377: Journal 2

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Journal 2
That's my hat! You took my hat!
Title text: That's my hat! You took my hat!

Explanation

This comic is a direct sequel to xkcd 374: Journal, where Black Hat discusses his plan exactly as Danish describes it here.

Danish proves she is equal — or even better (worse?) — to Black Hat. Her claim that Black Hat will never see her again proves false in xkcd 405: Journal 3, however.

Transcript

[Hatguy and a girl are sitting in a train across from each other. Hatguy is writing in a journal.]

Hatguy: <<blush>>

Girl: I see what you did there.

[Girl stands up.]

Girl: You were trying to open me up so you could hurt my feelings.

Girl: You like to hurt people.

[Girl walks closer.]

Girl: Well, I like to hurt people too. And you know what?

[Girl is in Hatguy's face.]

Girl: *whispering* I'm better at it than you.

Girl: I'm about to hurt you more than you could ever hurt me.

Girl: See, I just saw right through you.

Girl: Alone of all the people you'll ever meet, I understand you-

[Girl hits Hatguy's hat so it falls off.]

[Hatguy is surprised.]

[Girl catches Hatguy's hat and puts it on.]

Girl: -and you'll never see me again.

[Girl exeunt frame left.]

[The Guy Formerly Wearing a Hat sits alone on the train.]

Trivia

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Discussion

I like how the explanation says that she is equal to, better than, or worse than Blackhat. Did we cover all of the bases? 108.162.237.161 15:42, 30 July 2014 (UTC)

It would be nice if the plot of the Journal series was not spoiled! 173.245.51.207

Fixed. I hope. --flewk (talk) 07:11, 28 December 2015 (UTC)

Fixed up the explanation. First time, someone check before removing the incomplete tag.Dontknow (talk) 21:49, 2 March 2017 (UTC)

I removed "worse than" from the explanation, because I think it ruins the point of the sentence it was in. Change it back if I'm wrong.

But I like my hat! (I almost always wear this green beanie lol) SilverMagpie (talk) 07:32, 8 May 2018 (UTC)

i don't like seeing black hat's hair. it unsettles me. 172.69.70.21 18:01, 31 August 2023 (UTC)

Same tbh it's weird --FaviFake (talk) 08:43, 1 September 2023 (UTC)