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| titletext = The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.
 
| titletext = The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
The words {{w|Literal and figurative language|literally and figuratively}} are often confused in writing, although they represent opposite concepts. The adverb "literally" implies that the action it describes actually happened, while "figuratively" is used when the action it describes is being used as a figure of speech, and is not a representation of what actually happened.
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The adverb "literally" implies that the action it describes actually happened, while its opposite, "figuratively", is used when the action it describes is being used as a figure of speech, and is not a representation of what actually happened. However, "literally" is often used colloquially as an intensifier, to mean "really" or "very", and even though many dictionaries such as [http://www.merriam-webster.com/video/0038-literally.htm Merriam-Webster] and [http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/literally Oxford Learner's Dictionaries] state that this is a valid use of the word, many people object to this usage. It is noteworthy that these dictionaries try to catalog how words are used, not whether any one usage is more valid than another.  Many might say it is more consistent to say a word such as "practically" for this usage.
  
In this comic, one of the two people (we'll call him [[Cueball]] for now) accidentally mentions he was ''literally'' glued to his seat (they had presumably just left a theater), at which point a crazy man off-panel loudly corrects him. The crazy man mentions that he has been stalking Cueball for eighteen years since an incident in seventh grade, where the crazy man (as a kid) incorrectly uses "literally" and young Cueball corrects him. He felt humiliated, overreacting to young Cueball's simple correction, and began to follow Cueball everywhere, vowing to be present when he makes the same mistake the crazy man had made in seventh grade.
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In this comic, [[Cueball]] mentions he was ''literally'' glued to his seat, at which point a crazy man off-panel loudly corrects him. The crazy man declares that he has been stalking Cueball for eighteen years since an incident in seventh grade, when the crazy man (as a kid) used literally in the colloquial sense, and young Cueball corrected him. He felt humiliated and began to follow Cueball everywhere, waiting for Cueball to make the same mistake, presumably to save face.
  
When Cueball tells him that he is "literally the craziest person" he's ever met, the crazy man thinks that he incorrectly used the word "literally" again; however, Cueball reassures him that he did not misuse it, meaning that the crazy man actually is the craziest person he has ever met.
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When Cueball tells him that he is "literally the craziest person" he's ever met, the crazy man thinks that he is incorrectly using the word "literally" again; however, Cueball reassures him that he did not misuse it, meaning the crazy man actually is ''the'' craziest person he has ever met. This is reminiscent of the title text in [[1652: Conditionals]].
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The title text points out that a chemistry experiment gone wrong is one of the few things that could cause someone to ''literally'' be glued to their seat, having previously been figuratively glued to their seat in fascination.
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In this manner the title text could provide an alternative interpretation of Cueball's original sentence: "I was literally glued to my seat through the entire [chemistry experiment.]"
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If this interpretation were correct, then the crazy person interrupted Cueball before he had a chance to finish his sentence, thereby never fulfilling his vow.
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On a side note, if they were in seventh grade when Cueball corrected the crazy man's mistake, then Cueball and the crazy man are 30-31 (12|13 + 18) years old, approximately the same conclusion as in [[1577: Advent]].
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball and a friend walking together. Cueball turns to the friend.]
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:[Cueball and a Cueball-like friend are walking left together. The friend turns his head towards Cueball who speaks, but is interrupted by voice from behind them off-panel right.]
 
:Cueball: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire-
 
:Cueball: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire-
:Crazy man [off-panel]: HAH! You mean "figuratively"!
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:Off-panel voice: ''Hah!''
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:Off-panel voice: ''You mean "figuratively"!''
  
:[Crazy man walks into the panel. He has messy hair and a messy beard. The other people stop walking.]
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:[A crazy man walks into the next frame-less panel. He has messy hair and a messy beard. Cueball and his friend stop walking and turns toward him.]
 
:Cueball: Who are you?
 
:Cueball: Who are you?
:Crazy man: Eighteen years I've watched you! Waiting!
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:Crazy man: Eighteen years I've watched you!  
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:Crazy man: Waiting!
  
:Crazy man: Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.
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:[A flashback panel. Four kids are standing around talking to each other. To the left is a girl with a ponytail and in front of her is a kid looking like Cueball - this is the Crazy man as a kid. He speaks to two kids in front of him, the one looking like Cueball, is actually Cueball as a kid, and then another kid with short black hair is standing with him. Above this panels frame, which is not as high as the other panels, there is text narrated by the crazy man. He also narrates a line at the bottom of the panel where the flashback panels frame is cut of at the bottom right.]
:[Short flashback panel. 4 kids are standing around talking to each other.]
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:Crazy man (narrating): Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.
:Kid #2 [Crazy man]: I told him and he literally exploded!
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:Crazy man as a kid: I told him and he literally ''exploded!''
:Cueball: Uh, unless he physically ''burst'', you mean "figuratively".
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:Cueball as a kid: Uh, unless he physically ''burst'', you mean "figuratively".
:Friend: Hah.
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:Kid with hair: Hah.
:Crazy man [outside of flashback panel]: Remember?
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:Crazy man (narrating): Remember?
  
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:[Cueball and his friend has moved back away from the crazy man to get some more distance between him and themselves.]
 
:Crazy man: I knew one day you'd slip, and I vowed I'd be there to see you fall. ''How does it feel?''
 
:Crazy man: I knew one day you'd slip, and I vowed I'd be there to see you fall. ''How does it feel?''
 
:Cueball: You are literally the craziest person I've ever met.
 
:Cueball: You are literally the craziest person I've ever met.
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Latest revision as of 09:09, 27 January 2023

Literally
The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.
Title text: The chemistry experiment had me figuratively -- and then shortly thereafter literally -- glued to my seat.

Explanation[edit]

The adverb "literally" implies that the action it describes actually happened, while its opposite, "figuratively", is used when the action it describes is being used as a figure of speech, and is not a representation of what actually happened. However, "literally" is often used colloquially as an intensifier, to mean "really" or "very", and even though many dictionaries such as Merriam-Webster and Oxford Learner's Dictionaries state that this is a valid use of the word, many people object to this usage. It is noteworthy that these dictionaries try to catalog how words are used, not whether any one usage is more valid than another. Many might say it is more consistent to say a word such as "practically" for this usage.

In this comic, Cueball mentions he was literally glued to his seat, at which point a crazy man off-panel loudly corrects him. The crazy man declares that he has been stalking Cueball for eighteen years since an incident in seventh grade, when the crazy man (as a kid) used literally in the colloquial sense, and young Cueball corrected him. He felt humiliated and began to follow Cueball everywhere, waiting for Cueball to make the same mistake, presumably to save face.

When Cueball tells him that he is "literally the craziest person" he's ever met, the crazy man thinks that he is incorrectly using the word "literally" again; however, Cueball reassures him that he did not misuse it, meaning the crazy man actually is the craziest person he has ever met. This is reminiscent of the title text in 1652: Conditionals.

The title text points out that a chemistry experiment gone wrong is one of the few things that could cause someone to literally be glued to their seat, having previously been figuratively glued to their seat in fascination.

In this manner the title text could provide an alternative interpretation of Cueball's original sentence: "I was literally glued to my seat through the entire [chemistry experiment.]"

If this interpretation were correct, then the crazy person interrupted Cueball before he had a chance to finish his sentence, thereby never fulfilling his vow.

On a side note, if they were in seventh grade when Cueball corrected the crazy man's mistake, then Cueball and the crazy man are 30-31 (12|13 + 18) years old, approximately the same conclusion as in 1577: Advent.

Transcript[edit]

[Cueball and a Cueball-like friend are walking left together. The friend turns his head towards Cueball who speaks, but is interrupted by voice from behind them off-panel right.]
Cueball: I was literally glued to my seat through the entire-
Off-panel voice: Hah!
Off-panel voice: You mean "figuratively"!
[A crazy man walks into the next frame-less panel. He has messy hair and a messy beard. Cueball and his friend stop walking and turns toward him.]
Cueball: Who are you?
Crazy man: Eighteen years I've watched you!
Crazy man: Waiting!
[A flashback panel. Four kids are standing around talking to each other. To the left is a girl with a ponytail and in front of her is a kid looking like Cueball - this is the Crazy man as a kid. He speaks to two kids in front of him, the one looking like Cueball, is actually Cueball as a kid, and then another kid with short black hair is standing with him. Above this panels frame, which is not as high as the other panels, there is text narrated by the crazy man. He also narrates a line at the bottom of the panel where the flashback panels frame is cut of at the bottom right.]
Crazy man (narrating): Ever since that day in seventh grade when you humiliated me.
Crazy man as a kid: I told him and he literally exploded!
Cueball as a kid: Uh, unless he physically burst, you mean "figuratively".
Kid with hair: Hah.
Crazy man (narrating): Remember?
[Cueball and his friend has moved back away from the crazy man to get some more distance between him and themselves.]
Crazy man: I knew one day you'd slip, and I vowed I'd be there to see you fall. How does it feel?
Cueball: You are literally the craziest person I've ever met.
Crazy man: You did it again!
Cueball: No, I didn't.


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Discussion

What does it mean to be figuratively glued to one's seat?--108.162.214.30 17:23, 31 May 2014 (UTC)

It means that you are so fascinated by something that you just don't want to leave your seat because you might miss something – you're "glued" to your seat. Mezgrman (talk) 13:15, 21 June 2014 (UTC)

They should really clean those seats of soda and snacks.

Also, this means that, given a few assumptions, they are in their early 30s in the "present" of this particular strip. Nyperold (talk) 04:01, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

I cringed incredibly hard, imagining being literally glued to a seat by uncleaned soda, candy, etc... well done Nyperold, I need to take a shower now. MeZimm 172.70.130.91 16:57, 18 February 2022 (UTC)

There are two sentences in the first paragraph of the explanation which contradict one another. The second of these sentences is correct. Descriptivist dictionaries do not rule on whether a word usage is valid or not, they simply report on how the word is currently used. The sentence that states that these dictionaries say that using "literally" as an intensifier is valid is false. They are stating that people use it as an intensifier. --108.162.212.199 04:30, 18 December 2019 (UTC)

Surely they're saying that because people often use 'literally' as an intensifier, therefore it is valid? 172.70.90.223 08:58, 17 August 2022 (UTC)