Editing 576: Packages

{{comic
| number    = 576
| date      = May 1, 2009
| title     = Packages
| image     = packages.png
| titletext = Day six: 'The hell? Who mails a bobcat?'
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] wrote a script that searches online shopping sites for items that cost US$1 with free shipping. Because the script is programmed to use an account with a $365 balance, this script will buy one random item per day for a full year. [[Megan]] comments that Cueball might just end up with "lots of crap" but replies that he might get something interesting.

Over five days the script orders a length of rubber hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, a map of {{w|The Pentagon}} and "lube" (sexual lubrication). This pattern prompts Cueball to stop the script out of fear of being placed on a FBI watch list; to a paranoid passerby, the purchased items make Cueball look like a terrorist who plans to kidnap and {{w|Rubber-hose cryptanalysis|torture}} federal employees. And also a {{w|pervert}}.

In the title text a sixth item is sent, a {{w|bobcat}}. This is a reference to [[325: A-Minus-Minus]] where [[Black Hat]] delivered a bobcat instead of a chair.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is sitting at his computer.]
:Cueball: I love getting packages.

:[Megan enters and Cueball turns towards her.]
:Cueball: I set up a script to search eBay et. al. for $1 items with free shipping.

:[Cueball comes home with a backpack on his back and find a package waiting for him on his doorstop.]
:Cueball: I gave it $365, so each day it can buy me something random.

:[Cueball, again sitting at his computer.]
:Megan (off-screen): What if you just end up with lots of crap?
:Cueball: I'll give it away. 
:Cueball: But I'm sure I'll end up with some interesting stuff.

:[The next five panels have a caption in a black frame at the top. The caption is written first for each panel. In the first panel Cueball has unpacked a hose. The paper lies in tatters on the floor. Megan stands next to him.]
:Day 1: Length of rubber hose
:Cueball: Could be handy around the house.

:[Cueball stands with a black item and the packaging material it came in. Megan looks on.]
:Day 2: Ski mask
:Cueball: It's spring, but hey.

:[Cueball is standing alone with a bear trap and the box it came in on the floor.]
:Day 3: Bear trap
:Cueball: Huh.

:[Megan is back as Cueball looks at a piece of paper that came in an envelope.]
:Day 4: Tourist map of the Pentagon.
:Megan: Uh oh.

:[Cueball is standing alone with a bottle of lube in one hand and the box it came in in the other hand.]
:Day 5: Lube
:Cueball: I'm stopping this before I end up on every F.B.I. watch list ever.

==Trivia==
Someone has set up an [http://bobcatinabox.com/ actual service] inspired by this comic, which does exactly what this comic describes, and has been featured in the advertisements section to the left.

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