362: Blade Runner

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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
Guy one in watching a dvd he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). Guy 2 seems intent to ruin it for him.
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Cueball is watching a DVD he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). His friend seems intent to ruin it for him.
  
Blade Runner, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah later became know for playing light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. Full House and New York Minute are a TV series and a Romantic film featureing the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. Guy 1 will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.
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{{w|Blade Runner}}, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah later became known for acting in light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. {{w|Full House}} is a TV series and {{w|New York Minute}} is a romantic film featuring the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. [[Cueball]] will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.
  
 
The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.
 
The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
Guy 1: What DVD is this?
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:Cueball: What DVD is this?
 
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:Friend: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.
Guy 2: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.
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:Cueball: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?
 
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:Friend: Ye- What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80's sci-fi classic!
Guy 1: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?
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:Cueball: Huh. I didn't know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.
 
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:Friend: ... they don't.
Guy 2: Ye- What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80's sci-fi classic!
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:Cueball: So is Ashely the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.
 
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:Friend: Neither! They're not in this movie!
Guy 1: Huh. I didn't know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.
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:Cueball: Then who is?
 
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:Friend: Daryl Hannah!
Guy 2: ... they don't.
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:Cueball: I liked her in Full House.
 
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:Friend: I hate you.
Guy 1: So is Ashely the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.
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:Cueball: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.
 
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Guy 2: Neither! They're not in this movie!
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Guy 1: Then who is?
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Guy 2: Daryl Hannah!
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Guy 1: I liked her in Full House.
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Guy 2: I hate you.
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Guy 1: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]

Revision as of 13:16, 24 February 2013

Blade Runner
Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow.
Title text: Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow.

Explanation

Cueball is watching a DVD he got for Christmas (the comic is set on Boxing day). His friend seems intent to ruin it for him.

Blade Runner, a science fiction movie featuring Harrison Ford. One of the principal characters is played by Daryl Hannah. Hannah later became known for acting in light hearted Rom-com films, such as "Splash" (in which she is a mermaid) similar to the type of films that the Olsen twins are known for, and Hannah does look similar to the Olsens. Full House is a TV series and New York Minute is a romantic film featuring the Olsens. Hannah's character in Blade Runner (a homicidal sex robot) is a marked departure from this type of role. Cueball will now probably watch the rest of the movie thinking about Olsen movies.

The title text is a common comment on the film. It is not paced like most Sci-fi movies.

Transcript

Cueball: What DVD is this?
Friend: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.
Cueball: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?
Friend: Ye- What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80's sci-fi classic!
Cueball: Huh. I didn't know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.
Friend: ... they don't.
Cueball: So is Ashely the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.
Friend: Neither! They're not in this movie!
Cueball: Then who is?
Friend: Daryl Hannah!
Cueball: I liked her in Full House.
Friend: I hate you.
Cueball: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.
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Discussion

In the explanation the DVD-owner is refered to as cueball, however in the transcript they are the friend, is this just a mix-up or...--173.245.52.206 06:10, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
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