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:2017 - Intercepting fireworks with drones
 
:2017 - Intercepting fireworks with drones
 
:2018 - Competitions to hit drones with fireworks
 
:2018 - Competitions to hit drones with fireworks
:2019 - Teams compete to shot down each other's firework-armed drones
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:2019 - Teams compete to shoot down each other's firework-armed drones
 
:2020 - Sentient firework-armed drones overthrow humans
 
:2020 - Sentient firework-armed drones overthrow humans
 
:2021 - Drones celebrate independence day
 
:2021 - Drones celebrate independence day
  
 
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Revision as of 15:33, 3 July 2017

4th of July
Strangely, they still celebrate by eating hot dogs. Since they don't have mouths, they just kinda toss them in the air and let them fall back down into their propeller blades. It's pretty messy.
Title text: Strangely, they still celebrate by eating hot dogs. Since they don't have mouths, they just kinda toss them in the air and let them fall back down into their propeller blades. It's pretty messy.

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[One single panel is shown. The header reads:]
4th of July activities
2014 - Watching fireworks
2015 - Watching fireworks from drones
2016 - Flying drones through fireworks
2017 - Intercepting fireworks with drones
2018 - Competitions to hit drones with fireworks
2019 - Teams compete to shoot down each other's firework-armed drones
2020 - Sentient firework-armed drones overthrow humans
2021 - Drones celebrate independence day


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Discussion

Hmm. I would personally switch 2017 goal with 2018. But in the meantime, I'm going to practice my armor-polishing skills so that my future master will treat me well. 162.158.74.33 15:46, 3 July 2017 (UTC) SiliconWolf

Drones don't have armor. At least not yet. -- Hkmaly (talk) 00:17, 7 July 2017 (UTC)

Added an initial description, definitely needs work though. Hopefully it covers the bases for readers not aware of Independence day celebration in the US Bpendragon (talk) 17:32, 3 July 2017 (UTC)

A far as hitting drones with fireworks, fireworks cannot be controlled once launched and air currents (especially if there are drones in the vicinity) would make the fireworks' trajectories unpredictable.

Intercepting fireworks with drones would require precise control of the drone. The Dining Logician (talk) 17:45, 3 July 2017 (UTC)

"fireworks cannot be controlled once launched" .. I think people can fix that if sufficiently motivated ;-) Zmatt (talk) 08:11, 5 July 2017 (UTC)
If it can be controlled, it's usually called missile, not firework. Although I suppose you can make a decent fireworks with MIRVs. -- Hkmaly (talk) 00:17, 7 July 2017 (UTC)
Or make the fireworks drones (Sacramento Bee, Intel world record attempt) Elvenivle (talk) 17:49, 2 November 2018 (UTC)

I don't understand the title text, I understand the first part, but the second part had me confused.Xkcdreader52 (talk) 06:55, 5 July 2017 (UTC)

It's pretty messy.--Dgbrt (talk) 14:24, 5 July 2017 (UTC)
There's also Nathan's Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest on July 4 each year - which also gets pretty messy, with contestants eating over 70 hot dogs with buns in just 10 minutes.108.162.238.179 12:39, 7 July 2017 (UTC)
Thanks so much for the explanation! I didn't read it properly I guess. Boeing-787lover 13:18, 7 July 2017 (UTC)

All hail our new drone overlords, who took over yesterday. 188.114.102.48 11:19, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

Praise the drones! Ser igel (talk) 07:26, 29 October 2020 (UTC)

So apparently 2 days ago was Drone Independence Day. Considering the pandemic, how apropos. :) NiceGuy1 (talk) 21:58, 6 July 2021 (UTC)