280: Librarians
Librarians |
Title text: Don't expect any leniencies on late fees, though. |
Explanation
Cueball tortures his girlfriend which is librarian, ie a book-lover person, by damaging books, for example here by opening too much a hardcover book.
Transcript
- {Advantages to dating librarians}
- Librarian: We're stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that's final.
- Boyfriend: Oh yeah?
- [Reaching inside paper bag.]
- Boyfriend: Hey, look, it's a new hardback book!
- [Holds book in hands]
- Librarian Girlfriend: You wouldn't.
- [The book is twisted and crinkled.]
- <<crinkle>>
- <<creak>>
- [Librarian Girlfriend twitches.]
- <<crack>>
- [The book's spine is broken]
- Librarian Girlfriend: OKAY! You win!
Discussion
Berserk Button: <<ON>>Boeing-787lover 07:44, 23 June 2018 (UTC) -- Xkcdreader52 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)