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Journal 4
Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.
Title text: Man, this emo shit was supposed to be for people who didn't have hats.

[edit] Explanation

In Journal 1, Black Hat explains to Cueball that a hobby of his is to pretend to write in a journal while on the subway, acting embarrassed if anyone sees. He then proceeds to silently scorn the person once they give him any kind of reassurance.

In Journal 2, however, Danish sees through his ruse. She counteracts it by proving that she understands him, and attempts to resign him to the fact that he will never see her again, thus robbing him of the satisfaction of a proper social connection. She leaves, taking his hat in the process. Initially stunned, in Journal 3 he at last regained his hat, the trademark of his personality and attitude, leaving him with the upper hand.

Now, Black Hat has found himself to be in love with Danish, even though this goes against his whole worldview. As stated in the title text, he somehow believed that he was immune to such feelings. What is he to do?

The whole "Journal" story are:

[edit] Transcript

[Black Hat sits slumped over on a bench, holding his hat.]
Black Hat: Sigh

[edit] Trivia

The "I" in sigh is small despite the fact, that the comic is written with capital letters.

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Black hat is going *really* out of character here. Lovesickness in this callous troll? Blasphemy! Davidy22 (talk) 03:34, 30 October 2012 (UTC)

We all have our moments. Thokling (talk) 15:06, 22 September 2013 (UTC)
He does have a heart, he simply does not use it much. -- 22:47, 4 April 2014 (UTC)
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