935: Missed Connections

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The sixth is a reference to how the Google Street view van was not only recording photos of the street in 360 degrees, it was also collecting data from unencrypted Wi-Fi networks.  The comic takes this to the next level, that the Google Street View van also scans what we have in our pockets and does a retinal scan.  In this case, the social security number referenced is [http://www.ssa.gov/history/ssn/misused.html the most used SSN of all time.]
 
The sixth is a reference to how the Google Street view van was not only recording photos of the street in 360 degrees, it was also collecting data from unencrypted Wi-Fi networks.  The comic takes this to the next level, that the Google Street View van also scans what we have in our pockets and does a retinal scan.  In this case, the social security number referenced is [http://www.ssa.gov/history/ssn/misused.html the most used SSN of all time.]
  
The last suggested the Babe Ruth, the American baseball slugger of 1914-1935 is actually a Time Lord.  Time Lord is a reference to the popular sci-fi series "Doctor Who" in which The Doctor, who is a Time Lord, uses a TARDIS, which stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space to travel through time.
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The last suggested the Babe Ruth, the American baseball slugger of 1914-1935 is actually a Time Lord.  Time Lord is a reference to the popular sci-fi series "Doctor Who" in which The Doctor, who is a Time Lord, uses a TARDIS, which is a time travel machine.
  
 
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==Transcript==

Revision as of 19:53, 14 December 2012

Missed Connections
The Street View van isn't going to find out anything Google won't already know from reading my email.
Title text: The Street View van isn't going to find out anything Google won't already know from reading my email.

Explanation

Missed Connections is a page on Craigslist in which people who saw each other briefly and want to reconnect attempt to find each other again. If I was to hazard a guess, I would imagine it works .0001% of the time. In the case of missed connections, one person describes themselves "Me" and describes the other person "You" in order that the second person would recognize themself and try to reconnect.

The first one is a goofy joke as far as I can tell, although there have been many Wienermobile incidents in the past.

Oddly enough, the second entry could possibly be a reference to this episode of The Fairly OddParents.

The third one is a reference to networking. UDP stands for User Datagram Protcol. UDP packets don't use handshaking to verify they have contacted the correct host, so they can get lost or confused. The Cisco router location is just a reference to a block of IP addresses. Cisco is a company that makes networking equipment. This is a play on a missed connection for someone who was lost and asked for directions.

The fourth one seems to be a joke as well. For those outside of the US (or those inside as well), Nancy Pelosi is a member of the US House of Representatives. The (D-CA) is a common notation for politicians which notates party (D for Democrat) and state (CA for California).

The fifth seems to be a reference to Randall's upcoming nuptials?

The sixth is a reference to how the Google Street view van was not only recording photos of the street in 360 degrees, it was also collecting data from unencrypted Wi-Fi networks. The comic takes this to the next level, that the Google Street View van also scans what we have in our pockets and does a retinal scan. In this case, the social security number referenced is the most used SSN of all time.

The last suggested the Babe Ruth, the American baseball slugger of 1914-1935 is actually a Time Lord. Time Lord is a reference to the popular sci-fi series "Doctor Who" in which The Doctor, who is a Time Lord, uses a TARDIS, which is a time travel machine.

Transcript

[The page is set up like the missed connections area of Craigslist, with a list of messages from an individual to a person they weren't able to communicate with at the time.]
Personals > Missed Connections
You: Clinging to hood of your stolen wienermobile, trying to reach into engine to unstick throttle
Me: Screaming, diving out of the way
You: Vaguely human silhouette
Me: At bottom of wishing well with harpoon gun
You: Confused UDP packet
Me: Cisco router in 45.170/16 block
You: Baddest fuckin' Juggalo at Violent J's party
Me: Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca)
You: Getting married to me
Me: Also getting married, but distracted by my phone
You: Cute boy on corner of 4th & Main, 5'11, 169lbs, social security number 078-05-1120, pockets contained $2.09 in change, keys, and a condom. Retinal scan attached
Me: Driving street view van
You: George Herman "Babe" Ruth
Me: Fellow Time Lord. Saw your tardis on third moon of
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Discussion

A "Juggalo" is a fan of the band Insane Clown Posse, about as diametrically removed from a democratic politician as you could think of. 75.103.23.206 17:09, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

More specifically, she has a reputation for being stern and somewhat humorless making her an even better contrast to a Juggalo KingDragonlord (talk) 17:30, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

I'm new so I don't want to overstep bounds and just edit the page but I think it would be clearer to just say the TARDIS is a time travel device. Anyone not familiar with the tv series is not going to care what TARDIS is an acronym for. KingDragonlord (talk) 17:27, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

I think having the expansion of TARDIS is fine, but you are correct there should be a mention of what a TARDIS is, and a link to the wikipedia article for the TARDIS. You are fully free, and welcomed to edit any explanation that you think is lacking information. The worst that could happen is someone reverts your edit and leaves a note on your talk page about why. lcarsos_a (talk) 19:22, 13 December 2012 (UTC)
According to Craigslist itself, Missed Connections has never worked. They're still waiting for a testimony for its first success.76.29.225.28 18:20, 9 July 2013 (UTC)
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