758: Raptor Fences
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| Raptor Fences |
 Title text: If at least one person has a nightmare about being swarmed by hundreds of mouse-sized dromaeosaurids, my work will have been done. |
Explanation
In the film Jurassic Park, the protagonists are hunted by carnivorous dinosaurs (including velociraptors).
Primordial Dwarfism is an extreme form of drawfism that manifests in all stages of life, including fetal. The disease is caused by a genetic mutation inherited from both parents.
The caption suggests that the fear of being hunted by dinosaurs can be reduced by genetically engineering them to be many, many times smaller than they should be.
Transcript
[A man checks a computer terminal, another man is running off in the opposite direction.]
Man 1: The raptor fences are down. They're loose.
Man 2: I'll get a broom and dustpan.
Caption: Jurassic Park got a lot less scary when the researchers discovered they could ativate the gene for extreme dwarfism.
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