580: The Race: Part 4
|The Race: Part 4|
Title text: Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
Firefly was a television series aired by FOX in 2002 that got cancelled mid-way through, but has a large fan base nowadays (for a more comprehensive explanation, see the Wikipedia page). The star of the show was Captain Malcolm (or Mal) Reynolds, played by Nathan Fillion. Other members of his crew were Kaylee (played by Jewel Staite) the ship's mechanic, River Tam (played by Summer Glau) was the seemingly crazy younger sister of Dr. Simon Tam (played by Sean Maher), as well as a few others.
The "Crazy Ivan" maneuver is a reference to Tom Clancy's novel The Hunt for Red October. While traveling for long periods on a constant course, Soviet submarines would occasionally do a 360° turn to check for pursuing American subs. But as Jewel points out, this is less than useful on a skateboard, since the board spins in place while the rider continues forward unimpeded.
In the show, Summer was known to do strange and unexpected things.
All comics in "The Race" series:
- 577: The Race: Part 1
- 578: The Race: Part 2
- 579: The Race: Part 3
- 580: The Race: Part 4
- 581: The Race: Part 5
This series was released on 5 consecutive days(Monday-Friday) and not over the usual Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule.
- The xkcd's own transcript for this episode is radically wrong, and words like maneuver are spelled incorrectly.
- [Cueball and Nathan Fillion are ready on the start line on their electric skateboards.]
- Voice off panel: On your mark...
- Voice: Get set...
- Nathan: Remember episode 11, when I got all naked in that desert?
- Voice: Go!
- [Nathan speeds away leaving Cueball standing at the start line.]
- Voice: ...I said "Go."
- Voice: Someone throw some water on him.
- Cueball: Can't...get it...out of my head...
- [Nathan on walkie talkie, speeding on his skateboard.]
- Nathan: He's right behind me. Kaylee, I'm gonna try a Crazy Ivan.
- Jewel [on walkie talkie]: That doesn't make any sense, Nathan.
- Nathan: Trust me.
- Jewel: No, I mean it's not a skateboard maneuver. The concept doesn't even apply to this situation.
- Nathan [via walkie talkie]: That's why it just might work!
- Jewel: No, that's the opposite of true!
- Nathan: On my mark, override the remote differential and throw her into a spin.
- Jewel [via walkie talkie] okay, but—
- Nathan: Mark!
- [Nathan lying injured on the ground next to his skateboard, Cueball cruises past]
- [Nathan, trying to stand up]
- Nathan: I'm down. Tell Summer "The chickens are in the hayloft. Plan Gamma is a go."
- [Nathan, one foot on skateboard, looking at walkie talkie]
- mumbling from walkie talkie
- Jewel: She says, "Plan gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bag.
- [Summer Glau is walking off panel]
- Kaylee [to walkee talkie]: So we're good?
- Nathan: Hard to tell with her. Do you see an actual bag of meerkats?
- Kaylee: No.
- Nathan: Then we're probably good.
- [Cueball screeching to a halt as he sees Summer Glau.]
- Cueball: Oh! Hi, Miss Glau! I'd love to talk, but Nathan's back on his feet and catching up.
- [Summer grabs Cueball's arm.]
- Randall: Wha—
- [Summer kicks Cueball in the face whilst pulling his arm towards her, he flies off his skateboard]
- [Summer walking away as Cueball lies crippled on the floor with his sunglasses beside him.]
- [Cueball still lying on the floor.]
- Cueball [thought bubble]: I've never been so turned on in my life.