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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[A scene is depicted from the Battle Room of the novel Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. The men are floating in a room with random cubes.]
 
:[A scene is depicted from the Battle Room of the novel Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. The men are floating in a room with random cubes.]
:Dink: Sorry, Ender — seems like there were some system crashes. The battle's gotta be cut short.
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:Dink: Sorry, Ender seems like there were some system crashes. The battle's gotta be cut short.
 
:Ender: The lasers still work.
 
:Ender: The lasers still work.
 
:Dink: Yeah, but the enemy's gate is down.
 
:Dink: Yeah, but the enemy's gate is down.

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Battle Room
Bean actually sabotaged it just to give Dink the excuse to make that joke.
Title text: Bean actually sabotaged it just to give Dink the excuse to make that joke.

Explanation

The book Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card is about Ender Wiggin, a boy of above-average-intelligence which means he is recruited to be trained to be one of the commander's of Earth's "Defense" Fleet should the Buggers invade again (future books renamed the Buggers to the Formics, to be more politically correct, and also the British consider Bugger to be a swear word). Ender is taken to a space school called Battle School. At the center of Battle School is the Battle Room, that all the training revolves (literally and figuratively) around.

The Battle room is described as a hollow perfect cube. "Stars" (smaller cubes) can be pulled from the walls (without changing the shape, more stars come in to fill the space where the old one was) and can be used as obstacles in the Battle Room as they will remain absolutely stationary, no matter what force is exerted on them. There is no gravity in the Battle Room. Most squads entering the Battle Room keep their orientation from the hallway (gravity in the hallway dictates where "down" is in the Room). Ender realizes that because the room is a perfect cube, and that even the entrances, called "gates", are perfect squares and do not give any hint about which direction is up or down, that keeping that orientation is useless. He instructs his squad to orient so that the enemy's gate is down, thus presenting a smaller target.

The joke here, however, is that the enemy's gate is "down", as in broken.

Transcript

[A scene is depicted from the Battle Room of the novel Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. The men are floating in a room with random cubes.]
Dink: Sorry, Ender — seems like there were some system crashes. The battle's gotta be cut short.
Ender: The lasers still work.
Dink: Yeah, but the enemy's gate is down.


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Discussion

Should there be some sort of spoiler tag at the top of this explanation? NixillUmbreon (talk) 08:20, 4 February 2014 (UTC)

That's not really a spoiler 199.27.133.28 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

^ you learn those things in the first few chapters. 162.158.126.230 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

"I think Card would be unpleased with Bean's antics." 162.158.74.225 20:25, 19 December 2016 (UTC) Ender's Game: The Movie That Shows How Being Politically Correct Can Screw a Movie Up

Also, it's revealed in the Bean books that Bean had actually already hacked into the school's computer system, so it makes sense that he's the one that sabotaged the gate

"[...]a boy of above-average intelligence, which means he is recruited to be trained to be one of the commanders of Earth's "Defense" Fleet[...]" I never read the books, but does this mean a) that about half the boys get recruited to be commanders? or b) is the setting using a distribution of intelligence, which puts the average (arithmetic) far away from the median? Or is c) average here something else but the aritmetic middle? Or is it d) supposed to mean "far above-average"? The current explanation leaves an (average) reader who never heard of Enders game truly confused about this.--Lupo (talk) 14:00, 3 March 2020 (UTC)

Lupo - the correct answer is debatable. it seems that the explanation might be talking about slightly above the rest at the station, as in above average among geniuses.

if not, the correct answer is d. --naveh 23:17, 3 February 2021 (GMT+2)

Thanks for the clarification :) how sure are you about it? should we put it to the explanation? --Lupo (talk) 09:55, 4 February 2021 (UTC)

Hi guys!172.69.69.250 22:21, 26 April 2022 (UTC)