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Hi, Im new to the blog world, but wanted to cnmmeot that I love all your locations that you shoot and love love love your outfits! very much my style! Those abandon buildings are incredible, I would die to see them in person. I dont have buildings like that where I live and if I did I dont know if I would look that comfortable shooting in them....stunning!!
| number    = 785
 
| date      = August 27, 2010
 
| title    = Open Mic Night
 
| image    = open_mic_night.png
 
| titletext = Ever notice how the more successful observational comics become, the more their jokes focus on flying and hotels?
 
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==Explanation==
 
{{w|Aphasia}} is is the disturbance in formulation and comprehension of language. This class of language disorder ranges from having difficulty remembering words to being completely unable to speak, read, or write.
 
 
 
Hat Man does not deal well with hecklers.
 
 
 
A {{w|quine (computing)|quine}} is a computer program which takes no input and produces a copy of its own source code as its only output.
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
:[Megan on stage, holding microphone, hip-hop stance.]
 
:Megan: Yo, I'm M.C. Aphasia and I'm here to say that, I... uh... um... hi?
 
 
 
:[Black Hat on stage, holding microphone.]
 
:Black Hat: So I... oh? Does she? Well, when ''yo'' mama sits around the house, she finds herself wishing she'd finished her degree instead of having kids right away, maybe started that business. Then she might have created something she's ''proud'' of.
 
 
 
:[Cueball on stage, holding microphone, fist pumping toward audience.]
 
:Cueball: Yo, I'm M.C. Quine and I'm here to say, "Yo, I'm M.C. Quine and I'm here to say!"
 
 
 
:[Beret Guy on stage, holding microphone.]
 
:Beret Guy: Ever notice how men go to the restroom alone, while women go in hordes ten thousand strong, clad all in sable armor and bristling with swords and spears?
 
:Audience member: Those are orcs.
 
:Beret man: Oh.
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Black Hat]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
 

Revision as of 17:28, 6 January 2013

Hi, Im new to the blog world, but wanted to cnmmeot that I love all your locations that you shoot and love love love your outfits! very much my style! Those abandon buildings are incredible, I would die to see them in person. I dont have buildings like that where I live and if I did I dont know if I would look that comfortable shooting in them....stunning!!