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There are many options. Not everyone will see the same options. We are trying to capture as many options as possible in the transcript below. '''The order and options has changed since the transcripter captured the dialogue'''....The dialogue is likely based on click-through rates and hence will change over time based on which choices are clicked most using {{w|A/B_testing|A/B measurement techniques..}}
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Often, when a panel is without any choices to make, there is only the option "Continue" to see the next panel.
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This is the transcript of [[1350: Lorenz]]. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic.
  
Knit Cap Guy: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
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Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
  
 
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Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
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Hairy:
 
Hairy:
* So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
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* Wanna build a snowman?
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* Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
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So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
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Wanna build a snowman?
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Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
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You know. Your car's on fire.
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
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There's something weird out on the lawn.
 
There's something weird out on the lawn.
 
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If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...}}
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If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...
 
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I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.
 
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
 
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
 
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* What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
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* Isn't that sort of meaningless?
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* Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
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What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
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Isn't that sort of meaningless?
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Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
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You won't believe what just fell off of your roof.
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Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
 
Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
 
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Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
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Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
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[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>
 
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* In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
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And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
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I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
 
Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
 
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[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]<br>
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* Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...  
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Revision as of 12:31, 5 April 2014

Ambox notice.png This transcript is incomplete. Please help editing it! Thanks.

This is the transcript of 1350: Lorenz. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic.

How to edit

How to add a collapsible branch:

{{beginbranch}}
(title text)
{{midbranch}}
(text to be hidden/shown)
{{endbranch}}

Template:beginbranch (title text) Template:midbranch (text to be hidden/shown) Template:endbranch

A vertical line signifies a tree of multiple available options.

{{beginline}}
A) Yes!
B) No!
C) Maybe!
{{endline}}

Template:beginline A) Yes! B) No! C) Maybe! Template:endline


Transcript

Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)

Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch

Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. Template:midbranch Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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