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Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)

Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch

Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Guy and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch OK, two weird things. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I can see a creeper down there. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Is this 1-1 from Mario? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch See? It's like a glitch in the Matrix. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch This isn't where I left that... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline

Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. Template:midbranch Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch