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== Description ==
 
== Description ==
Okay, to start: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/guitar_hero Guitar Hero] is a series of videogames, currently distributed by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activision Activision]. Players will use a fake guitar as a controller, which has five buttons on the neck and a switch on the belly. Goal of the game is to (re)play world famous guitar songs by pressing the correct buttons on the neck and striking the switch at the exact moment the colored “notes” (seen on top) enter the circles on the bottom. Playing progressive sections in the correctly earns players "Star Power", which then can be used at an opportune moment by tilting the guitar neck upwards or pressing a button on the guitar. Because Star Power doubles one’s points, the most advantageous time to use it is when there are lots of notes to play (commonly during solos). It can be frustrating to get to a solo and not have enough star power to double your points. Thus to do a second solo right after the first one would mean that no one would have star power available for the second solo, frustrating players, having used it during the first solo.  
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Okay, to start: ''{{w|Guitar Hero}}'' is a series of video games (originally a single game), currently distributed by {{w|Activision}}. In the game, players simulate playing guitar on famous guitar songs using a plastic guitar-shaped controller which has five color-coded buttons on the neck (representing guitar frets) and a rocker bar on the body (simulating a strumming motion). The game now includes other instruments such as drums and vocals, although not at the time this comic was published.
  
[[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are in a (real-life) band in the comic, with Cueball being the lead guitarist. So, the joke is that when the song they perform will end up in the Guitar Hero series, it will contain an almost impossible solo to play, due to Cueball's “wildly” flail, which undoubtedly will lead to very much notes needed to be “pressed” by the player in a very short time, making it impossible for the player to earn enough "Star Power". The image text continues the joke by stating that a second solo will be in the song the moment the player doesn't have the “Star Power”, thus feeding the frustration to not be able to double points.
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During gameplay, the screen is typically split as shown in the comic with a computer animated band shown on the top half, and the actual musical "chart" on the bottom as a song plays. The chart is written as depicted in the comic as a track shown in perspective, broken with horizontal lines to indicate beats of music. As the song progresses, the chart comes towards the foreground. Notes that must be played are shown as the colored circles. when a colored circle reaches the foreground and overlaps the empty circle at the front of the chart, the player must hold down that colored fret of the controler, and strum (YouTube would give you a clearer picture of what it looks like). The game's creators attempt to be as accurate as is possible with five buttons to the actual hand movements required to play a song.
  
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In this comic, [[Randall Munroe|Randall]] suggests that, were he in a real rock band, he would perform a mellow song but intentionally put a complicated guitar solo in, not for musical value, but solely to antagonise ''Guitar Hero'' players with an impossible solo. As the comic suggests, a random flailing would likely make for a very difficult passage to play in ''Guitar Hero''.
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Another element in ''Guitar Hero'' is "Star Power: Playing certain sections accurately in their entirety adds to a player's "Star Power" meter which, when full, can then be used at an opportune moment to double one's points for a period of time. This is most advantageous during passages with the most notes (commonly during solos). It can be frustrating to get to a solo and not have Star Power available to double your points. Thus, to do a second solo right after the first one would mean that players who wisely use their Star Power during the first solo would never have Star Power available for the second solo, frustrating them.
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And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power.

Description

Okay, to start: Guitar Hero is a series of video games (originally a single game), currently distributed by Activision. In the game, players simulate playing guitar on famous guitar songs using a plastic guitar-shaped controller which has five color-coded buttons on the neck (representing guitar frets) and a rocker bar on the body (simulating a strumming motion). The game now includes other instruments such as drums and vocals, although not at the time this comic was published.

During gameplay, the screen is typically split as shown in the comic with a computer animated band shown on the top half, and the actual musical "chart" on the bottom as a song plays. The chart is written as depicted in the comic as a track shown in perspective, broken with horizontal lines to indicate beats of music. As the song progresses, the chart comes towards the foreground. Notes that must be played are shown as the colored circles. when a colored circle reaches the foreground and overlaps the empty circle at the front of the chart, the player must hold down that colored fret of the controler, and strum (YouTube would give you a clearer picture of what it looks like). The game's creators attempt to be as accurate as is possible with five buttons to the actual hand movements required to play a song.

In this comic, Randall suggests that, were he in a real rock band, he would perform a mellow song but intentionally put a complicated guitar solo in, not for musical value, but solely to antagonise Guitar Hero players with an impossible solo. As the comic suggests, a random flailing would likely make for a very difficult passage to play in Guitar Hero.

Another element in Guitar Hero is "Star Power: Playing certain sections accurately in their entirety adds to a player's "Star Power" meter which, when full, can then be used at an opportune moment to double one's points for a period of time. This is most advantageous during passages with the most notes (commonly during solos). It can be frustrating to get to a solo and not have Star Power available to double your points. Thus, to do a second solo right after the first one would mean that players who wisely use their Star Power during the first solo would never have Star Power available for the second solo, frustrating them.