1506: xkcloud/Transcript

Help! We lost the picture

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Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!

Reason for data loss: [Here follows a text which is a random reason taken from Randall's (or others?) input. See examples below)]

[Below is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc. Next to the picture is a random user name (the picture can be used for several user names)]

Reason for data loss

Sentence	Explanation
OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START	(This sentence contains + sings but the wiki table doesn't like that.)
AOL window in front of Netscape window
Baby ur much 2 fast
butter overflow	butter instead of buffer
CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
data too big
Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
electrons too big, stuck in wafer
ethics in journalism
files overwritten with more interesting content
friday squid blogging
guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
GSM filter change required
helvetica scenario
illegal carrot detected in mail queue	carrot instead of caret
insufficient smoke for current mirror array
lp0 on fire	lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
mean connection time exceeded
microwave running
nanobots in the water
oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
out of electrons
overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
qubit indeterminate
RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
server fell in ocean
server room haunted
Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)	similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
spin number must be of the form n/2
spontaneous splinal dereticulation
SQL ejection	ejection instead of injection
temporal paradox
the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.	Ubuntu is open source and does not require a license, so this kind if message would never happen.
This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
user put spaces/vowels in filename
UTF-31 decode error	UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

User names

• Paul1957
• Aidan2
• Marie3
• Lord Mondegreen

Our policy regarding your personal data:

• Please stop sending us your personal data
• We are running out of places to put it
• Is this even yours?
• Does anyone recognize whose data this is?
• Oh jeez never mind here comes more data
• Why are you doing this
• Please stop
• Help

This page allows users to submit entries to the "xkcloud", which has other images (drawn by other people? Someone confirm) to vote on, or "Draw Your Own" image options.

There is also a variant in which one creates text to go with an image.

xkcloud has "Like" buttons, similar to those on Facebook, but with random alternative text. Examples include:

• covet
• like-like
• yearn