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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
{{w|Linux}} is an {{w|open source}} kernel for an operating system. Linux is notorious for its less-than-perfect support for hardware, although support for most hardware is eventually patched into the official kernel release. [[Cueball]] is here under the impression that support for a USB port can be patched into his brain in a similar fashion to how hardware support can be added to the Linux kernel.
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{{w|Linux}} is an {{w|open source}} kernel for an operating system. Linux is notorious for its less-than-perfect support for hardware, although support for most hardware is eventually patched into the official kernel release. [[Cueball]] is here under the impression that support for a USB port can be patched into his arm in a similar fashion to how hardware support can be added to the Linux kernel.
  
The "{{w|Windows Vista|Vista}}-Ready" sticker in the title text is a humourus indication from the doctor that the patient is "advanced enough" to have Windows Vista installed. The irony is multilayered. There was a [http://www.seattlepi.com/business/article/Vista-Capable-lawsuit-against-Microsoft-now-a-1265319.php lawsuit against Microsoft] about promoting not-so-capable computers as "Windows Vista Capable"; they could neither run Vista fully nor smoothly. On top of that, the typical Linux user would not be very enthusiastic about Windows at all; someone who runs Linux has actively chosen an alternative operating system.
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The "{{w|Windows Vista|Vista}}-Ready" sticker in the title text is a humorous indication from the doctor that the patient is "advanced enough" to have Windows Vista installed. The irony is multilayered. There was a [http://www.seattlepi.com/business/article/Vista-Capable-lawsuit-against-Microsoft-now-a-1265319.php lawsuit against Microsoft] about promoting not-so-capable computers as "Windows Vista Capable"; they could neither run Vista fully nor smoothly. On top of that, the typical Linux user would not be very enthusiastic about Windows at all; someone who runs Linux has actively chosen an alternative operating system.
  
 
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:Surgeon: ...This won't let your brain control USB devices, you know.
 
:Surgeon: ...This won't let your brain control USB devices, you know.
:Patient: Sure -- I just want the hardware.
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:Patient: Sure I just want the hardware.
  
 
:Patient: The rest is software; I'm sure there will be a project to patch together support eventually.
 
:Patient: The rest is software; I'm sure there will be a project to patch together support eventually.
:Surgeon: Ah -- you're a Linux user, I see.
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:Surgeon: Ah you're a Linux user, I see.
 
:Patient: Yeah, how'd you know?
 
:Patient: Yeah, how'd you know?
 
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Revision as of 12:38, 8 January 2016

Surgery
Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.
Title text: Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.

Explanation

Linux is an open source kernel for an operating system. Linux is notorious for its less-than-perfect support for hardware, although support for most hardware is eventually patched into the official kernel release. Cueball is here under the impression that support for a USB port can be patched into his arm in a similar fashion to how hardware support can be added to the Linux kernel.

The "Vista-Ready" sticker in the title text is a humorous indication from the doctor that the patient is "advanced enough" to have Windows Vista installed. The irony is multilayered. There was a lawsuit against Microsoft about promoting not-so-capable computers as "Windows Vista Capable"; they could neither run Vista fully nor smoothly. On top of that, the typical Linux user would not be very enthusiastic about Windows at all; someone who runs Linux has actively chosen an alternative operating system.

Transcript

[A surgeon is standing over a patient on a gurney.]
Patient: While you're doing the surgery, can you also implant this in my arm?
Surgeon: A USB port?
Patient: Just wire it up to some nerves.
Surgeon: ...This won't let your brain control USB devices, you know.
Patient: Sure – I just want the hardware.
Patient: The rest is software; I'm sure there will be a project to patch together support eventually.
Surgeon: Ah – you're a Linux user, I see.
Patient: Yeah, how'd you know?
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Discussion

Anyone who wants to see more about this kind of implant technology would be advised to have a look at the works of Kevin Warwick of Reading University in the UK (There must be others as well). ‎141.101.98.228 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)