418: Stove Ownership
Title text: Although maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.
Bacon is generally considered one of the most delicious foods on earth, particularly in pulp culture, where it's praised by such characters as Homer Simpson from The Simpsons and Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction. It's also very bad for you.
Hence, the moment Randall realized he could cook bacon whenever he wanted, his overall health took a dramatic turn for the worse.
- [Hand-drawn Graph is shown, on the Y axis, My Overall Health, on the X axis, Time. Graph is generally steady through 3/4 of the X axis, where it begins a steady decline, with a label 'The Day I Realized I Could Cook Bacon Whenever I Wanted.']