623: Oregon

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Oregon
A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.
Title text: A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.

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The Oregon Trail was a popular video game which described the journey to Oregon, and the player started his or her journey in 1848. Most players were grade-school students. The game was very popular, and thousands of players played it monthly. To achieve the highest score, most players bought the minimum amount of food and hunted for their meals. In general, the slower the prey the more meat the prey has. Large animals (bison, bears, etc.) were very easy and rewarding targets, while smaller prey (rabbits, squirrels, etc.) were faster and provided less food. As the player travels, he or she is prone to dysentery, typhoid, measles, cholera, and other diseases.

The title text implies that the players of the game were actual people who died on the journey to Oregon.

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[Timeline, with relevant images next to each date.]
1805
[Two men stand at the edge of a cliff. One has a walking staff.]
Arrival of Lewis & Clark
1825
Early settlers arrive
1841
Oregon trail established
1843
Larger western migration begins
1848
[A horse is pulling a covered wagon. A gun peeks out the back.]
Huge wave of 500,000+ settlers arrives from Missouri. Largely children and adolescents, most bring nothing but cartloads of bullets for hunting.
1849
[Two men with rifles aim at something.]
Overhunting begins to devastate ecosystem
Dysentery epidemic
1850
[Tombstones. Bodies.]
Shooting deaths skyrocket
Typhoid epidemic
Measles epidemic
Cholera epidemic
1851
All mammals larger than squirrels wiped out by overhunting.
Massive famine
1852
[Sun low over a land, devoid of life. Scattered remains of corpses.]
Last survivors flee
Oregon territory abandoned
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