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[[Cueball]], and many Internet {{w|nerd}}s, feel an {{Wiktionary|irrepressible}} urge to correct people on the Internet, and often get intensely invested in arguments over mundane or insignificant topics. In this comic, Cueball is presented as an exaggerated example of one such arguer.  His statement that "This is important" shows his excessive investment in whatever [unnamed] topic he is arguing about.  Additionally, Cueball's interpretation of the argument as "someone is wrong, I need to correct them" rather than "someone disagrees with me, I should learn from them" parodies internet arguers' insistence in the obvious, objective superiority of their viewpoint.
 
[[Cueball]], and many Internet {{w|nerd}}s, feel an {{Wiktionary|irrepressible}} urge to correct people on the Internet, and often get intensely invested in arguments over mundane or insignificant topics. In this comic, Cueball is presented as an exaggerated example of one such arguer.  His statement that "This is important" shows his excessive investment in whatever [unnamed] topic he is arguing about.  Additionally, Cueball's interpretation of the argument as "someone is wrong, I need to correct them" rather than "someone disagrees with me, I should learn from them" parodies internet arguers' insistence in the obvious, objective superiority of their viewpoint.
  
The title and alt text reinforce this satire.  The phrase "Duty Calls" used in the title is traditionally used in much more dramatic contexts [say, by a police officer, firefighter, doctor, etc. when talking about their job], so applying it to the job of arguing on the internet is a humorous mismatch that puts Cueball's disproportionate investment into perspective. Cueball's exasperated, all-or-nothing retort "What do you want me to do? LEAVE?" in the alt text further highlights the absurd nature of his emotional investment in this argument.  His reasoning that "they'll keep being wrong!" if he leaves suggests that the only solution he sees is to continue to argue until everyone on the internet has agreed with him on all issues–a ridiculously impossible plan.  By taking this satire to its logical conclusion–an eternity of arguing on the internet with no time for pleasure in real life–Randall reminds the reader that getting emotionally involved in internet arguments at the expense of real life is a terrible, terrible idea.
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The title text reinforce this satire.  The phrase "Duty Calls" used in the title is traditionally used in much more dramatic contexts [say, by a police officer, firefighter, doctor, etc. when talking about their job], so applying it to the job of arguing on the internet is a humorous mismatch that puts Cueball's disproportionate investment into perspective. Cueball's exasperated, all-or-nothing retort "What do you want me to do? LEAVE?" in the alt text further highlights the absurd nature of his emotional investment in this argument.  His reasoning that "they'll keep being wrong!" if he leaves suggests that the only solution he sees is to continue to argue until everyone on the internet has agreed with him on all issues–a ridiculously impossible plan.  By taking this satire to its logical conclusion–an eternity of arguing on the internet with no time for pleasure in real life–Randall reminds the reader that getting emotionally involved in internet arguments at the expense of real life is a terrible, terrible idea.
  
In [[955: Neutrinos]] another incarnation of Cueball is cured of a similar disease.
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In [[955: Neutrinos]] another incarnation of Cueball is cured of a similar disease. A much later comic is simply called [[1731: Wrong]], but here it is not the other people who are wrong!
  
 
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Revision as of 15:21, 21 September 2016

Duty Calls
What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!
Title text: What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!

Explanation

Cueball, and many Internet nerds, feel an irrepressible urge to correct people on the Internet, and often get intensely invested in arguments over mundane or insignificant topics. In this comic, Cueball is presented as an exaggerated example of one such arguer. His statement that "This is important" shows his excessive investment in whatever [unnamed] topic he is arguing about. Additionally, Cueball's interpretation of the argument as "someone is wrong, I need to correct them" rather than "someone disagrees with me, I should learn from them" parodies internet arguers' insistence in the obvious, objective superiority of their viewpoint.

The title text reinforce this satire. The phrase "Duty Calls" used in the title is traditionally used in much more dramatic contexts [say, by a police officer, firefighter, doctor, etc. when talking about their job], so applying it to the job of arguing on the internet is a humorous mismatch that puts Cueball's disproportionate investment into perspective. Cueball's exasperated, all-or-nothing retort "What do you want me to do? LEAVE?" in the alt text further highlights the absurd nature of his emotional investment in this argument. His reasoning that "they'll keep being wrong!" if he leaves suggests that the only solution he sees is to continue to argue until everyone on the internet has agreed with him on all issues–a ridiculously impossible plan. By taking this satire to its logical conclusion–an eternity of arguing on the internet with no time for pleasure in real life–Randall reminds the reader that getting emotionally involved in internet arguments at the expense of real life is a terrible, terrible idea.

In 955: Neutrinos another incarnation of Cueball is cured of a similar disease. A much later comic is simply called 1731: Wrong, but here it is not the other people who are wrong!

Transcript

[Cueball is behind a computer.]
Voice outside frame: Are you coming to bed?
Cueball: I can't. This is important.
Voice: What?
Cueball: Someone is WRONG on the internet.


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Discussion

Doesn't look like anyone's touched this during its spotlight as the Incomplete Article of the Day. But really, what else can we say? 199.27.128.66 03:06, 14 November 2013 (UTC)

Maybe how deeply compelling the "need" to fix something wrong on the Internet is? It's not just a plain correction.... it gnaws at you...108.162.219.8 03:17, 14 November 2013 (UTC)

Tried to flesh out/improve the analysis. Still needs some editing for clarity [I'm not sure how formal the tone of this wiki is supposed to be?] but hopefully it's an improvement on the previous edit. 108.162.216.56 17:47, 14 November 2013 (UTC)

I think its good. Hits on all the points, unless anyone sees differently I think it adequately explains the comic. I think all the editing from here is flow and stylistic stuff. And that's minimal. --Lackadaisical (talk) 20:22, 14 November 2013 (UTC)

It's a Cunningham's law reference, guys, that's it. 141.101.106.155 (talk) 11:38, 26 February 2015 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

The title "Duty Calls" has a double meaning. One that Cueball needs to go "fix" the internet and that he needs to "be" with his S/O. 108.162.216.47 21:04, 26 August 2015 (UTC) 127.0.0.1 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I think this explanation misses the case when someone is factually wrong on the internet, and doesn't just have a different opinion. For example, when someone on Facebook "discovers" that the Mercator map projection is "wrong" and that the "true" one is Gall-Peters (true story), I believe even Randall would feel the need to say something. But of course, the border between factual errors and arguing is very thin... 162.158.150.64 09:50, 8 June 2017 (UTC)

I just added an "alternative interpretation" for just this case. Rps (talk) 13:11, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

What about when you are legitimately trying to help someone? 172.69.42.130 (talk) 19:09, 12 November 2020 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Oh dear, Cueball represents me here. Beanie (talk) 11:52, 23 March 2021 (UTC)

See Cunningham's Law 172.68.50.189 (talk) 19:10, 13 March 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)