496: Secretary: Part 3
|Secretary: Part 3|
Title text: He actually installed each piece in a different car in the lot, then built a new car in the spot from the displaced pieces. It's a confusing maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.
When a person has been appointed to a position by the President, they must first go through a confirmation hearing in front of the Senate, the upper house of Congress where they find if the person is qualified to be in the position they have been appointed to. Of course, Black Hat is not the cleanest of characters, so Congress has a lot of reservations about his résumé.
- Starbucks is an American coffee shop chain.
- He hasn't yet, but in 562: Parking, Black Hat will cut someone's car in half to make it fit in a single space. Not quite as dramatic as completely disassembling a car and, as the title text says, putting a single piece in another car parked in the lot, and building a car out of the displaced parts, which could almost be considered subtle; but, it is quite dramatic.
- Charles M. Schulz drew a comic called Peanuts. One of the recurring characters was Snoopy who would often use his doghouse as an imaginary Sopwith Camel in many battles with The Red Baron who piloted a Red Fokker Triplane.
- 9/11 Truthers believe that the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center towers on September 11, 2001 (thus 9/11) was a conspiracy theory purported by the US Government as a cover up. In the comic, Black Hat appears to be mixing 9/11 truthers with Moon landing conspiracy theorists who believe that NASA never put a man on the moon.
- Black Hat uses a common refrain Wake up, Sheeple.
- RadioShack is a chain of consumer electronics shops that sold parts to build electronics with: resistors, transistors, etc. Apparently Black Hat managed to build a death ray from the parts there and accidentally vaporized a customer. His line "Figures that'd be the one day that there'd be a customer in the aisle" refers to the fact that RadioShack stores have been in steady decline over the years, largely propped up by momentum.
- Microsoft is the company that makes Windows, and Steve Ballmer is its CEO. Windows Vista is an operating system released in 2007; it was widely panned by software critics.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the second female justice on the Supreme Court, appointed by President Clinton. The relevance here is that during her own confirmation hearings, she refused to answer many questions about her personal views, frustrating many Senators (nevertheless, she was confirmed, 96-3). John Roberts, the current Chief Justice, was similarly evasive in his hearings, citing the "Ginsburg Precedent."
- Black Hat stole a nuclear submarine in xkcd 405: Journal 3 to get his hat back from Danish.
- "Pleading the fifth" is to invoke the Fifth Amendment of the United States Bill of Rights. Specifically, when someone pleads the fifth, they mean that they cannot be compelled to give testimony against themselves. That is, they do not have to say anything that could be taken as an admission of guilt. The third amendment states that no homeowner has to keep troops of the United States Army in their house against their will in peacetime. Either Black Hat Guy doesn't understand the 3rd Amendment, or (more likely) he believes the nuclear submarine to be his property, and rather than stealing it he was simply expelling U.S. military personnel who were "quartered" in his nuclear sub without his permission. Or he may have rented the submarine in response to a posting in comic 886: Craigslist Apartments of an home that "is a submarine", which warned that "Previous tenants [the military personnel] may resist entry."
The final panels show Ron Paul's blimp finally approaching Washington DC. The balloon spotted on their radar is presumably piloted by blogger Cory Doctorow.
All comics in the Secretary series:
- 494: Secretary: Part 1
- 495: Secretary: Part 2
- 496: Secretary: Part 3 (this one)
- 497: Secretary: Part 4
- 498: Secretary: Part 5
This series was released on 5 consecutive days (Monday-Friday) and not over the usual Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule.
- [The confirmation hearings begin.]
- Senator: It appears you have quite an arrest record.
- Senator: Is it true you completely disassembled someone's car outside a Starbucks?
- Black Hat: It was parked across two spaces.
- Senator: You stole a red Fokker triplane and strafed the snoopy float at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade?
- Black Hat: Got three mimes, too.
- Senator: You disrupted a 9/11 truth meeting, insisting the Twin Towers never actually collapsed?
- Black Hat: I have evidence! Don't trust the media! Wake up, sheeple!
- Senator: You were fired from Radio Shack after you built a death ray and vaporized a customer?
- Black Hat: I was just testing it! Figures that'd be the one day there was a shopper in the aisle.
- Senator: And you were thrown out of Microsoft headquarters for... trying to feed a squirrel through a fax machine?
- Black Hat: I forgot about that! it was part of an argument with Steve Ballmer about Vista.
- Which I won, by the way.
- [Senators look down at their notes.]
- Senator: This is the worst history of vandalism, gleeful mayhem, and general recalcitrance we've seen in a nominee since Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
- Senator: And this-you stole a nuclear submarine?
- Black Hat: I plead the third.
- Senator: You mean the fifth?
- Black Hat: No, the third.
- Senator: You refuse to quarter troops in your house?
- Black Hat: I have few principles, but I stick to them.
- [Aboard Ron Paul's blimp.]
- Ponytail: We're nearing Washington, sir.
- Wait... There's something ahead on the sensors.
- Ponytail: It's a balloon.
- Ron Paul: ...Oh, no.
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