453: Upcoming Hurricanes
Title text: I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. It's just a matter of time.
It must be hurricane season in the United States! This comic gives some ideas on upcoming hurricane paths.
Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy: This hurricane, while actually impossible, comes from Canada to strike Chicago, Illinois, before heading back to Canada. Interestingly, though it did not affect the Chicago area or correspond with the path displayed in the comic, roughly one year later a superderecho, a storm resembling a hurricane or tropical storm in movement and form, struck central and South Illinois, in addition to much of Missouri and Kansas: May 2009 Southern Midwest derecho.
Hurricane Where-The-Hell-Is-Bermuda: The Bermuda Triangle is a place in the Atlantic Ocean near Bermuda, Cuba and Puerto Rico. Normally people get lost once they get to the triangle and never come back. This hurricane can't even get there to get lost.
Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again: Sticking out from the rest of the US, Florida is in a nice spot to get hurricanes from the East, South, and West. And with the state not being very high or wide, it is common for a hurricane to run over Florida, lose some strength, then rebuild in the Gulf of Mexico, only to do a U-turn and strike again.
Hurricane Freud: Sigmund Freud believed that accidental sexual expression was a reflection of the unconscious mind's sexual desires. The shape of the hurricane's path, which could be either a pair of breasts or a scrotum, is taken as an example of this.
Hurricane Red and Blue: Playing a game of Light Cycles from Tron, Hurricane Blue lost — it crashed into the lightwall of Hurricane Red.
Hurricane Cos(x): Its path resembles a sine or cosine wave, though it's not actually centered on the equator, ranging from about 5.5° to 9.5° north latitude. The wave forms a sinusoid.
The title text refers to the 1938 New England hurricane that caused $4.7 billion in damage in 2013 dollars. Had it been further west it could have caused more damage as the right side of a hurricane is stronger and more destructive than the left side as the winds on the right side push water inland. Four years after this cartoon was published, Hurricane Sandy did strike the New York–New Jersey area, causing an estimated $74 billion in damage.
- [An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted.
- Hurricane Illinois-Has-It-Too-Easy comes from somewhere to the northwest, goes through Illinois, and then back to the northwest.
- Hurricane Where-the-Hell-Is-Bermuda enters from the east side of the map, wanders around the Atlantic in a scribble, goes north for a while, and then peters out.
- Hurricane Screw-It-Let's-Just-Trash-Florida-Again comes from the east, starts to curve to the north, and then turns sharply to head straight for Florida and zigzag through it.
- Hurricane Freud starts in the Gulf of Mexico, draws a set of balls to Florida's cock, and then comes on land and stops.
- Hurricane Red and Hurricane Blue (which is a blue line) are playing a game of Tron, zipping in straight lines and right angles around Haiti, Jamaica, and Cuba. Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter.
- Hurricane cos(x) forms a graph of cos(x) along the bottom edge of the map.]