57: Wait For Me

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Wait For Me
Opening dialogue by Scott
Title text: Opening dialogue by Scott

Explanation

In this comic, Megan is returning after a short absence of under two minutes. Cueball's reaction is as if she had been gone for years, and had formed a relationship with someone else while waiting.

His pause before admitting to the affair, as well as the claim of having a son by the affair Megan's age suggest that he is joking. It is impossible for Cueball to have a son Megan's age from an affair while he is notionally seeing Megan (unless he had the relationship with Megan, and the affair, 9 months before she was born. Certainly not within the 90 seconds Megan claims to have been gone.

Transcript

[A man and a woman stand facing one another]

Woman: Why didn't you wait for me?

Man: I thought you were gone forever!

Woman: I said I'd be back in a minute!

Man: The . . . the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.

Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!

Man: . . . yes.

Man: And we had a son.

Man: He'd be about your age now.

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Discussion

This could also be a reference to relativity, but I may be overthinking it. 130.160.145.185 06:24, 9 March 2013 (UTC) I'm going with the more fantastical route. Cueball could have gone to Narnia in the ninety seconds she was gone. He could have had an affair and a child that is her age within that time. 72.193.184.110 10:51, 18 May 2013 (UTC)


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