280: Librarians

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Librarians
Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though.
Title text: Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though.

Explanation

Cueball tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a hardcover book.

Transcript

{Advantages to dating librarians}
Librarian: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.
Boyfriend: Oh yeah?
[Reaching inside paper bag.]
Boyfriend: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!
[Holds book in hands]
Librarian Girlfriend: You wouldn't.
[The book is twisted and crinkled.]
<<crinkle>>
<<creak>>
[Librarian Girlfriend twitches.]
<<crack>>
[The book's spine is broken]
Librarian Girlfriend: OKAY! You win!


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Discussion

Berserk Button: <<ON>>Boeing-787lover 07:44, 23 June 2018 (UTC) -- Xkcdreader52 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

...wah? —Kazvorpal (talk) 15:46, 1 November 2019 (UTC)