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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
'{{w|Spore (2008 video game)|Spore}}' is a game that was released in 2008. Too bad it was 50$ when it first came out. Spore starts you off as a small little water bug and when you become smart enough you leave the water for land and start growing. Scale wise you start off very small and only concerned with your spot of water. The next two stages the scale grows to being the entire continent. Once you start building cities you get to view the entire planet. The last stage is space, where you get to first travel your own solar system, then the entire galaxy.  Since Cueball can't afford Spore (which is now only about 15$) he instead is recreating the experience by playing older games, starting off with small scale games ('{{w|SimAnt}}' comes to mind), then up to '{{w|The Sims}}', then '{{w|SimCity}}' before playing a game on a planet level ('{{w|Civilization (video game)|Civilization}}') then galactic level ('{{w|SimSpace}}'?)
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'{{w|Spore (2008 video game)|Spore}}' is a game that was released in 2008. Too bad it was $50 when it first came out. Spore starts you off as a small little water bug and when you become smart enough you leave the water for land and start growing. Scale wise you start off very small and only concerned with your spot of water. The next two stages the scale grows to being the entire continent. Once you start building cities you get to view the entire planet. The last stage is space, where you get to first travel your own solar system, then the entire galaxy.  Since Cueball can't afford Spore (which is now only about $15) he instead is recreating the experience by playing older games, starting off with small scale games ('{{w|SimAnt}}' comes to mind), then up to '{{w|The Sims}}', then '{{w|SimCity}}' before playing a game on a planet level ('{{w|Populous}}') then galactic level ('{{w|Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri|Alpha Centauri}}')
  
The Alt Text refers to the game not being able to run on the Mac using a {{w|GMA 950}} which is a type of Intel integrated graphics processor. It was first supported in OSX 10.4. It lacked hardware support for "Vertex Shader 2.0" which some games required.
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The title text refers to the game not being able to run on the Mac using a {{w|GMA 950}} which is a type of Intel integrated graphics processor. It was first supported in OSX 10.4. It lacked hardware support for "Vertex Shader 2.0" which some games required.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball sitting at computer desk, surrounded by game boxes]
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:[Cueball sitting at computer desk, surrounded by game boxes.]
:Cueball: Sweet, beat '{{w|Populous}}'. Now, on to '{{w|Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri|Alpha Centauri}}'.
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:Cueball: Sweet, beat ''Populous''. Now, on to ''Alpha Centauri''.
:Caption: Until I can afford '{{w|Spore (2008 video game)|Spore}}', I'm just playing through all my old games in order of scale.
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:Until I can afford ''Spore'', I'm just playing through all my old games in order of scale.
  
 
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Revision as of 19:09, 21 September 2013

Spore
Way to not support the GMA 950 under OS X, Spore. :(
Title text: Way to not support the GMA 950 under OS X, Spore. :(

Explanation

'Spore' is a game that was released in 2008. Too bad it was $50 when it first came out. Spore starts you off as a small little water bug and when you become smart enough you leave the water for land and start growing. Scale wise you start off very small and only concerned with your spot of water. The next two stages the scale grows to being the entire continent. Once you start building cities you get to view the entire planet. The last stage is space, where you get to first travel your own solar system, then the entire galaxy. Since Cueball can't afford Spore (which is now only about $15) he instead is recreating the experience by playing older games, starting off with small scale games ('SimAnt' comes to mind), then up to 'The Sims', then 'SimCity' before playing a game on a planet level ('Populous') then galactic level ('Alpha Centauri')

The title text refers to the game not being able to run on the Mac using a GMA 950 which is a type of Intel integrated graphics processor. It was first supported in OSX 10.4. It lacked hardware support for "Vertex Shader 2.0" which some games required.

Transcript

[Cueball sitting at computer desk, surrounded by game boxes.]
Cueball: Sweet, beat Populous. Now, on to Alpha Centauri.
Until I can afford Spore, I'm just playing through all my old games in order of scale.


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Discussion

Explanation mentions 'Civilization' for planetary scale, but comic explicitly suggests 'Populous' (which... though memory might fail me, was at least most of a planet in scope, controlled in one of the first popular God Game formats...). And SimSpace might well be Galaxy-level, but 'Alpha Centauri' is itself a game (semi-direct sequel by Sid Meier to Civilization itself), in case anyone thought that this was just a reference to the star(s) in such a galaxy-level simulation. 178.107.63.150 01:15, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

You can now get Minecraft (which should sate your need for evolutionary sandbox games) for free. 108.162.249.240 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

This is illegal, you know? Sobsz (talk) 00:05, 28 November 2015 (UTC)
Not if you have a Raspberry Pi! Minecraft (Pi Edition) is include for free in Raspbian (Although I haven’t tried it, too busy programming various projects with my Pi’s 😝) PotatoGod (talk) 00:24, 17 February 2018 (UTC)
You can also get Minetest, which is free, legal and doesn't require Java. -- Hkmaly (talk) 16:31, 15 May 2017 (UTC)

Based on title, I suspect "Cueball's" issue is not the price of game itself, but price of new hardware he would need to play it. -- Hkmaly (talk) 16:31, 15 May 2017 (UTC)