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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[A pizza delivery guy enters through a door and a maid is dusting.]
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:[Pizza guy enters through door; maid is dusting.]
:Pizza guy: Pizza delivery! Did someone order a ''hot sausag—''
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:Pizza Guy: Pizza delivery! Did someone order a ''hot sausag''-
:Maid: Mon dieu! Monsieur is home early—
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:Maid: Mon dieu! Monsieur is home early-
 
:Both: Wait, who are ''you''?
 
:Both: Wait, who are ''you''?
  
:Pizza guy: Wait, this is the Joneses', right? Their daughter was supposed to be having a party!
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:Pizza guy: Wait, this is the Jones', right? Their daughter was supposed to be having a party!
 
:Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early.
 
:Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early.
  
:[The pizza guy is off-panel left as a plumber enters from the right.]
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:[Pizza guy is off-panel left as plumber enters from the right.]
:Pizza guy: But I thought—
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:Pizza guy: But I thought-
:Plumber: Howdy, Mrs. Jones. I hear you need some ''plumbi''Who are you?
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:Plumber: Howdy, Mrs. Jones. I hear you need some ''plumbi''-
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:Plumber: Who are you?i
  
 
:[The pizza guy looks in a cabinet; the others are off-panel right.]
 
:[The pizza guy looks in a cabinet; the others are off-panel right.]
 
:Maid: Sorry, big mixup.
 
:Maid: Sorry, big mixup.
:Pizza guy: Hey, check it out—the Joneses have ''Agricola''!
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:Pizza guy: Hey, check out out-the Joneses have ''Agricola''!
 
:Plumber: I love that game!
 
:Plumber: I love that game!
  
:[Mr. Jones and Mrs. Jones arrive home. The pizza guy, the maid, and the plumber are sitting on the floor playing Agricola.]
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:[Mr. Jones and Miss Jones arrive home. Pizza guy, maid, and plumber are sitting on the floor playing Agricola.]
 
:Mr. Jones: What in the name of...
 
:Mr. Jones: What in the name of...
 
:Pizza guy: Dammit, ''I'' wanted that grain.
 
:Pizza guy: Dammit, ''I'' wanted that grain.
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Ponytail]]
 
 
[[Category:Sex]]
 
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