Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
Cueball is sitting at a computer finishing an online order. As he places his order, he inputs a (presumable) shot in the psychological dark in the coupon code field, saying that he observed the person who will process the order steal something from a dying woman's house. After he clicks checkout, the coupon code discounts the sale the full $80.02, presumably meaning the person who processed this order did just so.
The title text references 325: A-Minus-Minus; it has become a running gag that bobcats are occasionally sent by mail (by Black Hat in various comics).
- [The panel shows an online shopping form.]
- Shipping: $14.08
- Total: $80.02
- If you have a coupon code, enter it here:
- [An empty form.]
- Check out
- Cueball is looking at his computer.
- [The empty form is now filled in - the rest of the panel shows the same page.]
- Form: In 1987 you quietly took something from the house of a dying woman. You thought nobody knew -- you were wrong.
- [Cueball is sitting at his computer.]
add a comment!
- [The form is updated.]
- Shipping: $14.08
- Total: $80.02
- Applied: -$80.02
- Final price: $0.00
- Thank you
- - Your order has been placed -
If you see in the first frame, the Subtotal is a one-digit number, possibly $3.19. Yet the tax is way higher, and the subtotal is higher still. Thoughts?
--Kuilin Li, [email protected], didn't bother registering.
220.127.116.11 03:00, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
- The word next to the (potential) 3.19 isn't 'subtotal', though. The first letter might be a K or R, no idea on the second, the third is probably an E, K or R again, a 'one foot' letter like I or T, a C (I think), another 'one foot', a round bottom like a C or O, then possibly an H. I'm sure it's a real word, knowing how much detail he puts in the simplest things, am pretty sure it's not 'subtotal', but no idea otherwise what it actually is. --StarChaser Tyger (talk) 03:59, 30 January 2013 (UTC)
- My guess is that it says "AMERICIUM". —Tanner Swett 18.104.22.168 22:29, 22 March 2013 (UTC)
- Hmm, looks like you could be right. Also, americium is a radioactive element commonly used (in tiny amounts) in smoke detectors. It's probably the only transuranic element you can find in your house. --Aaron of Mpls (talk) 03:46, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
I don't really get the joke: is it about the idea that stealing something from the house of a dying woman is a rather common thing to have on one's conscience? and Cueball tries to leverage on that everywhere he can? Or would it be that Cueball really knows who is on the other side and what he can pressure them on? - Cos (talk) 14:28, 7 February 2013 (UTC)
- The joke is that coupon codes are normally bland, corporate, impersonal, and small (you don't save that much money generally). Also, they're now sometimes shared on sites like RetailMeNot. This is just the opposite. It's a highly profitable way of exploiting a personal secret the buyer knows about the seller. Mattflaschen (talk) 03:48, 9 February 2013 (UTC)
- Highly effective way? Only if the buyer was reading the discount code input manually! 22.214.171.124 12:53, 21 February 2013 (UTC)
- It's the romantic image that there is more behind the interface than mere, cold technology. But atleast a sentinent being, if not humans. I don't think there's an actual joke that is supposed to make you laugh here though. --126.96.36.199 22:11, 3 July 2013 (UTC)