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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[A couple and a friend face each other. The friend is holding something.]
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:[Cueball and his friend face each other. Cueball is introducing his android girlfriend to his friend, and his friend is holding a drink.]
 
:Cueball: Check out my new android girlfriend.
 
:Cueball: Check out my new android girlfriend.
 
:Friend: Is she a sex bot?
 
:Friend: Is she a sex bot?
  
:[The android grabs the cherry out of the friend's hand.]
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:[The android grabs the cherry out of Cueball's friend's drink.]
:''Grab''
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:''grab''
  
 
:[The android pulls the stem off.]
 
:[The android pulls the stem off.]
:''Plink''
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:''plink''
  
 
:[The android puts the stem in its mouth.]
 
:[The android puts the stem in its mouth.]
:''NOM''
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:''nom''
  
 
:[There is a bright flash around the android's mouth. The rest of the panel is dark.]
 
:[There is a bright flash around the android's mouth. The rest of the panel is dark.]
 
:''KZZZZT''
 
:''KZZZZT''
  
:[The android turns toward friend and reaches toward him.]
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:[The android reaches toward Cueball's friend.]
 
:Friend: I don't think arc-welding a cherry stem counts as sexy.
 
:Friend: I don't think arc-welding a cherry stem counts as sexy.
 
:Android: Remove your pants.
 
:Android: Remove your pants.
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Romance]]
 
[[Category:Romance]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 

Revision as of 23:38, 25 February 2014

Android Girlfriend
Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.
Title text: Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.

Explanation

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The comic parodies the party trick of tying a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue (thus indicating dexterity that could be put to good use in kissing and oral sex). The android uses a built-in arc welder unit (presumably the "fetish" referred to in the title text), which for obvious reasons frightens potential sex partners away rather than attracting them. 600: Android Boyfriend can be considered a "sequel".

Transcript

[Cueball and his friend face each other. Cueball is introducing his android girlfriend to his friend, and his friend is holding a drink.]
Cueball: Check out my new android girlfriend.
Friend: Is she a sex bot?
[The android grabs the cherry out of Cueball's friend's drink.]
grab
[The android pulls the stem off.]
plink
[The android puts the stem in its mouth.]
nom
[There is a bright flash around the android's mouth. The rest of the panel is dark.]
KZZZZT
[The android reaches toward Cueball's friend.]
Friend: I don't think arc-welding a cherry stem counts as sexy.
Android: Remove your pants.
Friend: No.


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Discussion

There is a community portal discussion of what to call Cueball and what to do in case with more than one Cueball. I have added this comic to the Category:Multiple Cueballs. Since these two Cueballs both has interesting part in this comic it is not clear which one should be called Cueball. But since this comic is continued in 600 where there is only the Cueball with the Android Girlfriend (making him Cueball of that comic), it makes most sense to call him Cueball here and the other Cueball-like guy for friend. But I changed the explain to make it clear that they are both Cueball-like guys. --Kynde (talk) 21:25, 23 June 2015 (UTC)

Not relevant to the article but I fear the man who sees the arc-welding and still asks for robo-fellatio. 162.158.190.53 13:47, 11 May 2023 (UTC)