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Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
 
 
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Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
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Hairy:
 
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So you're still refusing to use Facebook?
 
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Wanna build a snowman?
 
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Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?
 
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You know. Your car's on fire.
 
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink])
 
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[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>
 
Hairy:
 
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There's something weird out on the lawn.
 
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This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.
 
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I have a lawn?
 
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I hope it's not a bobcat this time.
 
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If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...
 
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There's a dinosaur at the door.
 
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I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.
 
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I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.
 
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
 
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[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>
 
Hairy:
 
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What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
 
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Isn't that sort of meaningless?
 
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Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
 
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You won't believe what just fell off of your roof.
 
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Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
 
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Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>
 
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In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
 
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...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
 
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And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
 
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I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
 
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Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
 
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[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]<br>
 
Knit Cap Girl: ??<br>
 
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Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...
 
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Wait. What's on this other partition?
 
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Why is Python importing Skynet?
 
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My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?
 
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Gravity. Lots of it.
 
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Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook.
 
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Revision as of 12:36, 5 April 2014

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This is the transcript of 1350: Lorenz. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic.

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Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)

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Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch

Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. Template:midbranch Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
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Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

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