Title text: 'I don't know, why is your beret staying on your head?' 'Staples.'
Here, Beret Guy is referring to the process of childbirth. Put in the way he mentions said process, the fact that the figure came into this world in such a fashion would be very deflating.
The title text says that the reason why Beret Guy's hat stays of his head, even when upside down (in which gravity would make the hat fall out) is due to Beret Guy's stapling the beret on his head. Such a process is strange and painful, but Beret Guy does not seem to get bothered by foreign objects being lodged in his head.
- [Figure with beret swinging upside-down from tree branch to figure walking by:]
- You were once shoved headfirst through someone's vagina. Why are you acting so dignified?