c7bcd4065de0 23cfbbe7394a For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
fed297022a5a 23cfbbe7394a Exes, am I right?
3bd659104a60 eff340fac308 found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
f5029bb13205 ee41f567e733 leapfrog, anyone?
ef9433324b43 ac194aab980b This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
d2e3ba27a5f7 695a1d42378b The Zebra was lying down
b8f2bd876e7b 5bc8196cb57d i pushed this. was that bad?
ce444d8ac60c 91f653eed3b1 watch me become the next favorite kardashian
8d137e60135b d8a647f2826e My gout's acting up again
8a9ad0cf0982 2a34b702697e hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
ee5eb07cc820 fb8d3117d3a3 my new toaster has some strange attachments
d09ece299c6d 6c6706cf5ef0 An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
a62586addb07 108d22076845 We didn't start the fire
ffdcf93c9646 1fb6d104fc4e Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
69bcd5cc2a23 074bdfdee612 This will make sense if you look at it upside down
1ae516cedb1c a35888fb02ef I forgot to turn the tap off lol
12569ea12880 8448a3c83b1f Antimater Universe wants a hug.
01194a74779b 2315132d5f00 Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
7f0a00d9bb5d 5c2386c8cb54 PostPostModern art
8b7efadc0aa8 608af5dbbf7e #me #throwbackthursday
e0997c51c2f5 98fc754ed92b how do I take photos with this?
8dd42be2a0d3 57fa867685bd #sudowoodoproblems
65f14f90dab2 6e32eb14a3d7 toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
07966e9a2110 f38be88b9cec help wanted. inquire within.
789d524b5be2 5f6adc17052d my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
56c937b970c1 fd8dedb9f32c Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
ee59eb4a9ca0 2315132d5f00 it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
4643d4ac5c0e e4b5a6e9ab00 New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
5a92d7d10d34 47e690ee87ec I think i lost my dorsal fin
e8160fb7a54d d67cfc2d428e MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
ed6fd4442e5a 8567700315bf what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
0a64d0fe789e 27237f493c5e Does this look like pink eye to you?
65d1f2690beb c7ddbe04ef3f i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
66fb2dd87773 77e76741b491 Somewhere, this exists.
64ed548dd93a 31ddd9945040 I think we deserved it.
645c36bdb2c2 6084d3330277 at times like this i ask, "why me?"
79b6dd34ea1b e505e75cb74d Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
cc202f8c8e9f 6760413f7855 I just bought this
693bd001ba9a 5a0d3960a7e0 Mmm, Spider cake!
15169d63b5b8 789c215895a2 I 'M out of the acorn
7beec84c40b0 0493d1b974f2 share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
902906139717 982a0d553758 look at my new dog!
a2becd3c86f4 deeb1ef96574 Sun deflation: optimal
27024dae7e2b 03ecd637642e The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
ab4df3d50ab3 156e72ad3027 only 90s kids will get this!
ce1df3639a26 df4dba675ed1 Come on party people, put your hands together
65997e093103 e7e70d2797bd "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
56f5699ce359 fe759fa57f81 That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
8cc3d16bf1f7 2d04208ae09a A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
da6fcc96d8d6 cb5fb4df9d19 Zeus takes his revenge
c0516ec26d42 bf39b2f7c458 The weight of life in a starry landscape
203257432512 c7ec57f483cd this one's over 15 kt bitches!
051511f51545 62e698929a98 Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
4de707329608 60953d13b062 for science!
5e42e5e8d02d cbce6837dea2 What has science done?!
b74aa6c5177a ee9bf2c78576 Fnnnaarrrrr!
47b070d63fba 60e3cd8474aa #twinsies
65b5a9ed1bed 97c1e78b7180 bURMA sHAVE!
2a115923b9b7 99505450db33 Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
0bbd9a042597 37a8043efdb0 Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
231d1429f670 0ce482708602 This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
0314ea2bd6b5 9eda477bce11 #livefeed #colonoscopy
314a5195014a 3a6f54c637ca ever get the feeling you're being watched?
f41f84f48b3c 0fa0068fb260 If you're brave enough...
5b423c309c1b 0eb151241b5b Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
114227025b5b 4ddd8d864ed6 my time machine isn't working again! D:
7b0fad56df99 45a85e1c6500 My new tattoo
9776fbd9d6c7 1ee44ab3e6c1 Job interview today.
a0266f9500d1 540c0d9dc845 It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
fbbe06c5ec43 dc3a38493f7d I knew pi would lead to this
02d72ae8e1f0 05cd69ce5480 This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
73f367734c53 d98eb1087d99 It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
bfdce06e0f96 18450393f614 so. sick. of. this. pic.
0063f37e93e1 7bb7044fc42b Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
f7d871ce68c0 47b87ebe144c my taco face
66ea21d65c64 936182a971c1 Burnination? Huh?
f9e4628262c7 5781eb2a46fc I'm a wizard!
2504521e8e51 aebe9172c89c MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
c73940930b44 540c0d9dc845 This is how you get ants!
d55eaf30c7df 96010c8f50a7 our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
b7db43efc187 1c2de777664d That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
8061f6951fb7 44879975fb58 Oh no! Not again.
949f536fb226 f39499924378 "...The Aristocrats."
2ce6dd0674b1 2f6640a8587e ...Freudian sense tingling...
a999126151e1 e3e23a6a6be2 No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
bfd4c2831cae 6070e177a059 #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
9a2c7f19b28e 29d91f118e5b T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
ca781ff9f7f2 68f172044127 This is twitter, right? #confused
28c3cb08e19b bc71003069ea Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
8882bc6f761e 42875287a95b But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
b2ea425d5682 1b7de1831b3a 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
41c1ec601fc4 c65dfa097e6d I was just trying to install freebsd...
9e89630ddb7b 2384dc8ff723 vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
cf5aa1996cf3 671bce60f5a3 One of those mornings...
d67ffee294fc 307e2dbbd6af And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
3aa67b7c5693 212085ad2af5 I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
86f10646efe1 be3c62aac59a *Tips fedora*
f9b0a3f53dc0 3303a3961e6c Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
13b9fdcd02e2 b62182579a00 Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
cce6ffe1494b 22ba96dde335 I can take photos with my teeth!
b1fbd9d41ffa 6edacc5d1f07 Ugh, i'll never understand art.
b8f353e1d7d7 36adf11825ee Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
614ce5b93224 fe759fa57f81 results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
de65d9e9fbb0 a53b48798e38 Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
09eff4fc1b97 2f5139fdda6c Hey guys, watch this
8ab3543d866a 7082cadbff02 Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
2ef2b13ba97c b53b86fe4a3f John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
4b18e47619ad 171695ad3649 He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
d1ee75e710f7 7fa6c1b8f1cf I hate waking up from a really good dream
7509f9142e17 91254334143f The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
11920e26bf25 20e7c75274b4 I don't know
f5fb1b39e171 aa9b5fad0ac1 I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
9ad71f96e53e d67cfc2d428e when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
4a0ebb66787a 8a816f82755d WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
746150cadab3 11711fa18fc1 My parents took away my phone privileges
c7e34271efac c4a098af0ce3 Triumph. Pure triumph.
228898ac2183 540c0d9dc845 why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
43c8bd4627ad c60d80479dce The ents met the triffids
dad225735981 42e5ebc4c98f AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
d46739ea4e33 5884dc3b4efe I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
c04098dac0cc 6f396a0a1b7c Our proudest moment
c9c1484fe3f3 936182a971c1 OMG! Kittens!
3ce5a2c87bce 7552328dd081 Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
aea4529e0d91 4c487298214a Happy Birthday!
a9fe9834a1d0 fb464a1d5287 Space from my window
2cb0d838213f bfe766b7ab8e this plot is odd.
655c3ece41e2 1c4ca7d93623 it's like rain on your wedding day!
6a1b31e220fc d685eca93f95 SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
9944601123d6 696df2f1a0c0 Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
02da7e6d0c04 d7b2b76fdd04 Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
da4e5e2e78b8 134353a025ed oompa loompa diggeti doo
dfca6cef3365 71c5ad78f712 Threaten large birds... check.
385aebd64231 7b6d6ac883c8 This photo was taken from my basement
02dee3bff792 b89e4a15a0b5 Asteroids hate him!
cdd956e3e1ab f8dc0e0b0070 drill baby drill!
dbe10b11a284 6e32eb14a3d7 i love a good featureless white void
615196003ff8 150721cee207 Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
0b9ccb954237 601c1a8b1e45 I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
ed9dd0256636 886059d27e86 Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
b2bd833a9ae7 5fc353538678 OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
bc198298a635 04db02985a80 Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
855b646074ab a6b4a2789be0 Made in god's own image, yessiree!
231db765cc05 1834cd25085e 3 year olds first lego experience
e96c44f8d60e 6b39dc0f0c25 I wish I could ride in a balloon
e6a0093a2363 b877166e5cc9 just playing with my pet
2fae9339f8e7 4a4f78a6d660 how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
f76a31599c22 2367d29a0deb It's the little things
e2169e5616ba 77e76741b491 forgot to turn the oven off!
508f0c69caa8 c39c1a728f10 Spring has sprang
c8d68eb83fcb 5f0b248137c3 Copernicus: The early years
a0909c816e87 654bbc9c2f25 oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
9b50f51bdff6 91254334143f Oops.
2a6e59dd16f4 5a0d3960a7e0 We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
81b14419e779 daa6cb4c0e97 Come with me on a journey into time and space
4690f05e6c56 52cc59d726af On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
8d8ff19c8e8b 8ae3f2cc6623 we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
337edd2c77f3 7c29fe125de7 I got this in the mail today
d5ac2cebc930 0a1fdbb68c6e The last person to be surprised by a selfie
9b17c1afc3f8 614897f63d5e Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
c6c7aa59cf03 c836c8d6d3e8 Wait for it...
1798b5b6c483 bc52e95506cb I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
d03ea896731b c6fe3b6798a5 AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
52e6a1af9ecf 796b8671f890 this was my inspiration
54ae201c2583 0910c5681d44 Da_FEELS###!
2cbfd4688b86 e31b4f8d0d7d It is never safe.
82913f4530a3 a9ffa38001f9 Muahahahahahah
3eef09e6f3e1 c14f6abe6f06 i'll never get tired of this.
6e5c05c40a94 b18f4833dfc9 I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
d9e3febb7bd3 700cdaba58ad this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
9820d0de6d9f b9d5949f285a Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
a544c3ebc4b1 05b4175d28e1 look ma, no hands!
0dd607ab012f ea5bd9ac43f3 engage!
46c244818103 cc179047dab0 These cravings will never stop
efdaca97b62a ed9b0f670049 <3 hanging out with saruman
56f850c6031e 7c18e3db8a64 Flying fish had no affect on it
29aafdb8016e 77ed0a75923a my new boss
9d763584bdfc d1432b2e1c65 whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
2ef145613d8b 94c5a6c60bf0 I think I need new glasses.
6bbb4f1e1800 c167057ebd58 The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
15d7a5dfac34 e0ce298f4750 I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
a2e23215e05e 0e367b191f42 Use the force responsibly.
b75e48f39f71 f1c486c6819b The basis for fast and furious 13.
7f880b411961 9dc300ca8fbd Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
9ef499f291fc 2ae0fbc732d2 So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
3aab08b3b02f 51e9bbe4fecd whoops GPS error
e578a4bd4015 14ee7faa729a #DARE to #DREAM
5edff286476f f72d7871223f they said be careful, we said yolo
bf53aee30047 a5dac3645d9c the floor is made of lava. send help.
5c506c5a2a94 6c6706cf5ef0 My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
5ad329b28ddd 13e8c12da851 it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
76ed3065cc9a 6e32eb14a3d7 Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
d112d45147d8 696cb737669b about to die lol
50a64bdabd28 1d8a0d2e6317 #gps be like
cc7a86b93160 b940eaff82f1 Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
55f7ddd728cf e31b4f8d0d7d Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
6e5ca0950bf1 2421a8b1ba8d "I am So. Much. More."
e5c5eaca05d4 6d3bab8fa9cd I can has cheezburger?
8dd3f019956a f6cfad7bb0e1 #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
b7d219b4a730 4ce7ef19a9b0 Would you like to play a game?
411e814d809d 6d4374896e8a So... those were real
1c90fa372e37 c3d55f5ed151 what's a lens cap?
8df42d44a78e 37b45655015e When pandas have nightmares
e2a8c163de33 52553e122c5c YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
e3577c53d19c 15d876b5083d TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
2d8643565540 ad84df3b19fb flying car - it is now officially the future
e75fe0dfbde9 1803157899e5 terminal velocity is a myth
f63b15bb969f 26f932f7b668 Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
fc58dd532918 e715dc9ea337 GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
af9b1447a8c5 2d04208ae09a Does my eye look bloodshot?
c3991e4c2b75 1c3f5ad3a188 My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
52589abbf370 76ca58e573df almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
462a4f7fa787 bced584e8b7e Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
b93badb26fc8 66f04b48ba96 cthulu wants what cthulu wants
4da65004de92 0aad58292649 Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
3a1b3e547f98 cdd5e6281e09 school's out!
ba47c84dfb49 95fd495595b4 damned ninjas
50dd51f3ea62 2f83a05e1a92 oh I feel a yearning so bad
24cfee3cbd5e 62abd7c005ee In my dreams I'm always strong
88b661a17b89 32f92e302f64 with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
0f1b65b6e793 991f9cbfe479 #Worstweekever
ecc89b4cf1bd 2a9299a8355e See a carrot deflate a pool ball
67ac73dd98da b4092a5d952a SIDE GOER 4
c3a1583b1b74 a9acb7116fa2 WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
a2da206b19f7 7fddc5e896a0 Aww, honey, don't cry...
f68b53e073a1 654bee00b4af #bedhead
c23f1b695c96 540c0d9dc845 Worth it for the karma.
8501ef472d75 5bc8196cb57d Mari-OH
c0c525f8f277 02b6b68f5ff7 my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
e858ac09a3ef b17375079f66 In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
f698c755c1b2 233afc11fdb4 Step 1: Jump the shark.
9b2588429d18 123bbfd66a33 hello darkness my old friend
7a306df48671 9563183869ae Ow.
e00e1a3afc3f dfc441e614d6 whiskers expecting a new friend :)
9758c39a3523 9fc5e66c0884 This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
f0c6c3eab521 6084d3330277 Artistic recreation from new fossil find
844823bd13d0 da4959d6ad66 Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
da7f1ece2647 dcb2bdc6e622 Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
f00f2435d8e1 8a5f2942c127 Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
871563af8c2c 21576a2682e2 To the victor go the spoils.
b1521b25b18f 81433abbc0dd I will take that one please
e7f059f95674 02cd1184af7c sad cow is sad
0c23f13491d0 1d28bd672f5d My clothes need a wash...
7a5f180c257a 45a85e1c6500 Tamper-Proof
322451021039 f38be88b9cec Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
dbe6588364f5 8c222bf9812b I sentence you to deliciousness!
e2ce8d42f627 e0919501a2b7 Just one of those days
728c0d5fd9e2 e5a90d576045 Stop stalin and make up your mind
a7940e1fa195 ed8fed54a40e nobody knows the trouble i've seen
d71e2dd138ff 03fb6cbd1dd1 Are you kidding me?
97c337a8cd07 160d21c59873 in theathers, close to you
fe539d74634f 1d8a0d2e6317 Is there really any point? FML
5572a16f09f6 b3b3c866ccae yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
526b5dfe179c b9d5949f285a inner city air conditioning
cc2cfce1c49d 516a9ccdc425 Don't inhale!
35700db037f5 e2f6212df0f5 This is what i had for breakfast
11902a6503e9 d7b2b76fdd04 What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
68f9c87af08d 645031adce2c Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
257c2f24ec4c 5df678ccff3b Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
889c86164749 e6966f356be2 The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
c6507631180a a2250171b45e Black begins and wins.
5f6ea162cce4 b3f5fe3d25b1 Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
81c3da8ba96d 0c40e56c643a "Space duckin'" By led blimp
aa2fef574137 75cbe8e0e9a9 Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
acaecd20cca8 2e1b33b78b7a Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
61829a457ad8 e1ddeaf7d3c0 Fulfilling western ideals!
038f1c053a09 da0b380eb06e MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
8d97f5536659 bc1a28e826bd My server cooling system.
0b6b01461dfa 13e8c12da851 IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
186b7f907602 e4b5a6e9ab00 my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
1cdf41e4d233 e83db656dd53 [user was banned for this text]
8c832b13b7a1 73a05e1d5a91 Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
06aa8c342c86 05cd69ce5480 New haircut!
61913d1cb488 5e9d018dcbc9 Check out my new sonic oc!
3387a2e47abf e08bbb290e90 i'm just surprised it took this long.
c320398f313b da575741cc3b New Super Mario bros in real life!
a05b4abd6c76 931fbf1515d4 Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
6afc2259519d ef8fb19fc8b7 I thought of it, and it happened
8bd62f31e5cc b4cc62c6ce6e reverse microwave oven
1720a170807d 3ee046556162 my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
7a0597966385 e1d5b224cad6 PARKOUR IN ACTION
a8ba4dec2be8 1b2ba4d7ccf8 #bornthisway
aeb5073a03f3 1cbd4410b0c5 intertial reference frame, activate!
7798551839bc e2c498d26ea4 Just a little more to the right
d1881996bdd3 ab971ef0b678 PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
0425d9263968 e94f09566205 Press 'continue' to abort.
ed09f409784a 16a76c300029 Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
63d72e69af75 e2b6f4256650 #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
04081e7edff1 2445b7adb800 Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
19629c27217f 56d834294ad3 Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
0f39ea66dd55 c19565ec0680 I only wanted a cheeseburger
3ee549c1469d 443b5e53f4d8 Hope that wasn't a granny knot
5a002f2d1214 a18b5ce7d17b just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
ad9ca87b1287 1577012b76b6 in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
6f8408c95802 0391cf5b0ed9 THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
4b02c0ad4977 57498405462f this is just a tribute #thed
5772c998441a ac5fc5941ecd I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
0cf71b91c5cc 66b1fd7a5682 It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
163fc915cdf3 03fb6cbd1dd1 nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
9cbdaf6bdcb0 aaf475e12180 FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
d2be4573014b d6b94a62a5b8 If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
bc27082eefbe 8804a3b3f9fb Visited mom today
cdd341b5a0a6 6ff16bb4844c My new neighbor seems a bit odd
f9a2966e4d11 f01c49075c6f All flesh is grass
81ff939713e3 599952041c65 I hate waking up from a really good dream
2d1fbacbde05 4c0eda9b86e6 #nomakeup #natural
096c93a7ceb4 25b75c37596e Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
0181a314754b 85abfaba36b5 introducing the yolo distribution
799986018b75 d7b2b76fdd04 Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
ebc1e1b38dda d1fc8e46cff2 Not a fruit
fedbf5813914 d83f29efba56 We fell upstairs and exploded.
b2218b82c705 d686587daebc we have the technology.
e16dc62fb59c 3418334aa2fe Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
9e701fe691f2 a241a76fc906 AGHHHHH
bc44a581d40b f867c41e030f Deal with it
7f19336e8575 368097002fe8 I think I can... I think I can
89e3362571e6 47eaad1b0b48 Do I look fat in this photo?
6d7f5fb1b268 b298cb8b58e0 I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
0afe6f1b3e44 1ee44ab3e6c1 he is so cool
1ec72635fa1e 51c994821764 oh, is that godot? Finally...
f9bb5a008d23 1d8a0d2e6317 Any hatchlings in here?
3cd1206eea06 21f6e8ab05f4 Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
db824e3627ce 6c2a6cf8da8b This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
50b40006bf23 414e08d9d272 MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
fe57f0bfa6a3 f29ea09524a4 unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
bde4bc629526 e2c498d26ea4 I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
d7eed857d1e6 63cd4ccedc6f hello darkness my old friend
d53600800636 2a328c6a26db This is still what I had for breakfast
3b9af3fbaf21 4c1e4963d78b I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
9c82ba64417f 3303a3961e6c WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
23f3e34255a8 2e7204533474 this was in the bible
753682789505 481be3c7a79c uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
39a26b11cc39 6bbb1f693d32 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
dbf4dbfa85ee 220478099c86 A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
9fcb99db0c99 ec801ea1b655 Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
2e8566285925 fb39de274310 This is twitter, right? #confused
20da5f58a803 467ca5564cf4 i've never felt so alone.
fb6ed5078340 38ab1a499941 To infinity and Birdyond!
f845c916985d f8e98228a24a duckface is the new radians
584812aaf267 a4ba7445c1dd filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
4983e520265f e94966edd2e3 I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
e9f751b1fbf0 9fc6d190dd43 is this illegal?
6700db7575ca 9f252e164423 crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
d3236314cebd ae253ed38786 [user was banned for this text]
d4600ecf7b55 b467c4b866c7 What a beautiful time to be alive!
bc219f59e80c 9edb74dc8efa Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
95b698c4216b cf7533204718 It's the little things
bd6ca65290ae 81ac0853fd88 Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
4f99aadb238e 43e4d1af3468 #lolcats
9b13718ca97b 67d5ca01f1e9 senpai noticed me! ^_^
689625e42ef9 1038d42a73ce London
faece122be95 02b28c8a401d Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
151eb2af1e96 01052a7eb9c3 Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
f44c5c8f2aa8 d181f9fca6ba The time has come.
4832b70f468f cbbcd54bc5f6 Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
020ec5ac7a52 8638e3732645 Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
90d15aac38e3 fb6bf8ad066f I'd call this experiment a success.
6386a060f956 37d3a3a22fdb "The colour out of space" and black.
ed1903a72572 bc52e95506cb Uglier than modern art
474a42ed784a 90f117ad64c6 Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
139e0d374d8f eaad499163e0 Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
6adc44ec9fa1 47464bb5e852 The prophecy was true!
68d572a68c12 676c098de756 Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
dfb1b2054752 eaf3944550ac look what the doctors found in me!
794a06e4f7f8 f4542bb078a9 I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
88a88e88bc68 47e972de2a8e What's this thing here in the bathroom?
d23f7cccadbe ca8c92a2fc20 at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
8703b7a153ed d6d4d7f52f8e #blessed
fb7d7e4ead92 ce1e45cdde52 I blame lack of regulation
67bae79bbc89 c3d55f5ed151 Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
42dd7d07b7a1 e3038a3df791 #toothproblems
97c4310dbb98 8a8b6ac32a65 PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
b82046b12844 437427d855ec the game begins...
193a61207878 d5814b78c6b9 Works fine with a custom linux kernel
64b8125c90ab 7504f42b612e where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
e1adc080f18f 6f96b0ed1532 I think this is the wrong python script
9c6203508306 f18fe4a59c24 I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
7a0e104c2182 f8dbccef9e21 Oh shit, not again.
fe70583d248d c1e190686d51 Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
13a0df60a1c8 20d163d05085 Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
6406d770c753 70cf8805e7cb My 7 picture is upside down
0c5effd10c8b 72b80e3e6f80 My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
91c35ca126b7 901ddbb780e1 at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
ea6a796d8f4f 1285f35a75cc My boyfriend finally proposed!
18eec5cf8645 28caeae898db My new neighbor seems a bit odd
9085ba6695cf 99e1d025d47e One of the less popular Transformers.
bb47f0945227 ace0cbd802a6 You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
39025228e517 4998d305f6cb So long and thanks for all the fish!
eab677ecce8e c256df0b0fa7 In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
42675e24bf71 c8c7a8a420a6 i'm now 75% more efficient
a2d6e37c8301 df513ad1f2f0 Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
ae9f5d5d49b3 320ba8d3ff00 Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
35a9424cd39c 6d4374896e8a Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
240ed6ac102d ce7b089ed726 Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
666be2a79991 98d09dd1d39b This elevator has no 'down'!
9218ee32c230 87355b37d71c Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
d97174e409f4 dc0c51ea603c The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
dec872645fd8 da8864ab5c37 you know, for kids
f0ff348a6106 cf668a11b9f0 play it cool
950bf4e53bf8 c518ce489c3b anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
f34d2b3cb19b 67c94609e101 Don't have a cow, man
560357558cb6 402d0d2349b5 I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
7e9349b66340 7ec059164946 The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
05e021410cb6 d7b2b76fdd04 it's not what you think
7ecd2c77e051 72ee83d6ec04 go home elephant you are drunk
ae4611769175 75d8a0d7f8c9 Woops, miscounted. sorry.
de1769081357 17fdb7a041f3 monkey movember
19db91a3094b a5dac3645d9c #justnasathings
025205bee47b 7d297b432461 SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
5c949cd111dd 43dcc12d2e75 The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
b71bcbed9920 6e1c3f061803 Nice leg.
28a3aaceacde ac998b22b4d4 BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
2e44630aa354 7504f42b612e Before his untimely death.
e2826dfca287 d9860caad885 that's me!
34121c40b3b9 df3b4e231a6a Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
37f95c4d12af 676c098de756 Nutritionists hate this simple trick
93347d8610d3 697d23440cbb a/s/l?
b11ef5fbaa1d 2d1e99287751 If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
ec104b32e672 5f814d6725df No wants to hear me talk about my cat
ce07fadd1c0f 7c29fe125de7 I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
17b62054f96e 7b8dd1fa9b09 Starbucks <3 <3 <3
1c7b623f548a 12594190a75a Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
a9bb7bbe4976 fe4cc0126964 Anyone craving some soup right about now?
895b89037975 c2e86ecf6d30 I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
60b615dedb44 b383658ed774 The next generation of crypto currencies
27f4afc16d12 c7a09429221a Proof: loch ness monster.
89caf901abf3 6d1126291656 I lost my wrist
add01bd98412 63d078055aa9 only 90s kids will get this!
ad019d0c489e 0b0f3ef41135 The unforgiving war on health
dad74a99ed61 9dc300ca8fbd My new haircut!
c03bd0ed6e74 db5b4b63fb69 Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
fa021cbb820a 5c513f7c5614 Wait for it...
2742bb62d1f9 60d00f030c10 Robert'); Drop Table students;--
69bf8b137bf9 6344916912e9 True Self-Control
97249dabb946 c51ffc122220 still, i think it was a good idea
25a0bf4586bb e9ba3f8476e1 Weather's Crazy today
bf2055e393cf f6741dcbf181 Do you feline lucky, punk?
4495ce8878d9 3d712031f728 wake up sheeple!
07607be1f87a 95ccd6364248 did this exist as a microwave?
bdde07d20438 33ace19cf756 I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
67573b771b2c 443b5e53f4d8 Stalemate
76328339885c ff1dbf4d409c Foiled again by the bell curve
7fac183b1174 a55e3a5ba411 Look at my new blue dress!
42c8568b8cd3 6d3fc3b01eff As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
20254f85b925 2973df263d5c My hero
7a601afd6a47 6a37be6c9cb6 you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
eb91030f14c8 441935095878 omg too much chiplote
dc0242411af1 95d29f7b4472 better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
ee3cecaf4ede 79fb21e7439a Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
381cd982f2da 5e2639203cfe That's not a nut!
55ba95d80f4e e40a28920780 Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
b4553e1f3d9c f14238b56ddc how do you get the screensaver off?
217a9ca475e2 f1c486c6819b BDSM bringing another relationship together
b0b9485c182e 12b5d78f7ccc crenellate good times, c'Mon!
afea4330f28f f9df282b1974 I am the creator.
6a8e3dbbddc2 925d908fb0ab Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
b2662a5c8ccc d964d2771327 Time to reap the whirlwind!
d2fd24a72f3c bfbd316a9bfb Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
9af8f6b969cc 8c37b8a0b945 Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
b9da4acaf465 f6b5b94d2220 hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
d8a32ba398d7 a7e15e99cca4 actually, around here we itemize our taxes
45621ff45639 f9df282b1974 I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
6ab3bb41fa85 b383658ed774 Pintsize what are you doing?!
54fc1fcc85bf ea4486a97929 and suddenly, popcorn
965e9549b48b bf1fbb69a889 Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
976a1fea8ec2 f7f24c8c7689 Is this room 101?
611059687a55 35eec92ffaec You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
d03fdb6d6b47 315f6e4c8a84 My house is my castle
0b6d2a322d9f a08adb381cb1 Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
9df3bff13b08 1c2de777664d Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
d751d771daa1 2672771ef4b3 Nothing new under the sun
bf58f9746034 e9ba3f8476e1 LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
fc06b9af238c 05ffab0dbbae The secret to infinite storage space
2e7dbc732540 32f92e302f64 I wish they'd standardize the charger
b433de7826b9 42875287a95b I should really separate those
f69d60ca64aa 034c85450c85 my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
fb608229fe94 18809a86cc15 Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
0dc77d9cac54 da6fb833bded "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
fd266b4cda12 5dc49eee64b4 And the least of the five evils is....
095c015a2741 b2f6ac624a6b Click "Like" when you see it!
43638fd4c206 2973df263d5c This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
7ce43a95b8e2 f158bb5945ee I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
bf0d973f712d f8d4b6f780af I'd call this experiment a success.
33ad2f12d9fe 5457c8ff8d78 Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
5633612db034 d4358924c89b This is the year of linux
8ac50d80e65b ec6a0aea1edb The unforgiving war on health
692b55bfef39 b4855a68d9cd I CHOOSE YOU!
6e8667e284bf 141cb16a24f1 stay out of my house, santa
07b7646a2843 ca2a6c7e9f86 it's a faaaaake!
02ff6195859a 44efdef031c9 I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
31cca41e3b40 8a1f7c02c035 Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
48a8fb079584 3769f53f2dcc This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
9b5f2116a891 22299aeb94dd We are not men. we are devo.
4c98e52cfbdc 8667115f2e3a PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
082f1d621b63 4a19ad9fa9dc ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
edb594fb8c18 e715dc9ea337 This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
8736f7970814 931fbf1515d4 such lambda
9f973be90319 e6966f356be2 Found this mushroom, thought of you
727e34086593 459891d99059 DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
8d18bb909a78 45932b26f5b4 daylight savings time always throws me off
2ed71384dd25 0c82274784ef waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
fd24e9f7ac04 c142bf4c510d who sent me a bobcat?
c853fb1cb50f 13553af327d7 Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
8e3b1d3ecbd0 97c1e78b7180 Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
66ef89ebc183 70f53e83e86d HELP I'M just a pheasant
701952efa18d ab23e1e3950b Love is creepy
caf74a795331 6c80f4ee30a2 that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
195a77e9d372 7b6aa2e8b09b He's been there for three days
d461e5b5ed1c 8fdafa840de8 Otters. They are the craziest.
8138d15c2837 48fc16466e15 you're not as good at this as you think you are.
51a25b9d65b8 d6d4d7f52f8e You are not a good person
8d086071511e a4ea4c1a25c3 turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
be2d61a7ef93 13448937a651 cthulu caught me slipping
58814551c99a b467c4b866c7 Do my feet smell?
dabe9c79421e 6d8d641bd493 can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
4f27047ac787 bfbd316a9bfb Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
657e0ffbfbf4 570de61099c7 I knew there would be side effects
2ee1659b19f6 57498405462f it's fun to do bad things
68468a13f0f5 803e1598b672 FENTON!!! FENTON!
6c21bbe20377 c348487ff602 TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
7fa1230121a5 70c6bb37c395 Please, please, please not again!
0ee11058993e dea693fbe084 you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
764b55bd906c 1f92688a54da HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
ff1d19d04fe0 702bbd313394 At least someone's getting fed
290e238d2da2 4828480933e3 And so the hunt begins!
3c3987404019 5953bc87e81f Birds: secretly a type of banana.
52e4d617ede4 92b0b5a6f5e7 Let's have a blinking contest
f45fa9b90361 a1f4f5c0af0a Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
9ddf333c2423 dcee86b26d95 Banana invasion in progress
4309f16d2143 7b6aa2e8b09b AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
634851fd4f82 10c1d5425f48 so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
ed10aa1bff88 d86e7fbd4f7d I think I can... I think I can
b69074ea4345 6bedb677ed97 This guy...
ec474da35340 42a4119b7a38 OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
4fa23faf6416 172a82f9c431 Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
2795d365c613 eef03cab9e62 I'll just go buy cigarettes
dc33a6e35f93 bad7fe536469 This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
7b691aae8ae0 bc71003069ea With this, nobody can stop me!
fa58138548c0 7884ddabd3ec Hat in the cat strike back!
9407453ad34b de60a7183cfa First time posting, please be nice
ae45ce4e5030 945dee2035fd Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
731ecbfabc1a b62182579a00 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
c4323518fb07 8959027151ec I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
53e39cbb5c41 375d41d101e2 My tastes are very... singular
d44fc9183927 b3dbbb7c8424 Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
3cb2dcc73c63 98e33b6f5ed7 Self Portrait: Complete.
1b45b54ea602 4af57518f617 Oh, Canada...
963b4d011719 dbbb4c13a884 uh... I think I'm going vegan.
b626b3cc1fce cc5d4eaed406 ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
0149585003bc c19565ec0680 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
65af3098d5dd 049b130c59b5 >< ))*>
c1c09b3c772a b7ad06307929 i can't form the words to describe such beauty
6d703adfe88c 0383e60b30c3 Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
499c0ad9a9d0 62e698929a98 I'd take the stairs, but...
28d69bd85263 f652662b065b Oh god is it still following me?
dc019b248515 2a328c6a26db Tycoon Simulator 2015
1af95f627f5c 1653a2583cd2 Oh No! Not again!
45ba996b51c8 e670f8b1ba67 Belgium
c8aaba7516a0 f12910f29abb I can jump that far!
715404024c4e 1a11c6c67047 #strangelyaroused
837cbb8eeec5 47353804e990 Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
50fb68b32b74 443b5e53f4d8 Early stages of Giraffe evolution
1047ef2efbb4 4197a8b2f1cc OMG Becky look at her butt
83646ad2de3e 7c0e30a28c3d 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
a6f9485aaeae 4256ea817e15 So i found this on my phone?
dab429a17d1e ca2a6c7e9f86 check out my new sauron fanfic
033b26484b4f bd4c7ec061c7 this could be improved by laser technology
c5c734e967d2 51c994821764 um no.
08cd23ef92df 37a27812b761 if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
c51a9162ca27 fe2ac1816284 This caught my eye
8ab19982aa2d e53c20bb80db McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
73597589d1c9 4aedaf16c9ab yes, your baby is beautiful
ef75b4b05f0f a08adb381cb1 That makes me very angry...
0fba53254e80 b118618d0e13 Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
61f3fc4cb62a 48b8240a7ebf diy abortion
1674aebf8a50 e780ea2c90d6 New amazon product
9fdab2945949 6f396a0a1b7c food crisis strategy
77a401906c0d 20d163d05085 memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
67c1f9e1d01a 8f4e787dd1ae I've found a new way to feed the poor
6f71d405bd07 09425afe75e5 we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
3398c54ebb3c 7fd248e04d1d There's a third bump, growing fast
e6980d616d3f b4c2a2c21aa4 WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
334d48c09242 f80dc78c53cf kang, do i look good in this?
3e1d1b314b35 6d3fc3b01eff all I wanted was soup.
a227f8147297 d7b2b76fdd04 where do all the cheetos go
58e21c3fa9b8 219174de0d49 How much absinthe did you say was in this?
f7bd5a2a3bec 8f5681c34239 I forgot to get a plane
7709aca9e3da 4901836556b9 #livefeed #colonoscopy
e1dfaa246053 10c88ecb5e94 should i see a doctor about this?
9995edf27633 c0a9ca3690f5 if you got it, flaunt it
479a630f0a60 05b4175d28e1 could anyone help me find my contacts?
4acbf93ca917 0f39663919b2 Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
505b9a643bbd e3e871f34407 1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
dfd07683fb6a e9e956c93ba6 thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
e1e1359d6db5 0618e8f9378d These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
d14d92f67802 09a481cc0bb3 Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
7e5364559c38 17915eae60bc #teamplayer
930506056d3d dc933d5fbb12 sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
2db969b99931 79dade814f0e Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
452281583d5d 37a7e818b728 funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
fa51365dd92c 37e4f3e8bec9 Welp, we're done here.
574d4edf8a16 6946de9c432b Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
a227573171be 47b87ebe144c That is not how you Ikea
ca863ce7f6d0 bc71003069ea omfg who would wear that hat
f3d16d3a88b1 8fa1d484696a about to die lol
770e6edfb409 ff2d6ce79c99 sup brah
413e5bf1cf70 0bdeb119f6e0 Dance contest! #YOLO
e3f5037bc25e c01c40bc4676 they told me cat eyes would make me look good
757b6bf3c01d b3e92f1b2488 real landscapes have curves
e29cadcbff9e b0d8f71468bb I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
1067df13cc2a 3faae50abfa9 If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
498072afed3b bcf14074faa6 CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
53beb2ded3aa 8becb8a785f9 OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
5d5adfe01d7f 69dea2b8bd26 I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
1f6adfc5e19a 99e1d025d47e you are the jets beneath my wings
65b84a6318f7 cf55053f125f Putin Putin in orbit
782c7f7b10ff d736fd279548 This explains everything
7570a20b92c8 bc52e95506cb This will require more delta-V than we expected.
4c1c027e00b7 7cf8b1287075 THis is a love/hate poem.
b4ac2ba0ee5b ecb790b3409c Piglet was not amused
6a84a84e317d 1ee46fe2aa65 Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
50aeb6679209 587e01f875ff ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
918d6d60885c 91254334143f And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
794e44845a50 49cdeb92ecf6 i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
8976d1318843 9d0371422f7c In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
006e43849282 de6f77a0d4dc the dog scanned my homework
32e6d366e0ac 0c08ba927563 Aw, yisss!
fd83e8064cc4 2c4c5c27f981 New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
21a72bec0db7 b9d5949f285a The dress is black and white!
e2edcdc8c989 7504f42b612e You lied to me.
269c186e0c48 64aec6aac29e sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
386806970650 585e5d0517b5 I should not have tried those shrooms...
821b4ccf2e7d 49c9c3765947 nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
f20a79fdf87b fa57c6c5e546 conserve yours until the last possible second
74406d94be92 5d142ec5ff4d ...And then we decided it was time to leave
845265d2ad6d 5303e2f6e8b0 balloon ninja strikes again
87d7a77a03ed 8d107dd70e34 My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
64ca58a46b3f 79dade814f0e My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
c52cf7b1f195 000ec871f216 hello darkness my old friend
e7d9e5a60232 bec5ae9a11c3 Every day my damn cat makes this face
c23cd46d3bd6 65b7f500c5ee Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
6978185a93ad 92b0b5a6f5e7 Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
889e6121c940 945dee2035fd i did not account for the flames
caf2bf8ec10c 134f2d23f936 gone fishing
eb68136844bf 59aba174c130 What in the hell was I thinking ?
2538fb35377a fbf869179818 Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
a635d8e4d99d de147fc45936 Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
4db9cfe08388 6d26a988015b 5th of November went too far this year
d68d7ecde1ee 1dd718c7e20d my children will never understand me
b7e0b53f9c57 677c992b0b79 AGHHHHH
87966c4a682e 13e8c12da851 Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
b05734d01214 c9671f8f1811 I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
ae3c25f33879 010bad314260 It's ALIVE!
06d99f142c08 b10305bc0eec Come on and Slam!
a43d614bac1d b35140be3d8a Putin Putin in orbit
40be638ccf14 251cb75bfed3 Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
1cae906552f8 e23564e985fc Pacman or ms.Pacman?
c748cf1a9e2b 95b971c3cde5 DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
a2f12b3389db 02cd1184af7c picture of my boyfriend
0325ae140c9a 66a7eb17d952 #comfortfood
5bdd4bf39e46 683e31f465af This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
d01755170612 dee56203e7d9 My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
bbe743c2aa99 f2272f4ed906 brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
6e01248bfa0f 9c744a798c2b PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ab3a4c305892 d385b44277a8 He nailed it!
18352625f7fa e53c20bb80db Should i fall from grace?
258d2fb4a2f0 75112f9ce8d1 found this on google maps earlier.
d9eba0b167f5 6d3fc3b01eff Bomber one on approach
1d28b7078127 fd4bab0c30e3 This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
c5d03c2af4aa 89ec8c7e81be Insert a turnip into the serial port.
169faac4b5ad 03fabcf11842 Straight outta compton
ff659a8303c5 f215e9833088 #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
5b381536b922 42b45c70ab63 Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
99b9e5fca3a9 fcf9829a0289 The last thing you see before you die
321b062fe7d5 b71d2b588ffa Dude! Dude? Dude.
1d2d502a61cf 9dd1b34179b8 Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
04ec5ad8b4d2 d0e8bbc0b9c9 In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
7722408ed626 9e908c1e588b Who came first?
9a41dae9959a 9cd76ca5646a i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
44c401cb2ef3 ab85e27b7760 Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
4adbee82bd2e 62e84e525fed at last, validation
712f435be30b b2986ed8bc68 Alan?
9a4814202a3d 5dabbc0d204e Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
b7ffb6837572 de9799256792 why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
c3628a1bc51d a43875abf9bb "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
fd3bb4ddfbda 0f980ded561f Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
631d903b3db0 0a383ab79273 visual from Most important meeting today
7b8fe9a3255d 416a214c5e51 I'm a bird lol
bd793931bf9b aa1baf6dd6df There is a whole other world in my navel
6fb5f662a884 3fe1cee150de First day of school.
f8f5451433c0 ac459ea06674 Visual representation of Dubstep
a301d04c8e76 3630e827d3b0 Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
45d7ad2aa15f 8435d69fc621 Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
5eab6a969f53 5f814d6725df transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
aeda11efbf30 d57e8cc21915 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
ecd5151820b0 1e6b2657824a Who needs the Chunnel?
ea67456f423f 179dbd8f7209 rofl
2c4cb6976c38 10c1d5425f48 lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
fca70e2cdee0 bfe766b7ab8e Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
c97a5b94735e 66a7eb17d952 Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
463168df94ae d71e39d587ea Gravedigging time
c9fb52672ce6 b3fd15c6ef49 Do the Harlem Shake
7ab58f8fcee9 8fa29f2c3b55 That's too much, man!
402db323289d ecab86e87dfd they told me cat eyes would make me look good
3313066c69f1 29559414abc8 Hey, it's windows 7 again!
7dbbb094f4eb 8e249d5ebd4f thats what she said
dd2dc2c470d9 8e249d5ebd4f I fixed it guys
abe5a1de2106 22d38bd088f3 On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
0a7c42d04dda 2f504fa6b560 My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
e5b54e7b8c20 f76a9c1c18a3 I thought it was a good idea at the time
ff2423a9cd52 654bbc9c2f25 ...monsters from the id...
8a7b9e8b98e3 8828788976ac ▒☺▒
1ca7183e5899 3f6ca5506d41 get your ass to mars
b4180a0e26a2 8c14620c97ab #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
9a527ff09b4c 379ea8975719 My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
15d497a292b9 85e0c52e34c9 At that moment, something snapped.
cfdd0d4aab06 1517d1c49c37 do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
fc5f56150d65 7b6d6ac883c8 How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
6ecbb2c4fc32 cd4373c68bb4 A delicate pear
9c3dfce9793f 557c339bd830 And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
5122a2ac52c4 3e378fe3e0a5 no one ever suspected the shovel
1a393a978bbf 61e1d3187ec4 I say: nuts to that!
48317a947196 79463e5aed81 Help! HELP! I need an adult
4c5c507de081 3f4cb185b4aa my friend posing while a plane flies by
56ea4e7762ce fe4cc0126964 they had no idea the damage they had done
b34ff3a210c9 b6cd35e6beab THE BEES!!!!!
bf0fc77da54c a40295449b86 Walrus!
5a04cbdd5c5e dfd278a3889b Thorax Cluster
d719c6795cd2 542298d741b7 Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
c3d2c11e9584 51bc9c2d18f8 A job so boring a bird could do it
56c5496fc65c efdc4ed8a11e Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
41c9d9b977d7 9518a7177d7f New false color imagery from mars curiousity
7ca2fbc34869 57498405462f what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
bbdd46eb7bf8 5e3a6f0a97df picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
aa9364a4042b c3595c6146c3 got to meet with charlie sheen
de574236887a bb8cf07016d9 Aesthetic.
e9a4df774888 01ce84c015b0 Guys, this picture is awful
74a583d5694b 892bc2bbd3e6 The answer is blowing in the wind...
80db6e09d335 ba12456cb80d When in doubt, just blow on it!
3b8f19a5d64b cb75a888b3f1 Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
bbf09b4f6f56 98fc754ed92b The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
3b73a13fb6df 2999e093cf0e The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
dc691018bf42 5e248b165c6c Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
f7a296ddbf2f cac3bd57f24c Get that camera out of my face!
535ad6cc60e9 a7c35dac0e8e Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
999822ddda9f 98d4e0fa74a6 Copernicus: The early years
50aff49efd80 aa40d23c63f2 Still no martians
887db5342a55 295ba903b9f0 I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
0098f5a52034 212085ad2af5 The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
84fe01e8dc95 22ca9362bda8 I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
b17d326052ab 3a01b14401e1 So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
c63b5a5258c2 502e98256e3a All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
408d02b1077f 2a1f33aed846 I CHOOSE YOU!
7a8efc6115f3 09ca4e467013 #notallmen
e951c74f2700 8c3f74a1ba7a day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
0c951e3b23ca 15e0a09ec3a5 welcome to Argentina
04ef95e1aaac a30345528883 you're not as good at this as you think you are.
1a3130b3bce1 3303a3961e6c I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
cd8edeb5eec4 f28bfae2260b not sure whether or not to tip him
08408171acf0 f8be09fdfea1 Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
765272df7f76 e2dffdd62ace Brittish think tank
c24bcd754bc7 4aeeb94908ca #Long_Exposure
981d9d4b0929 360ff8e387e3 Where do I plug this in?
586352c82766 fe82a33ffaa3 Where do I plug this in?
0b1fcecd1fb3 a7c35dac0e8e Time time time time
e32aedda057b 92333070570d FUCK NOT AGAIN
64cfdbede617 96d63024371a new member of the family
60eb20446336 0bdeb119f6e0 man it's hot today
77ef48b05bb9 c4752ceae387 Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
dd157d5d9c5e e2e1a1cc4c97 Ramen is squishy and soft
31add2d79475 233c927fcb31 The dark helps me see in the carrots
0f5e2c7df1c2 672ef33f2dd2 captcha: Enter picture description
469ba81311ce 9c311536d1a4 thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
09983145631c 38b111244701 Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
367e16dac83a 77ed0a75923a 'Murica, hell yeah!
ad10acb37bfc b18f4833dfc9 Life is a matter of perspective, really.
db492dc752e1 2c13fb98dd2f Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
6228bc7e3d79 24039adfde43 Whale Selfie!
f416c12e1001 3edb0cf4af16 breakfast in 'merica
c345e496684f f565581780cd I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
cf3fd76b47c4 fde50ce0de4a I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
4c99514db9d3 83aee66830ba Pac-man's missing piece
171967c6726b 4c487298214a Danger: low clearance
8ad9c0b65129 4b18d3d276c6 The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
4b7971d885dd 9132fcca1e40 every breath you take, every move you make
01245fc291e6 83aee66830ba Picked this up at the thrift shop
80dc6da635e3 13e7f7b6f27d PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
d22c5153047f fe2099a3d7da best snowman ever!
6589d713d37f f23b28dce404 #Long_Exposure
e3fbae1c060e 05f68e495551 i think it's working now, ask me anything
99b28b5a3c59 8b6278674dd8 Max gentleman
ee96c2d97c20 0eb151241b5b The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
8196a3c5a411 ea70881bd416 Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
5d8ec3412c84 7aff78b9668c Who's that Pokémon?
bf50411c965d 721fde3c43af All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
09d4da5d0848 991f9cbfe479 Worst roomMate Ever
a14bb8168add eda21a85ca77 photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
c804e22caf4b 4f7177764f53 Bird seed companies HATE him
1d71da11a2ab 971c2d33c5fb Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
9dd9156198d2 22540389e125 The hills are alive!
f45c2cfd3aff 14b3597bc0b4 What are you, a dictionary?
97bf3201b39c 23a479acc2e4 This elevator has no 'down'!
d8be12fe6b93 9f4960cfd90f the only people for me are the mad ones
b4a2bd3187c4 4a05b122a05d I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
dec80a710c27 0f3b58223a06 i donna think it means what you think it means
8b537eeffc68 0a925e516dfd Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
5ad471dc671b 33ace19cf756 my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
57aa0112b35a 2b2caabfe097 MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
8c14997681bc 9edb74dc8efa Take my money!
93617a500ebc 2e3dccfd295e Why potato why?
221f622007d4 909d705e6e2a An eight-stringed octopus?
1975b480a68c fd45299fc6cf Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
0bf629be6bb2 79dade814f0e I immediately regret eating that
6874c6f515d9 7b8dd1fa9b09 someone take this banana off my face
48ad55e2eaf4 f7ef871ae43b ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
c8fcfc898558 60cd9ebbef56 straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
a8df799a42ba b6679d70703d I'll never fit in!
b05b4331a621 023c6bdfcfd4 THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
2c60229b60f0 c5fb86da0605 i hate you. die in a fire.
2a278d2b152e 15e0a09ec3a5 if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
276e510d7187 1834cd25085e The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
197a9434b800 dec3accb53be the dark side of the moon, amirite?
36a1fe4bb358 28241826b9bd so much for your "Democracy"
ab369cb8d4b8 d097dc8ab169 George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
dc30f2640027 7fec1582cad0 proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
7d610491b038 77e3f2fbd5ad Copernicus: The early years
0490029a63e2 a1fffc52f48c Just not myself today.
f7753aea95bb 14053e865b0a Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
b6504e86ce88 b92aeeeed247 Another one bites the dust
30d77f05dece 48f44fdc4a98 i'm so funny and original
a37015af0c94 c1b63cd5b99b Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
a1b9626dc791 4a70b4d650f6 The one true way
029467ea706b 09ba72e7bfe7 Note 2: Use a frozen potato
c542bd7c9f94 d7b2b76fdd04 and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
5325944d404d ee4ae89cd080 our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
2a24b82adf10 0bdeb119f6e0 Just another standard morning coffee
8c9f01ed9aab c9202b124ccf the rest is darkness and decay
b1bf4d0a483f a75a2c284bd1 H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
a62666a5a704 6894d4b327f3 look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
ec9f606cc542 203bd0707528 Gotta catch em all.
f32c9e3ff9f2 5303e2f6e8b0 Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
7212b1d2e71e f8dbccef9e21 keep on truckin...
e3eaa981d020 abaa739cc985 i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
6f9abf88542f f6298c1c3134 i don't even remember taking this pic!
15cfce41b3f7 37087ed65a51 Homo helicopteris captured in bali
e0c0fc8f0974 7c25ce7a02e4 Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
7eb56cd631de 7b6d6ac883c8 this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
ec22fa701bae e45ce7bb2e95 This is exactly what you think it is
0ba328ca41b2 097417f82396 Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
b2055ce87e65 8676e54b93d9 I 'M out of the acorn
a910d0e67736 01b4a4a15226 New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
69706553e833 9a13a2c126dd Oh God! It's happening again!
fb57fcc0e679 147c94f77bfe Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
6eba28780318 cca33f6e1445 Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
2c5fa131bcfe 5478015d1184 in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
d765651371b5 d2535e89e433 My roomba is slower than normal
5d10108d4a3e 6d1126291656 Attracted to black holes, HELP!
781813c8010f 62e84e525fed SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
9fe8be31eb00 b6534ec9a50b It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
7489143488f1 e302410146b2 I broke the etch & sketch
7e4a579e0d2c 5e248b165c6c Bonehenge
73eaf524eaa8 74ad6d008b46 I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
d5dfa3564db3 58ee3a017008 I'd call this experiment a success.
e64ccc51a58a 0d234ec67c43 Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
06b6a332dea8 e21406b7151b does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
75a3dbc514f9 d7b2b76fdd04 This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
145bce52769a 5dabbc0d204e Freedom in a nutshell.
b3e9d2eb74fb dcb43a4fed87 I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
f3d156b7a9b0 a6ce92184aac When he keeps trying to talk to you...
fa84de97553b f39499924378 Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
a3c212554a5e 92812705ada0 Robert'); Drop Table students;--
73353c9733e0 379ea8975719 #Canadian internet #price gouging
2f5de972e210 9f252e164423 Stupid Bird!
22837009f52f a0a0157f5ab6 Welp, there's your problem
4a939501e71a 2cd492f68159 found this at a novelty store
5aba5cb2a54d 4b06a0167e25 These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
9eefdb51464c 6dd99ea7d04d This song describes me perfectly
50c84d13aac2 cb9525b45a5d Look man, it's never gonna happen
5f9a4e097401 5887b2af9571 tHis is not what i was looking for
3a1e74ccb805 7674ce347621 Who wants an omelette?
2a74053f680d 42c543846428 Oh god is it still following me?
56d5cb693591 47f2f37822e2 The Moon Will Eat What it will
890eab9442fd b15624b39699 Stop! Hammer time!