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[[File:Fusca_estacionado.jpg|thumb|upright=1.5| Volkswagen Beetle (from Wikimedia Commons)]]
 
==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
"Punch Buggy" is a game played by two people with a view of traffic (often, but not here, during a car ride). For each Volkswagen Beetle that passes nearby, the first player to see it is entitled to punch the other player, while calling "Punch Buggy" followed by the colour of the spotted Beetle. Traditionally the other player is permitted to return the punch, unless the first player also calls "no punch back".
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"{{w|Punch Buggy}}" is a game played by two people with a view of traffic (often, but not here, during a car ride). For each Volkswagen Beetle that passes nearby, the first player to see it is entitled to punch the other player, while calling "Punch Buggy" followed by the colour of the spotted Beetle. Traditionally the other player is permitted to return the punch, unless the first player also calls "no punch back".
  
 
Many people will just assume that the game is always being played and punch you out of the blue, giving you no chance to opt out. Implicit in this game is the idea that you can make rules just by declaring them (e.g. "no punch back") even if those rules are ridiculously unfair. When [[Cueball]] realizes this, he decides to make the game stakes more desirable than just the right to punch someone, and (seemingly successfully) uses the same principle to secure the right to sleep with the other man's girlfriend.
 
Many people will just assume that the game is always being played and punch you out of the blue, giving you no chance to opt out. Implicit in this game is the idea that you can make rules just by declaring them (e.g. "no punch back") even if those rules are ridiculously unfair. When [[Cueball]] realizes this, he decides to make the game stakes more desirable than just the right to punch someone, and (seemingly successfully) uses the same principle to secure the right to sleep with the other man's girlfriend.
  
 
The title text describes how silly these games are.
 
The title text describes how silly these games are.
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In the UK, a common variant uses a yellow {{w|Mini}} rather than the VW Beetle. Other examples of this type of game are the {{w|Car numberplate game}} and {{w|Padiddle}}.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[Two men are sitting. A yellow buggy passes by.]
 
:[Two men are sitting. A yellow buggy passes by.]
 
:Man: Punch buggy yellow. No punch back!
 
:Man: Punch buggy yellow. No punch back!
:[Man punches Cueball, Cueball punches man back, with seemingly greater force, causeing the Man to fall of the bench they are sitting on.]
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:[Man punches Cueball, Cueball punches man back, with seemingly greater force, causing the Man to fall of the bench they are sitting on.]
:Cueball: ''Punch''
 
 
:Man: I said no punch back!
 
:Man: I said no punch back!
 
:Cueball: You can do that?
 
:Cueball: You can do that?
 
:Cueball: Man, this changes <u>everything</u>.
 
:Cueball: Man, this changes <u>everything</u>.
 
:Soon...
 
:Soon...
:[A blue buggy passes by.]
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:[A blue buggy passes by, and Cueball is holding Megan's hand.]
 
:Cueball: Sleep with your girlfriend buggy blue!
 
:Cueball: Sleep with your girlfriend buggy blue!
 
:Man: Hey!
 
:Man: Hey!

Revision as of 20:31, 13 February 2015

Making Rules
I never understood why someone would expect me to accept their rules right after they'd punched me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.
Title text: I never understood why someone would expect me to accept their rules right after they'd punched me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.
Volkswagen Beetle (from Wikimedia Commons)

Explanation

"Punch Buggy" is a game played by two people with a view of traffic (often, but not here, during a car ride). For each Volkswagen Beetle that passes nearby, the first player to see it is entitled to punch the other player, while calling "Punch Buggy" followed by the colour of the spotted Beetle. Traditionally the other player is permitted to return the punch, unless the first player also calls "no punch back".

Many people will just assume that the game is always being played and punch you out of the blue, giving you no chance to opt out. Implicit in this game is the idea that you can make rules just by declaring them (e.g. "no punch back") even if those rules are ridiculously unfair. When Cueball realizes this, he decides to make the game stakes more desirable than just the right to punch someone, and (seemingly successfully) uses the same principle to secure the right to sleep with the other man's girlfriend.

The title text describes how silly these games are.

In the UK, a common variant uses a yellow Mini rather than the VW Beetle. Other examples of this type of game are the Car numberplate game and Padiddle.

Transcript

[Two men are sitting. A yellow buggy passes by.]
Man: Punch buggy yellow. No punch back!
[Man punches Cueball, Cueball punches man back, with seemingly greater force, causing the Man to fall of the bench they are sitting on.]
Man: I said no punch back!
Cueball: You can do that?
Cueball: Man, this changes everything.
Soon...
[A blue buggy passes by, and Cueball is holding Megan's hand.]
Cueball: Sleep with your girlfriend buggy blue!
Man: Hey!
Cueball: No complaining back!
Man: Aww...


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Discussion

I always called it "Slug Bug" growing up... have I been wrong this entire time? 173.245.50.156 14:36, 8 April 2015 (UTC) We also called it "Slug Bug." It took me quite a few years to realize that the word "slug" in "No slug back" was meant to mean "hit."199.27.130.228 06:00, 27 April 2015 (UTC)

Can confirm, also call it "slug bug" Trogdor147 (talk) 21:44, 17 September 2023 (UTC)

Not mentioned in either the comics or here is the important issue of how the girlfriend feels about this. 108.162.219.232 09:40, 24 December 2016 (UTC)

We can't have outrageous humor without unsettling motives. Fictional characters are being killed for comedic purposes with no-one objecting - so one could argue which kind of feelings deserve more reverence than the right to live - but probably not here... Anyway, nothing indicates that anything happens against her will --172.71.98.60 11:42, 1 September 2023 (UTC)