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Simply writing the source code is not sufficient. You have to {{w|Compiler|compile}} this, turning it into {{w|executable}} files. At large projects, this will take a long time. Depending on the power of the computer it could be more than one hour. As of 2013, the {{w|Linux Kernel}} contains over 15 million lines of code, a hard job for the compiler.
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Computer programming involves writing instructions for a computer to follow, in a specific {{w|programming language}}, which is largely human readable and writable, at least to programmers who understand that language.  However, for the computers to follow instructions, they need to be given {{w|machine code}} the actual "language" that computers "speak" and one that ''can'' be written directly with the correct tools, but would be too tedious and error-prone for just about any practical modern project where alternatives exist, where anything more than a {{w|%22Hello,_World!%22_program|Hello World}} could be awkward to implement straight into machine-code.
  
In general, programming languages are implemented in two ways: interpreters and compilers. Interpreters convert the code at the time when it is currently running ({{w|PHP}} is only one example), but compilers convert the source code all at once into executable files. After compiling, the resulting code will run much faster than interpreted code, since it has already all been translated into the proper binary language. But compiling code can be a long task, including to fix some {{w|syntax error|syntax errors}}. Cueball does not care about this so far, because he is only waiting for a slow machine to finish its job.
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Conversion from the more conveniently human-writable code into {{w|computer-executable files}} is performed by {{w|Interpreter_(computing)|interpreters}} or {{w|compilers}}. Interpreters (e.g. that for {{w|PHP}} for one example) generally read through the code, or script, each line at a time as and when required, and has to do a lot of work with various processing overheads and the risk of hitting an invalid instruction or mistake in syntax that it can't handle. It also requires that a relevent version of the interpreter exist on any machine that has to run the script and perhaps some additional knowledge by the end-user.
  
In the title text, Cueball admits that he did steal LCD displays, but only because he had to wait for the compiler.
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For widely distributed (and especially commercial) programs, some form of compilation will instead be used.  Compiling may have just one computer system read through the man-written code and (barring errors) produces the equivalent stand-alone and direct machine-readable code, suitable for a given range of computers.  This process might involve several passes to check for 'obvious' errors in the code, as well as converting some programming concepts that are easiest for humans to understand into equivalent concepts that may be far easier for the computer to work with.
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As such, compiling takes a certain amount of time at the time of production.  Depending on the size of the project and the power of the computer doing the compilation, it may measure in hours, but at least only needs to be repeated if an untrapped error needs fixing or additional features added in at a later date.  As of 2015 the {{w|Linux Kernel}} contains over 19 million lines of code, arguably a massive job for any compiler, but if done correctly it saves time for all the people who will ultimately be using its output.
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Thus, when Cueball is caught wasting time at work, he argues that such activities are not worse than any other possible ones, at this moment.  If his job writing code and compiling it, then there may be nothing else that he ''can'' do right now.  He cannot usefully tweak the code before it finishes compiling and the expected result checked.
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The title text takes this a step further.  Cueball claims that ''all'' activities are equally benign while the code is compiling — and that includes committing illegal acts, such as stealing {{w|LCD}}s.
  
 
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:The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: “My code's compiling.
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:The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: "My code's compiling."
 
:[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]
 
:[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]
 
:Manager: Hey! Get back to work!
 
:Manager: Hey! Get back to work!
 
:Cueball: Compiling!
 
:Cueball: Compiling!
 
:Manager: Oh. Carry on.
 
:Manager: Oh. Carry on.
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Revision as of 17:49, 17 February 2016

Compiling
'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'
Title text: 'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'

Explanation

Computer programming involves writing instructions for a computer to follow, in a specific programming language, which is largely human readable and writable, at least to programmers who understand that language. However, for the computers to follow instructions, they need to be given machine code — the actual "language" that computers "speak" and one that can be written directly with the correct tools, but would be too tedious and error-prone for just about any practical modern project where alternatives exist, where anything more than a Hello World could be awkward to implement straight into machine-code.

Conversion from the more conveniently human-writable code into computer-executable files is performed by interpreters or compilers. Interpreters (e.g. that for PHP for one example) generally read through the code, or script, each line at a time as and when required, and has to do a lot of work with various processing overheads and the risk of hitting an invalid instruction or mistake in syntax that it can't handle. It also requires that a relevent version of the interpreter exist on any machine that has to run the script and perhaps some additional knowledge by the end-user.

For widely distributed (and especially commercial) programs, some form of compilation will instead be used. Compiling may have just one computer system read through the man-written code and (barring errors) produces the equivalent stand-alone and direct machine-readable code, suitable for a given range of computers. This process might involve several passes to check for 'obvious' errors in the code, as well as converting some programming concepts that are easiest for humans to understand into equivalent concepts that may be far easier for the computer to work with.

As such, compiling takes a certain amount of time at the time of production. Depending on the size of the project and the power of the computer doing the compilation, it may measure in hours, but at least only needs to be repeated if an untrapped error needs fixing or additional features added in at a later date. As of 2015 the Linux Kernel contains over 19 million lines of code, arguably a massive job for any compiler, but if done correctly it saves time for all the people who will ultimately be using its output.

Thus, when Cueball is caught wasting time at work, he argues that such activities are not worse than any other possible ones, at this moment. If his job writing code and compiling it, then there may be nothing else that he can do right now. He cannot usefully tweak the code before it finishes compiling and the expected result checked.

The title text takes this a step further. Cueball claims that all activities are equally benign while the code is compiling — and that includes committing illegal acts, such as stealing LCDs.

Transcript

The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: "My code's compiling."
[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]
Manager: Hey! Get back to work!
Cueball: Compiling!
Manager: Oh. Carry on.


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Discussion

I was sooo amused when I heard about the most common error report when Delphi was released to the linux platform: "the compile button doesn't do anything"...

The "fix" was to introduce a checkbox that defaulted to not close the compile window once complete :-)

For being so open-sourced they are quite close-minded ;-)

Usually interpreters don't create any code but use the source language as instructions to the interpreter. The situation is complicated by the existence of compilers which compile to an intermediate code (Java byte code for example), then compile the byte code to machine code.

Jstout (talk) 21:54, 13 December 2013 (UTC) 141.101.81.4 07:04, 10 November 2013 (UTC)Nicklas

(In response to the JavaByte thing, whoever said that) I just revamped the explanation (because it looked like two different explanations mashed together). Now it's not repetitious, but longer than I had intended it to be. It would have been even longer had I gone into Java, so I left that out. However, I would say that Java (human writable) source code is 'compiled' into Javabyte code, which is then 'interpretted' by the Java Engine on the end-user's machine. But the original compilation puts it in an easier-to-interpret form than any human-written version would be, even whilst being still flexible across differing platforms. However, it can be a fuzzy line, these days, what exactly does what. YMMV. 141.101.99.114 00:30, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

"Liquid Crystal Display Displays" This bothers me. 173.245.55.85 19:59, 13 March 2014 (UTC)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome -- Wesha (talk) 19:36, 11 May 2015 (UTC)

Made it into a wiki link and removed Displays. Kynde (talk) 20:10, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

must admit back when i was in high school learning how to code i played minesweeper and when the teacher passed by i said "it's compiling!" An user who has no account yet (talk) 15:49, 5 September 2023 (UTC)