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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
This comic is a comment on the difficulty of installing {{w|OpenBSD}}, which is taken to ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme levels, where Cueball and Megan somehow ''literally'' end up in deep water over the installation. OpenBSD is an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} which, like some other Unix variants, is often regarded as difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.
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This comic refers to a common experience in which attempts to improve or change something can get you into even worse trouble, and where just getting back to the state at which you started becomes an arduous or even impossible task. Here, this idea is taken to a ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme level, where the attempt to install an operating system snowballs into ever more complicated problems, resulting in Cueball and Megan somehow literally getting themselves in deep water.
  
It segues into this joke using the framework of a project that's fallen victim to poor preparedness, time management, and care. Managers of such projects have a tendency to cut corners and eliminate requirements formerly thought to be essential, just to ship the project and be able to report it as a success.
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The OS they are trying to install is {{w|OpenBSD}}, an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} which, like some other Unix variants, is notoriously difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.
  
The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was ""Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!"; this was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!".
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The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was "Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!" This was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!" That their only standing security issue would be shark attacks is effectively an acknowledgement that any attempts to install the OS will only lead to getting stranded in the middle of the ocean.
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This comic was referenced later in [[1350: Lorenz]].
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
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:As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
 
 
0 hours
 
:[Woman looking at man working on the computer.]
 
:Man: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
 
  
6 hours
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:0 hours
:[Man on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]
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::[Megan looking at Cueball working on the computer.]
:Man: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
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::Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
  
10 hours
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:6 hours
:[Man standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]
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::[Cueball on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]
:Man: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
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::Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
  
24 hours
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:10 hours
:[Man and woman swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]
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::[Cueball standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]
:Man: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
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::Cueball: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
:Woman: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
 
  
{{comic discussion}}
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:24 hours
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::[Cueball and Megan swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]
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::Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
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::Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
  
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{{comic discussion}}
 
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
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Revision as of 23:49, 6 April 2014

Success
40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.
Title text: 40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue.

Explanation

This comic refers to a common experience in which attempts to improve or change something can get you into even worse trouble, and where just getting back to the state at which you started becomes an arduous or even impossible task. Here, this idea is taken to a ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme level, where the attempt to install an operating system snowballs into ever more complicated problems, resulting in Cueball and Megan somehow literally getting themselves in deep water.

The OS they are trying to install is OpenBSD, an open source Unix operating system which, like some other Unix variants, is notoriously difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.

The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was "Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!" This was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!" That their only standing security issue would be shark attacks is effectively an acknowledgement that any attempts to install the OS will only lead to getting stranded in the middle of the ocean.

This comic was referenced later in 1350: Lorenz.

Transcript

As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
0 hours
[Megan looking at Cueball working on the computer.]
Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
6 hours
[Cueball on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]
Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
10 hours
[Cueball standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]
Cueball: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
24 hours
[Cueball and Megan swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]
Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.


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Discussion

There is nothing in the comic about project management. The only point is that we start out assuming total success, then just hope we don't actually end up in a worse position, then that there is at least one working computer on the premises, and finally just by hoping to survive. The is purely a comment, taken to extremes, on the most likely result of an interaction with man and machine. As the 'incomplete' tag indicates, the BSD upgrade is just used as an example. The comic is not attempting to advocate for better project planning, no matter what anybody may think. 108.162.219.223 18:45, 14 January 2014 (UTC)

What's incomplete about this explanation? It seems pretty thorough to me. 199.27.128.136Evan

I find it funny that Megan says: "If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again", implying that he would be allowed to if he dies, somehow.141.101.64.41 16:16, 7 March 2015 (UTC)

It does not imply he would be allowed to if he dies. This is just how that phrase is commonly worded. The trope generally follows the form: "If we make it out of here alive, ________ never/ever again." -- Flewk (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I think that's an example of denying the antecedent. 108.162.212.227 17:43, 8 November 2017 (UTC)

Just wanted to point out that it doesn't say OpenBSD in the comic (which is implied in the explanation), just BSD, and if it did reference OpenBSD then another part of the explanation would be wrong (comic #518 mentions FreeBSD). 188.114.99.41 14:00, 8 March 2015 (UTC)

Read the title text. 108.162.210.187 22:31, 29 July 2015 (UTC)

What are the odds of sharks actually attacking them? 108.162.212.227 17:43, 8 November 2017 (UTC)

The odds are zero, sharks don't attack people, that is a myth. I've swum with sharks hundreds of times and they are very shy creatures, easily startled. "Jaws" is NOT a documentary! --The Cat Lady (talk) 11:09, 14 August 2021 (UTC)
we do not have enough data to form even a cogent guess. Most importantly, where are they? 172.69.33.149 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
The trees look like they might be in a coniferous forest, meaning that they're somewhere in the lower latitudes of North America, Europe, or Asia. -- Geography rulez (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)