Title text: A universe that needed someone to observe it in order to collapse it into existence would be a pretty sorry universe indeed.
The title text refers to the aspect of Quantum Mechanics where a system can exist in more than one state until it is observed. An observation is required in order to "collapse" the system into a particular state (The thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat is a popular way of explaining this concept). The title text proposes that, without someone to observe the universe, it would not exist.
- [Cueball and Megan are inside each others' thought bubbles.]