889: Turtles
explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
| Turtles |
![]() Title text: You're a turtle! |
[edit] Explanation
Turtles are laid back dudes, as also noted in Finding Nemo. While an offscreen character is panicking over deleting a file, the turtle is content with just being a turtle. Fifty years later it is still content with being a turtle. Perspective, man!
The title text is a reference to 231: Cat Proximity.
[edit] Transcript
- [There is a turtle.]
- Off-panel: Oh, crap, I deleted the file!
- [There is a turtle.]
- Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
- [There is a turtle.]
- Off-panel: No, wait, there it is.
- [There is a turtle.]
- Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
- [There is a turtle.]
- 50 Years Later:
- Turtle (thinking): I am a turtle.
- Caption: Turtles have it figured out, man.
