Title text: After years of trying various methods, I broke this habit by pitting my impatience against my laziness. I decoupled the action and the neurological reward by setting up a simple 30-second delay I had to wait through, in which I couldn't do anything else, before any new page or chat client would load (and only allowed one to run at once). The urge to check all those sites magically vanished--and my 'productive' computer use was unaffected.
In this comic, the image text is a serious solution to a procrastination problem that we see in the comic.
The first two frame in this comic are the set-up. Both contain webpages CNN.com and reddit.com and thoughts over the top of them. In the 3rd frame, it starts to look a little different as the screen is not a computer but is in fact the targeting computer from Luke Skywalker's X-wing. But, before shutting down, he considers checking Facebook.
In the fourth frame, we finally get the movie reference from Star Wars as Princess Leia and one of the Rebel Alliance's generals are gathered around the holographic table that allows them to follow the battle. In the movie, Luke turns off his targeting computer because he uses the Force to fire the torpedoes at the right time. In the comic, Luke turns off the computer because he keeps getting distracted by Reddit and CNN. There is the joke in the comic.
- [Reddit page]
- Luke (thinking): I shouldn't be looking at Reddit. Why can't I stop?
- [CNN page]
- Luke (thinking): Refreshing CNN again. Do news stories so affect my life that I benefit from checking them more than once a day?
- [Shutdown screen]
- Luke (thinking): I should at least check Faceb... no. Screw it. I can't do my job when I'm distracting myself every five minutes like this.
- [Two people before a battlefield screen]
- Cueball: His computer's off. Luke - You've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
- Luke: Nothing. I'm all right.
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Try an RSS feed. You only have to refresh one source, which cuts back on all the links that you visit daily massively. Google reader is what I prefer myself, but that's just me. Davidy²²[talk] 10:04, 9 March 2013 (UTC)
- RIP Google Reader. --Jeff (talk) 19:17, 31 March 2013 (UTC)
First of all, please pardon my english, I am not a native speaker. I'm afraid I don't entirely share your point of view about Oman and the Indian Ocean. First because what I see on the map is not the Indian Ocean. It's Cyprus, Northern Egypt and the Middle East (lands are white) and the Mediterranean Sea, the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf (seas are grey).
I agree that we can't see Oman on this map, though. But (99% of) Oman is not situated on the Persian Gulf; it's on the Gulf of... Oman and on the Arabian Sea, both of which can be considered as parts of the Indian Ocean.
Nevertheless, thanks for your explanation. I love xkcd and I am sure I used to miss a lot of the fun, when I read it without knowing this wiki. Xavier 184.108.40.206 12:40, 3 August 2013 (UTC)
- That's the joke, right? That they don't know where it is or can't find it. 220.127.116.11 12:28, 30 December 2014 (UTC)
- So, where are the bees?
- If you want to pass as a native English speaker, you'll have to write a lot worse English than that well-written sample.18.104.22.168 19:26, 12 September 2015 (UTC)
I get the impression that dormant African bee genes won out over the Italian strain when they were confronted with the poisonous residue from careless orchard owners. It would explain that some bees remained whilst whole colonies deserted.
Wherever they are: May the force be with you, little sweeties.
I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 14:20, 24 January 2015 (UTC)
I just checked, and Cards Against Humanity came out a few months after this comic, so "Bees" wouldn't be a reference - if anything, CAH would be referencing XKCD.22.214.171.124 09:21, 25 June 2015 (UTC)