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Many people have cried out against airports using [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backscatter_X-ray backscatter x-ray machines] as a security measure, claiming that the machines have the ability to create a photo-quality image of the subject naked. Hat Guy is helping these people fight back by giving the men an opportunity to force the security guard to see them with erections. The person speaking in the title text doesn't need an erectile disfunction pill to achieve erection in this situation because he is aroused by the physics principles which make this technology possible.
 
Many people have cried out against airports using [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backscatter_X-ray backscatter x-ray machines] as a security measure, claiming that the machines have the ability to create a photo-quality image of the subject naked. Hat Guy is helping these people fight back by giving the men an opportunity to force the security guard to see them with erections. The person speaking in the title text doesn't need an erectile disfunction pill to achieve erection in this situation because he is aroused by the physics principles which make this technology possible.
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:[There is an airport security checkpoint where a queue of ten passengers is waiting to go through a backscatter x-ray scanner. Near the back of the line, Hat Guy is standing next to a stand which says "Viagra $20". One passenger next to him is drinking a glass of water; another is contemplating the sign.]
 
:[There is an airport security checkpoint where a queue of ten passengers is waiting to go through a backscatter x-ray scanner. Near the back of the line, Hat Guy is standing next to a stand which says "Viagra $20". One passenger next to him is drinking a glass of water; another is contemplating the sign.]
 
:Security Guard (thinking): Oh god.
 
:Security Guard (thinking): Oh god.
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Revision as of 19:26, 12 December 2012

Anxiety
Don't need any, thanks. I have a backscattering fetish.
Title text: Don't need any, thanks. I have a backscattering fetish.

Explanation

Many people have cried out against airports using backscatter x-ray machines as a security measure, claiming that the machines have the ability to create a photo-quality image of the subject naked. Hat Guy is helping these people fight back by giving the men an opportunity to force the security guard to see them with erections. The person speaking in the title text doesn't need an erectile disfunction pill to achieve erection in this situation because he is aroused by the physics principles which make this technology possible.


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Transcript

[There is an airport security checkpoint where a queue of ten passengers is waiting to go through a backscatter x-ray scanner. Near the back of the line, Hat Guy is standing next to a stand which says "Viagra $20". One passenger next to him is drinking a glass of water; another is contemplating the sign.]
Security Guard (thinking): Oh god.
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Discussion

I don't think it's Black Hat saying the title text but someone else in line. However, I'm not sure so I'm hesitant to edit it.173.245.54.64 15:54, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

I think the point is not about offending the backscatter operator, but more about men not wanting others to view their genitals in the flaccid state. Many men have self-esteem issues about genital size, and would be eager to take a pill that would make them appear larger before exposing themselves in that way. 199.27.128.112 05:29, 2 May 2014 (UTC)


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