There are few things so annoying as when a parking lot is full, and someone has decided to build in a buffer-zone to their parking job like this. (Perhaps that someone wanted to excange the risk of someone accidentally scratching their car, for the risk of someone doing it on purpose.) However, there are a few non-violent ways to tackle the problem; politely leave a note, or if possible move their car. Of course, Black Hat takes the less traveled path involving a blow torch and what looks to be a circular saw.
He's admittedly done this kind of thing before.
- [Black Hat is in a car driving around a parking lot]
- [Black Hat's car pulls up next to a red car, that's parked over a line at an angle that block two spaces]
- [Black Hat gets out of his car]
- [Black Hat is now holding a flamethrower and a rotary saw, He's also wearing goggles and fuel tanks on his back. The flamethrower is lit]
- [The badly parked car has been cut in half along a diagonal, and the half of the car that was in the second slot has been moved into the same slot as the rest of the car. Black Hat's car occupies the newly freed space.]
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Still waiting (read: hoping) to see a story about this in real life. Complete with the cheerful-but-circumspect bystanders. 22.214.171.124 18:16, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
- There has been a russian mayor using a tank to crush illegally parked car. It is not the same thing, but close. 126.96.36.199 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I feel I should point out that Vilnius, where this happened is in Lithuania, which has been independent of Russia since 1918 (occupied by soviets for a while, but still fully independent for the last 27 years). Also worth noting the actual crushing was a setup with a prepared car, especially for publicity. 188.8.131.52 16:27, 1 March 2017 (UTC)
I like how Black Hat has seemingly tried to respect the parker's wishes by retaining the apparently desired angle of the (pieces of his) car to the kerb.
I don't think the bystanders were wary of possible revenge from Black Hat. They were cheerful, not fearful. 184.108.40.206 23:53, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
I think black hat merge with the psychologist. Mikemk (talk) 20:47, 5 March 2016 (UTC)
Is it just me, or does it look like Black Hat welded the car back together after moving the offending half? Anonymous 08:25, 6 March 2016 (UTC)
Good point, there are tack marks. 220.127.116.11 14:41, 8 March 2016 (UTC)
I started by wondering whether the vehicle models were recognisable, then I noticed that, rather unusually, I would say, Randall mis-observed a detail repeatedly: the windscreen/windshield trapezoids are oriented the wrong way—the shorter parallel side should face the roof of the car, the longer parallel side the bonnet/hood. 18.104.22.168 15:29, 29 April 2017 (UTC)