846: Dental Nerve

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Modern History
During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.
Title text: During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.

Explanation

War reenactment is a hobby in which people act out a battle from some previous time period. Real-time war reenactment is therefore following someone around in an actual battle and acting out everything they do.

Transcript

My Hobby:
Soldier: Will you please stop imitating everything I do?
Cueball: [Dressed as and following soldier] Will you please stop...
My Hobby: real time war reenactment.


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Discussion

Modern science has yet to come up with any plausible theories as to why Ke$ha would even want to brush her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniel's in the first place. 71.201.53.130 20:33, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

How important is brushing and flossing really? Take a look at these Before & After images courtesy of a Shellharbour Dentist (http://shellharbourcitydental.com.au) 108.162.250.219 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

The page was the home page with no obvious link to whatever.

I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 19:41, 24 January 2015 (UTC)

Is this the before and after pictures you were talking about? https://www.shellharbourcitydental.com.au/view-results Alissa92 (talk) 17:58, 17 June 2019 (UTC) What's with the stressed syllables in caps in the title text? 103.22.201.226 12:02, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

It's to clarify which syllables are stressed. If you read it that way, it sounds like the original lyrics. Mezgrman (talk) 18:08, 13 June 2014 (UTC)

Obviously brushing one’s teeth with a bottle of Jack is not ideal, but I am somewhat curious whether it would be better than nothing, and if so how much. The actual damage is done by bacteria, which presumably do not appreciate the alcohol. 162.158.56.221 19:32, 2 November 2015 (UTC)

After a bit of research I found that alcohol is in fact pretty bad for your mouth (dries it out; does damage to gums etc.). I don’t drink; I have no idea whether I’d have known that if I actually did drink or not.162.158.56.221 19:40, 2 November 2015 (UTC)

Many types of mouth cleansing fluid use alcohol for disinfection; bacteria don't appreciate that. However, booze'll never manage to remove food leftovers from your teeth (mostly done by the brush, with help of the toothpaste), and it won't help strengthen the teeth (the toothpaste's fluoride) either. Apparently alcohol can also harm your gums, which would indirectly harm your teeth. Result: in the very short term, alcohol would clean your teeth, but in the longer run, the remaining food traces would attract bacteria again within minutes, your teeth would be weaker after a period without fluoride, and gum harm might cause teeth harm if you kept going like this for a long time. Sounds like alcohol could be an emergency solution in the wilderness? Or use it to disinfect a shared toothbrush!