236: Collecting Double-Takes
|Collecting Double Takes|
Title text: Fun Game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.
By standing in a produce aisle with a tube of K-Y Jelly in his hand and considering what produce to buy (between bananas, apples, oranges and zuchinis, and doubtless many more offscreen), Cueball is allowing other people to believe he plans to use that produce item to pleasure himself via anal sex. K-Y Jelly is most commonly used as a sexual lubricant.
Cueball is probably not actually planning on doing this, but he loves to see the look on people's faces; hence, he's collecting double-takes.
In the title text, he says he likes to play a game of "freak out the cashier using two items". Coat hangers can be used to perform do-it-yourself abortions.
- [Cueball is standing in the middle of the produce aisle in a supermarket, holding a tube of K-Y Jelly in one hand, the other on his chin. The signs read "Bananas" "Apples" "Oranges" and "Zucchini" from left to right.]
- MY HOBBY: Standing in the supermarket's produce section holding a tube of K-Y Jelly, looking contemplative.
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