562: Parking

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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
There are few things so annoying as when a parking lot is full, and someone has decided to build in a buffer-zone to their parking job like this. (Perhaps that someone wanted to excange the risk of someone accidentally scratching their car, for the risk of someone [[Keyed|doing it on purpose.]]) However, there are a few non-violent ways to tackle the problem; [http://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot politely leave a note], or if possible move their car. Of course, [[Black Hat]] takes the less traveled path involving a {{w|cutting torch}} and a {{w|circular saw}}.
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There are few things so annoying as when a parking lot is full, and someone has decided to build in a buffer-zone to their parking job like this. (Perhaps that someone wanted to excange the risk of someone accidentally scratching their car, for the risk of someone [[Keyed|doing it on purpose.]]) However, there are a few non-violent ways to tackle the problem; [http://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot politely leave a note], or if possible move their car. Of course, [[Black Hat]] takes the less traveled path involving a {{w|blow torch}} and what looks to be a {{w|circular saw}}.
  
 
He's [[496|admittedly]] done this kind of thing before.
 
He's [[496|admittedly]] done this kind of thing before.
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:''SLAM''
 
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:[Black Hat is now holding an cutting torch and a rotary saw, He's also wearing goggles and fuel tanks on his back. The cutting torch is lit]
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:[Black Hat is now holding a flamethrower and a rotary saw, He's also wearing goggles and fuel tanks on his back. The flamethrower is lit]
 
:''Fwoosh''
 
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Revision as of 00:12, 3 March 2013

Parking
Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.
Title text: Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.

Explanation

There are few things so annoying as when a parking lot is full, and someone has decided to build in a buffer-zone to their parking job like this. (Perhaps that someone wanted to excange the risk of someone accidentally scratching their car, for the risk of someone doing it on purpose.) However, there are a few non-violent ways to tackle the problem; politely leave a note, or if possible move their car. Of course, Black Hat takes the less traveled path involving a blow torch and what looks to be a circular saw.

He's admittedly done this kind of thing before.

Transcript

[Black Hat is in a car driving around a parking lot]
[Black Hat's car pulls up next to a red car, that's parked over a line at an angle that block two spaces]
[Black Hat gets out of his car]
SLAM
[Black Hat is now holding a flamethrower and a rotary saw, He's also wearing goggles and fuel tanks on his back. The flamethrower is lit]
Fwoosh
[The badly parked car has been cut in half along a diagonal, and the half of the car that was in the second slot has been moved into the same slot as the rest of the car. Black Hat's car occupies the newly freed space.]
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Discussion

Still waiting (read: hoping) to see a story about this in real life. Complete with the cheerful-but-circumspect bystanders. 173.245.54.11 18:16, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

I like how Black Hat has seemingly tried to respect the parker's wishes by retaining the apparently desired angle of the (pieces of his) car to the kerb.

I don't think the bystanders were wary of possible revenge from Black Hat. They were cheerful, not fearful. 108.162.219.223 23:53, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
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