644: Surgery

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Surgery
Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.
Title text: Damn. Not only did he not install it, he sutured a 'Vista-Ready' sticker onto my arm.

Explanation

Linux is an open source kernel for an operating system. Linux is notorious for it's less-than-perfect support for hardware, although support for most hardware is eventually patched into the official kernel release. In this comic, Cueball is under the impression that support for a USB port can be patched into his brain in a similar fashion to how hardware support can be added to the Linux kernel.

The "Vista-Ready" sticker in the title text is a reference to a common habit of computer manufacturers to place stickers on new computers to indicate what hardware and software the computer runs. The "Vista-Ready" sticker is especially insulting to the patient, as it is already established that he uses Linux - an alternative operating system to Windows.

Transcript

[A surgeon is standing over a patient on a gurney.]
Patient: While you're doing the surgery, can you also implant this in my arm?
Surgeon: A USB port?
Patient: Just wire it up to some nerves.
Surgeon: ...This won't let your brain control USB devices, you know.
Patient: Sure -- I just want the hardware.
Patient: The rest is software; I'm sure there will be a project to patch together support eventually.
Surgeon: Ah -- you're a Linux user, I see.
Patient: Yeah, how'd you know?
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Discussion

Anyone who wants to see more about this kind of implant technology would be advised to have a look at the works of Kevin Warwick of Reading University in the UK (There must be others as well). ‎141.101.98.228 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)