874: Time Management

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Time Management
I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.
Title text: I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.

Explanation

The schedule is in direct contradiction to the scenario laid out in the comic: Cueball loves time management, but is terrible at it.

The title text tells us that Randall hates this sort of hypocrisy.

Transcript

[Cueball sits at a desk with a computer. There's a schedule on the wall next to it. Cueball is typing.]
The key to leading a productive life is time management.
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Choose goals, build a schedule, and have the WILLPOWER to follow it--
or be LEFT BEHIND by those of us who DO.
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[We see the schedule in closeup.]
SCHEDULE
7:00am Wake up
7:15am-8:00am Post on productivity blogs about my schedule
8:00am-whenever Fuck around
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