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This comic is a comment on the difficulty of installing {{w|OpenBSD}}, which is taken to ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme levels, where Cueball and Megan somehow ''literally'' end up in deep water over the installation. OpenBSD is an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} which, like some other Unix variants, is often regarded as difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.
 
This comic is a comment on the difficulty of installing {{w|OpenBSD}}, which is taken to ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme levels, where Cueball and Megan somehow ''literally'' end up in deep water over the installation. OpenBSD is an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} which, like some other Unix variants, is often regarded as difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.

Revision as of 22:50, 20 December 2013

Success
40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.
Title text: 40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.

Explanation

Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: It's not just a comment on BSD, it only uses BSD to illustrate how standards can quickly slip
If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks.

This comic is a comment on the difficulty of installing OpenBSD, which is taken to ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme levels, where Cueball and Megan somehow literally end up in deep water over the installation. OpenBSD is an open source Unix operating system which, like some other Unix variants, is often regarded as difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.

It segues into this joke using the framework of a project that's fallen victim to poor preparedness, time management, and care. Managers of such projects have a tendency to cut corners and eliminate requirements formerly thought to be essential, just to ship the project and be able to report it as a success.

The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was ""Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!"; this was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!".

Transcript

As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
0 hours
[Megan looking at man working on the computer.]
Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
6 hours
[Cueball on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]
Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
10 hours
[Cueball standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]
Cueball: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
24 hours
[Cueball and Megan swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]
Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
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Discussion

There is nothing in the comic about project management. The only point is that we start out assuming total success, then just hope we don't actually end up in a worse position, then that there is at least one working computer on the premises, and finally just by hoping to survive. The is purely a comment, taken to extremes, on the most likely result of an interaction with man and machine. As the 'incomplete' tag indicates, the BSD upgrade is just used as an example. The comic is not attempting to advocate for better project planning, no matter what anybody may think. 108.162.219.223 18:45, 14 January 2014 (UTC)

What's incomplete about this explanation? It seems pretty thorough to me. 199.27.128.136Evan
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