517: Marshmallow Gun

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Marshmallow Gun
Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.
Title text: Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.

Explanation

The "Don't cross the -" and "Stay-Puft(R)" lines come from GhostBusters.


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Transcript

Narrator: I got this gun that shoots marshmallows.
[Cueball removes a marshmallow gun from a box.]
[Cueball shoots woman with marshmallow gun from offpanel.]
<<POP POP POP>>
<<WHAP WHAP WHAP>>
<<POP>>
[Megan sighs]
<<POP POP>>
[Megan removes a super soaker from desk drawer.]
[Megan shoots offscreen man with super soaker.]
Cueball: (offscreen) AUGH!
<<FWOOSH>>
Cueball: (offscreen) Man, I forgot that was there.
Narrator: The next day, everyone else got them too.
[Megan and Beret Guy brandish marshmallow guns.]
Megan: Hey noob! Eat stay-puft(R)!
[Megan shoots marshmallow gun.]
<<POP POP POP>>
[Cueball shoots marshmallow gun.]
<<POP POP POP>>
[Megan and Cueball shoot marshmallows into the air, crossing the streams of fire.]
Beret Guy: (offscreen) No, don't cross the ~
<<FOOM>>
<<ROAAAR>>
[Megan, Cueball, and Beret Guy are all standing with weapons pointed at the ground]
Megan: Okay, this is bad.
Offscreen: You're shooting what?
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